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Posted: 03 Apr 2008, 10:58
by DavidPayne
There once was a challenger from the US
Who fought Lennox who liked to play Chess
He was big, tall and rangy was Tony
A legimitate contender, no phoney
He hugged his teddy and sucked his thumb
Pre-fight, he loved his trainer to blow him til he cum
That was big boned Tony Tucker
The bloody weird, pillow biting f....
former fighter.
Posted: 03 Apr 2008, 11:04
by Old bones Ian
Trainer "Ok Tony we got 4 hours till fight time, there's nothing on the TV, we can't get drunk. Hey Tony you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Tucker "What i go get my teddy bear, and drop my shorts?"
Trainer "Actually i was going to suggest going through the fight plan, but hey f*ck it, i mean its not as if Don King is going to turn up"
Posted: 03 Apr 2008, 12:04
by MightyWarrior
Must be the only time Don was lost for words
Anyway, I'm sure what really happened was that Tony T was "in the zone", mentaly preparing for the up coming fight, in a trance like state, completely oblivious to what was actually happening to him.
Obviously, his low life trainer took full advantage of this, stripping poor Tone of his boxer shorts, placing the teady bear on him and performing an unatural act.
TNT must have been absolutely furious when he realised what had happened during his preparations.
Posted: 04 Apr 2008, 04:51
by gb
Anyone know who the alleged trainer was?
Posted: 04 Apr 2008, 04:56
by Robinson
This sounds like a random text message you would get from a Family Guy fan....
Ok..sure it may have happened...but there are way to many....well elements that make it sound un-real.
In any case, he is still a talented boxer.
Posted: 04 Apr 2008, 07:22
by overhand_right
boxingchat wrote:Alledgedly - The truth is...Don King went to his Hotel suite at the Mirage before the fought Lewis to get some paperwork signed and the door was ajar. King entered with his legal guy and Tucker was sat bollock naked on the edge of the bed, clutching a Teddy Bear, sucking his thumb, whilst his trainer, A poof, was on his knees giving him a nosh.
If only Lennox had known they would have held on alot more in the fight I'm sure. Alledgedly, that was the only really bent fight of the last 20 years!
And who exactly started this rumour? Don King himself?
Tucker has how many kids? And was being trained by those same hardcore DK stable Tyson guys. You think any of them suck men off?
Beyodn belief that any of you would believe such a school yard story.
Posted: 04 Apr 2008, 08:29
by stujones
Well I aint ever listening to Teddy bear by Elvis again.