Re: Classic American West Coast Boxing
Posted: 05 Oct 2017, 23:18
Crossing The Line
I must have got my wires crossed because I thought Tiger Smalls told me that there was going to be a fight card at the gymnasium in Colonia Independencia in Tijuana. He said that his son,Prince,was scheduled to fight,but at the last minute his opponent dropped out, but that there would be a card anyway.I drove down there Tuesday evening ,and found out there was no fights going on at the gymnasium.
The gymnasium is near where my daughter lives in Canon Jhonson. Calonia Independencia is located on a hill north above Canon Jhonson which is in the canyon. Above Canon Jhonson to the west is Colonia Francisco Villa.To the east, also above Canon Jhonson, is Colonia Hidalgo. Ranking those colonias,Canon Jhonson is low man on the pecking order. There are no parks in Canon Jhonson. No schools. No sidewalks even. Colonia Independencia ,where the gymnasium is, is more affluent. It's a homey neighborhood. There are meat markets,tortillairas,mercados,auto repair garages,pharmacies,little restaurants,and second hand stores.There's the church near the center of the colonia with a plaza that privides swings and monkey bars for the kids.Vendors selling brightly colored balloons on sticks are everywhere. Benches circle the plaza. Vendors pushing carts sell a variety of food:tacos,ice cream,fruit cocktails comprised of melons,pineapples,mangos,guavas,and hicamas. Coconuts are split open with big machetes and the meat is scraped out or a hole is punched through the shell and a straw inserted.Fresh limes are squeezed over the fruit and more often than not,chile is sprinkled on top of everything.You can buy a beef,chorizo,or ham torta on hot baked fresh bread with the flour still on the top of the crust.Roasted peanuts and cotton candy are not hard to find. To quench thirsts,big jugs of horchata,jamaica,and limonada with the big chunks of ice and the long metal dippers inside the glass jugs,the liquid contents poured over the sides to the brims of wax cups. Of course a selection of soft drinks ,mostly in bottles,are on the counters. A little side note:it's hard to find a Pepsi Cola. Mexicans go for Coca Cola,and the type they make in Mexico in the bottles tastes better than what you can get in the States.The Mexican Coke in bottles is made with cane sugar as opposed to U.S. Coke that's made with fructose corn syrup. In back of the park is a Little League field that is beside the gymnasium.
I parked my car next to the Little League Field and walked across the grass to the gymnasium.When I walked inside the gymnasium,I knew right away that I had missed out. No ring was set up. A few kids were shooting hoops.The metal bleachers edged against the concrete floor. The place was pretty hollow and empty. The echoes of the basketballs dribbled on the floor sent a lonely feeling through the air. A custodian was mopping around the men's restroom.He was short and lean and I could see the veins sticking out in his arms. His thick black hair looked like he didn't have to comb it to keep everything in place. A well trimmed mustache stood out on his copper face. His bushy eyebrows sat atop a pair of old eyes. He wore a plain white T shirt that was thin from wear. Khaki pants, that was a standard part of his dress,draped at the bottom partially covering scuffed up leather shoes. He had a big plastic water bucket, with a rusty squeegee attached on the rim, on the floor next to him. His motions with his mop were slow making a careful circular motion. As I neared, he never lost his rhythm.
"Hey amigo,"I called out."When were the peleas?"
He stopped his mopping and turned his face to me.
"Next week. Fights next week. Here in the gimnasio. The ring will be here,"he said calmly pointing to the center of the concrete floor.
"Someone told me the fights were tonight."
"Maybe you didn't hear him good. Or maybe he play a trick on you."
"I don't think he'd do that,"I said.
The custodian let out a snicker and resumed to mopping the floor. I looked around. There was nothing going on here so I decided maybe I'd go back down the hill and find a bar to drink a beer or two. The bars in Tijuana are not allowed in the colonias. If you want a drink in a bar,you have to go downtown. The culture looks at it as if you want to get drunk or find a girl,you don't do that sort of thing close to home. Go downtown .You'll find anything you want there.
So as I walked back to my car,I saw that it was gone.Standing on the curb was a big cop holding a sign ,attached to a metal post, with the words "No Estationarse." -No Parking. He was waiting for me to return.
"Where's my car?"I asked him with a tenseness in my tone.
"You can not park here,"he answered. He was a fat guy with a doughy face and a big double chin. His skin glistened .He was around middle age.He wore his uniform sloppily. His gun inside his holster flopped out from his side. His pants looked like they were going to drop down to his ankles. He kept opening his eyes wide when he talked,but they would never focus on me.
"That sign wasn't here when I parked my car before.So where's my car now?"I asked starting to get steamed.
"I call the grua. You can get your car if you go to the police station and pay the multa. Take this ticket with you,"he said as he held out a smudged carbon copy.
"Where's the station then?"
"Calle Ocho."
"I thought they tore that down.
"The jail they tear down. And the fire station. They make new police station.Go there and pay,"he said putting the sign between me and him.
That was it. He was holding all the cards. it was a set up. He would probably split my money with the captain at the police station. He knew it. I knew it,but if I put up a beef with him,I might have to pay a kings ransom to get my car back or I might not get it back at all.I was a man-a gringo man. He was waiting for me to play it strong with him. He figured a gringo would make a plea about "violating my personal rights." No way I'd do that. If I was a woman,I might get away with calling him a" carbon" or something like that,but a woman wouldn't get a concession from a cop like him.He'd let her belly ache,but she would sooner or later play his game.
