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Posted: 04 May 2007, 08:14
by harrygreb
you wont need rohypnol with the oscar DLH face mask. she'll be a goblin
before the seconds are out of the ring

Posted: 04 May 2007, 08:17
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
Easy go round bone her, wait till she nods off go back and watch the boxing. Alternitvely doggystyle while watching the boxing - would that count a being gay though :lol:

Seriously shes just game playing and seeking attention

Posted: 04 May 2007, 08:20
by emma
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:Easy go round bone her, wait till she nods off go back and watch the boxing. Alternitvely doggystyle while watching the boxing - would that count a being gay though :lol:

Seriously shes just game playing and seeking attention
Believe it or not sex is not the answer with this case. :TU:

Posted: 04 May 2007, 08:30
by Khaosai-Galaxy
Every relationship can be salvaged with make up sex


I 1st learned that when i was in prison on a charge....



oh shit, no wait, where's the delete key???





x

Posted: 04 May 2007, 08:42
by WildWaylon
To me its easy, if she is a girlfriend that could at sometime become your partner, she has to know the score now - You have your life and things you have to do and at the same time she has hers - So its "sorry but I follow boxing and this is a vital fight I must see" - Start as you mean to go on or suffer later - If on the other hand she is just a girl who you like to spend time with when you can - Its basically the same message and if she doesnt like it, tough and move on, if she wants to be bitchy - Dont let them run your life or it wont be a life - I dont think its good doing everything together, you need your own pursuits - Things will come up that conflict but both sides have to be understanding, its all give and take.

Posted: 04 May 2007, 08:58
by Hagler2002
Kick the bitch into touch and get a new model that knows her fornicating place (NAP)

Posted: 04 May 2007, 09:03
by Max Molyneux
Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:I was spiked with rohypnol once in a club, it gives you the shits, you know.
Did you have gut wrenching arse explosions? :lol:

It was probably due to the beer and curry lunch you had though.

Posted: 04 May 2007, 09:06
by oliverfennell
I presume she would agree not to watch the final of Big Brother if the scenario was reversed?

Posted: 04 May 2007, 09:35
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
emma wrote:
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:Easy go round bone her, wait till she nods off go back and watch the boxing. Alternitvely doggystyle while watching the boxing - would that count a being gay though :lol:

Seriously shes just game playing and seeking attention
Believe it or not sex is not the answer with this case. :TU:
depends if he can make her cum or not :lol:

Posted: 04 May 2007, 09:39
by emma
Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Every relationship can be salvaged with make up sex


I 1st learned that when i was in prison on a charge....



oh shit, no wait, where's the delete key???





x
not when your chossing boxing over her. :roll:

You shouldnt of mentioned the boxing in the first place. :TU:

Posted: 04 May 2007, 10:40
by jimb0d
He's not choosing boxing over her. He is choosing a superfight over her FOR ONE NIGHT. This gal needs to get some perspective.

You know, if she hadnt thrown the toys out of the pram, and instead had shown a little respect for what OR wants to do, he would be praising her to his mates and be more smitten than ever. [/i]

Re: URGENT- HELP ME OUT BOYS, OVERHAND RIGHT IS FOOKED BIG T

Posted: 04 May 2007, 10:54
by silkov
overhand_right wrote:Okay so last night am laid face down in bed in a pool of my own drool when at 0317AM my drunken stupor is rudely disturbed by the worst text imaginable.

As you might guess, i intend to watch De La Hoya/Mayweather above all else on saturday night.

this is it word for word:

"Hey you. stupid of me to say this but feeling upset right because i had planned this weekend to be wid u 4 ages as we met a YEAR this weekend but obviously u find watching sports more important than seeing me which means u dont give a toss about this relationship. sorry but this just says it all at this point - u dont really care, wuda been a different matter if i saw u regularly, i wudnt mind. but its been a month and the date we was meant to c each other youd rather watch boxing. sorry (name of affection witheld...) but i cant carry on like this anymore. u are meant to be my boyfriend who loves me x"

TYPICAL F#CKING WOMAN ATTITUDE.

