3 weeks of "lead up programmes" .....Khan sitting down to his porridge, Rick to his full English....The Countdown.
quick spin round the block with Khan in the Range Rover, "an these are the traffic lights where I didn't break in time...."......Then a ride out with Rick for the cameras in the sheepskin coat and Del Boy van..
Battle of Britain....Battle of the generations.....Passing the Baton...give it some daft cliche title then whack the whole thing on PPV and stage it at the neutral and mutually shit to get to for everyone venue, otherwise known as Wembley...and Bob's your Uncle. It's not rocket science and it certainly wouldn't be a tickling contest.
Natural fight