Now 9:11 AM and i am yet to reply.

How exactly do you convey to a brain dead woman whos lone passion in life is grooming herself the magnitude of De La Hoya/Mayweather? :o

I would rather roll over my own grandmother in a landrover than miss this fight.

Sh#t the bed lads, what is the smartest way to play this? Im assuming putting boxing above all other social activities and responsibilities must of also landed you in similar sh#tty circumstances over the years? Otherwise im a lone freak!
Personally I'd just be thankful that you havent married her!!... :TU: :wink: :lol:
...reminds me of the time when I went to a freinds birthday party and met a lovely woman there... got on very well with her... ended up taking her home where we continued to get on very well.... trouble is this was the night of Bruno vs Mccall which was screening late I think... round about 1.00 am I mentioned that I wanted to watch the Bruno fight... her reaction was akin to me admitting to being a madaxe murderer with ten bodies hidden in my bedroom!... :-? :x :x ...next thing I knew she was dressed and phoning a taxi!... never saw her again!... :roll: :roll: :roll:
...obviously wasnt a boxing fan!... :cry: :cry: :cry:

Re: URGENT- HELP ME OUT BOYS, OVERHAND RIGHT IS FOOKED BIG T

Posted: 04 May 2007, 10:58
by silkov
silkov wrote:
overhand_right wrote:Okay so last night am laid face down in bed in a pool of my own drool when at 0317AM my drunken stupor is rudely disturbed by the worst text imaginable.

As you might guess, i intend to watch De La Hoya/Mayweather above all else on saturday night.

this is it word for word:

"Hey you. stupid of me to say this but feeling upset right because i had planned this weekend to be wid u 4 ages as we met a YEAR this weekend but obviously u find watching sports more important than seeing me which means u dont give a toss about this relationship. sorry but this just says it all at this point - u dont really care, wuda been a different matter if i saw u regularly, i wudnt mind. but its been a month and the date we was meant to c each other youd rather watch boxing. sorry (name of affection witheld...) but i cant carry on like this anymore. u are meant to be my boyfriend who loves me x"

TYPICAL F#CKING WOMAN ATTITUDE.

Now 9:11 AM and i am yet to reply.

How exactly do you convey to a brain dead woman whos lone passion in life is grooming herself the magnitude of De La Hoya/Mayweather? :o

I would rather roll over my own grandmother in a landrover than miss this fight.

Sh#t the bed lads, what is the smartest way to play this? Im assuming putting boxing above all other social activities and responsibilities must of also landed you in similar sh#tty circumstances over the years? Otherwise im a lone freak!
Personally I'd just be thankful that you havent married her!!... :TU: :wink: :lol:
...reminds me of the time when I went to a freinds birthday party and met a lovely woman there... got on very well with her... ended up taking her home where we continued to get on very well.... trouble is this was the night of Bruno vs Mccall which was screening late I think... round about 1.00 am I mentioned that I wanted to watch the Bruno fight... her reaction was akin to me admitting to being a madaxe murderer with ten bodies hidden in my bedroom!... :-? :x :x ...next thing I knew she was dressed and phoning a taxi!... never saw her again!... :roll: :roll: :roll:
...obviously wasnt a boxing fan!... :cry: :cry: :cry:
The moral to this story is I do occasionally think back to that night and think that I must have been nuts!... :x :-? :roll: 8)

Re: URGENT- HELP ME OUT BOYS, OVERHAND RIGHT IS FOOKED BIG T

Posted: 04 May 2007, 12:10
by emma
silkov wrote:
overhand_right wrote:Okay so last night am laid face down in bed in a pool of my own drool when at 0317AM my drunken stupor is rudely disturbed by the worst text imaginable.

As you might guess, i intend to watch De La Hoya/Mayweather above all else on saturday night.

this is it word for word:

"Hey you. stupid of me to say this but feeling upset right because i had planned this weekend to be wid u 4 ages as we met a YEAR this weekend but obviously u find watching sports more important than seeing me which means u dont give a toss about this relationship. sorry but this just says it all at this point - u dont really care, wuda been a different matter if i saw u regularly, i wudnt mind. but its been a month and the date we was meant to c each other youd rather watch boxing. sorry (name of affection witheld...) but i cant carry on like this anymore. u are meant to be my boyfriend who loves me x"

TYPICAL F#CKING WOMAN ATTITUDE.

Now 9:11 AM and i am yet to reply.

How exactly do you convey to a brain dead woman whos lone passion in life is grooming herself the magnitude of De La Hoya/Mayweather? :o

I would rather roll over my own grandmother in a landrover than miss this fight.

Sh#t the bed lads, what is the smartest way to play this? Im assuming putting boxing above all other social activities and responsibilities must of also landed you in similar sh#tty circumstances over the years? Otherwise im a lone freak!
Personally I'd just be thankful that you havent married her!!... :TU: :wink: :lol:
...reminds me of the time when I went to a freinds birthday party and met a lovely woman there... got on very well with her... ended up taking her home where we continued to get on very well.... trouble is this was the night of Bruno vs Mccall which was screening late I think... round about 1.00 am I mentioned that I wanted to watch the Bruno fight... her reaction was akin to me admitting to being a madaxe murderer with ten bodies hidden in my bedroom!... :-? :x :x ...next thing I knew she was dressed and phoning a taxi!... never saw her again!... :roll: :roll: :roll:
...obviously wasnt a boxing fan!... :cry: :cry: :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 04 May 2007, 12:12
by emma
jimb0d wrote:He's not choosing boxing over her. He is choosing a superfight over her FOR ONE NIGHT. This gal needs to get some perspective.

You know, if she hadnt thrown the toys out of the pram, and instead had shown a little respect for what OR wants to do, he would be praising her to his mates and be more smitten than ever. [/i]
I know hes not choosing boxing over her but thats how it appears to her . Im just letting you know how women think. :TU:

Posted: 04 May 2007, 12:29
by Goz
Emmas right. I think the only way round it is to call her, tell her you really want to see this fight but that you will make it up to her and take her out on Sunday or next week and lay it on big time.

I mean flowers, cheeky little present, nice restaurant, romance in the extreme.

Re: URGENT- HELP ME OUT BOYS, OVERHAND RIGHT IS FOOKED BIG T

Posted: 04 May 2007, 12:39
by pundit
overhand_right wrote:Okay so last night am laid face down in bed in a pool of my own drool when at 0317AM my drunken stupor is rudely disturbed by the worst text imaginable.

As you might guess, i intend to watch De La Hoya/Mayweather above all else on saturday night.

this is it word for word:

"Hey you. stupid of me to say this but feeling upset right because i had planned this weekend to be wid u 4 ages as we met a YEAR this weekend but obviously u find watching sports more important than seeing me which means u dont give a toss about this relationship. sorry but this just says it all at this point - u dont really care, wuda been a different matter if i saw u regularly, i wudnt mind. but its been a month and the date we was meant to c each other youd rather watch boxing. sorry (name of affection witheld...) but i cant carry on like this anymore. u are meant to be my boyfriend who loves me x"

TYPICAL F#CKING WOMAN ATTITUDE.

Now 9:11 AM and i am yet to reply.

How exactly do you convey to a brain dead woman whos lone passion in life is grooming herself the magnitude of De La Hoya/Mayweather? :o

I would rather roll over my own grandmother in a landrover than miss this fight.

Sh#t the bed lads, what is the smartest way to play this? Im assuming putting boxing above all other social activities and responsibilities must of also landed you in similar sh#tty circumstances over the years? Otherwise im a lone freak!
Send her flowers -- almost always works. Possibley top up with another little gift if needed.

And book a place in a restaurant for the next evening (don't tell which one -- ladies like surprises). Or the evening before, and say that you want to celebrate into your aniverary.

Posted: 04 May 2007, 12:45
by WildWaylon
Goz wrote:Emmas right. I think the only way round it is to call her, tell her you really want to see this fight but that you will make it up to her and take her out on Sunday or next week and lay it on big time.

I mean flowers, cheeky little present, nice restaurant, romance in the extreme.
Christ, thats a bit extreme, buy some chips and let her have a dip in the bag

Posted: 04 May 2007, 13:49
by silkov
Seriously though, why dont you just take her out for a meal and drink, then come home, show her some attention for a hour or so and hope she falls asleep by 2.00 am... at which point you nip downstairs and watch the fight!.... job done!... :TU: :box: :roll:

Re: URGENT- HELP ME OUT BOYS, OVERHAND RIGHT IS FOOKED BIG T

Posted: 04 May 2007, 14:19
by Eric the Viking
overhand_right wrote:this is it word for word:

"...be wid u 4 ages ... wuda been a different matter if i saw u regularly, i wudnt mind..."
Bit off the topic -- but I'm guessing you weren't dating her for the silky literary style of her love notes? Ah well, at least she didn't call u a fuken fagget bro, dat wuda ben tuf 2 deal wif.
Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:I was spiked with rohypnol once in a club, it gives you the shits, you know.
Makes your crotch hurt, too...or so I'm told.

Posted: 04 May 2007, 14:49
by harrygreb
i remember a similar occasion when i was determined to give a fairly steady bird the elbow. it had to be that night as she was getting too heavy and i wasnt having any of it. it was after midnight and we were lying in bed having just finished the usual business and i was trying to summon up the courage to tell her the bad news, problem was there was a nigel benn fight due to come on the telly in about half an hour. if i kick her into touch before the fight i'd have to leave her house and get back home which was about an hour away - i'd miss the fight!!!
so i sensibly did a bit of wooing about ten minutes before benn and she was down there like a good 'un giving my knackers a wet one at which she was extremely adept. it didnt take long for either nigel nor me to finish our respective jobs. :TU:

Posted: 04 May 2007, 15:03
by m1kee50
Nothing much to adds for you mate - tell her that it really means a lot to you - NOT AS MUCH AS SHE DOES - and you will make it up in a shoe currency. see her friday and sunday, and remind her that its the FA CUP AND CHAMPIONS LEAGUE coming up soon

Posted: 04 May 2007, 15:03
by harrygreb
another incident puts a slightly different twist on it. a friend of mine who was not at all interested in boxing, nearly had a night of passion with jane couch, our finest female pugilist.
after a bit of verbal sparring in the pub, he and jane left to start the preliminaries. this was ok, apparantly, but then he wanted to move on to the main event only to be disappointed when jane turned on the telly and was glued to a re-run of jim mcdonnells heroic failure to overcome the african legend azumah nelson. my mate left before the end of the first round.
you see, it cuts both ways.

Posted: 04 May 2007, 15:07
by harrygreb
blimey all these ideas about buying her this buying her that - the blokes gonna be skint if he keeps on shelling out for flowers and meals and shoes! and when he's skint he'll definately lose her :(

Posted: 04 May 2007, 15:53
by silkov
harrygreb wrote:another incident puts a slightly different twist on it. a friend of mine who was not at all interested in boxing, nearly had a night of passion with jane couch, our finest female pugilist.
after a bit of verbal sparring in the pub, he and jane left to start the preliminaries. this was ok, apparantly, but then he wanted to move on to the main event only to be disappointed when jane turned on the telly and was glued to a re-run of jim mcdonnells heroic failure to overcome the african legend azumah nelson. my mate left before the end of the first round.
you see, it cuts both ways.
He should have asked for a rematch!.... :wink: :roll: 8)