I took the ticket and then hailed a taxi. The police station was about a mile down the hill.No way I was going to walk there. Not with my arthritis. When I get aggravated, it hurts worse.I was plenty sore-mentally and physically. The cabbie dropped me off in front of the station. I figured he was in on the rip off too. How many guys had he taken to the police station to get theircars back? The station was real nice. It was new and situated in a little lawn area where people were sitting on benches outside. I went to the counter with my crumpled ticket.
"I'm here to pay my fine and get my car back,"I said to the clerk sitting behind the desk. He took the ticket,gave me a quick look,and then read what was on it. He made no small talk.No expression.Very cold and dry.
"You park next to a school. The fine is 300 pesos."
"How much in dolares?"
He moved a calculator in front of him and figured the total.
"20 dollars."
I pulled a twenty from my wallet and put it on the desk.
"Can I get my car now?"
"Your car is in the towing yard."
"Where's that?"I said in a stronger tone of voice.
"Two blocks up the street on top of the hill."
I had no choice. I'd go to the yard and hope my car was there.As I turned to leave ,the clerk stopped me.
"Wait,"he said."Since this is Tuesday you have to pay only 15."
He gave me back five dollars and a receipt to take to the tow yard. I turned again to leave, and standing in my way is the fat cop who gave me the ticket in the park.
"Hey man<"he said with a sarcastic voice."You like democracy?"
"Of course,"I answered. I figured he wanted to bait me into something.
I stepped around him.
I walked the two blocks to the tow yard. There ,in front of the office which was in a little trailer,was my car still hooked up to the tow truck. I gave the guy inside the trailer the receipt.
"Can I get my car now?"I asked.
"Now you need to pay 50 dollars,"he said very nonchalantly.
"Then can I get my car?"
"Yes. Do you need a receipt?"
"No thanks."
After trying to find a guy to unhook my car,I finally got the car back. Now, I just wanted to get back home. Forget having any fun in Tijuana. By that time my arthritis was wouldn't have let me feel any pleasure anyway
I drove back to the border crossing lines. I was cussing out everything about Mexico I could think of. The line backed up and I came to a slow halt,my car progressing foot by foot until I would get to the U.S. Customs agent.
"Now wonder things are so screwed up here,"I thought."I can see why so many Mexicans want to get to the U.S."
I was still grumbling as I looked at all the people on the Mexican side who were maneuvering through the lines trying to sell anything:candy,chiclets,churros,sodas,plaster of paris dishes painted in bright colors,burritos,soccer shirts in all sizes of Mexican teams and jerseys with the names of the famous players of the world on the back.Men and women were hawking prints of the Virgin of Guadalupe,the Pope. There were mothers pushing their crippled children in wheel chairs. Fire eaters and jugglers performed for any pittance. Low life sorts waving greasy dirty rags in front of the cars wanting to wipe off the dirt, only afterwards would you see that the car had more grime smeared on it than before. People selling newspapers and magazines. Some people had nothing to offer.They just begged.
A man holding a newspaper came to my driver's side. I held up my hand
"No gracias,"I said. "I don' read Spanish."
"But this newspaper is in English,"the vendor said earnestly.
I looked at the paper. It was the Wall Street Journal.
"Look ,"he said putting his head almost inside my car."You can read all about Las Vegas. It's all here. It's in English. The massacre.You can read all about it."
"No thank you."
"It's only a dollar. In the states it costs more,"He pled."All the blood is mentioned.You don't want to know about what happened?"
"No thanks,"I said meekly.
"Ok.If you want to know,i have it here. Maybe later then."
The cars were inching forward.I moved up until I got to the Custom's booth.
"Anything to declare?"asked the Custom's guy.
"Not a thing. Nothing at all.Nothing,"I answered.
https://imgur.com/86KCWyv
The Little League field
https://imgur.com/e1lqSHs
The sub station at Colonia Indepenencia. Don't park your car near by
I must have got my wires crossed because I thought Tiger Smalls told me that there was going to be a fight card at the gymnasium in Colonia Independencia in Tijuana. He said that his son,Prince,was scheduled to fight,but at the last minute his opponent dropped out, but that there would be a card anyway.I drove down there Tuesday evening ,and found out there was no fights going on at the gymnasium.
The gymnasium is near where my daughter lives in Canon Jhonson. Calonia Independencia is located on a hill north above Canon Jhonson which is in the canyon. Above Canon Jhonson to the west is Colonia Francisco Villa.To the east, also above Canon Jhonson, is Colonia Hidalgo. Ranking those colonias,Canon Jhonson is low man on the pecking order. There are no parks in Canon Jhonson. No schools. No sidewalks even. Colonia Independencia ,where the gymnasium is, is more affluent. It's a homey neighborhood. There are meat markets,tortillairas,mercados,auto repair garages,pharmacies,little restaurants,and second hand stores.There's the church near the center of the colonia with a plaza that privides swings and monkey bars for the kids.Vendors selling brightly colored balloons on sticks are everywhere. Benches circle the plaza. Vendors pushing carts sell a variety of food:tacos,ice cream,fruit cocktails comprised of melons,pineapples,mangos,guavas,and hicamas. Coconuts are split open with big machetes and the meat is scraped out or a hole is punched through the shell and a straw inserted.Fresh limes are squeezed over the fruit and more often than not,chile is sprinkled on top of everything.You can buy a beef,chorizo,or ham torta on hot baked fresh bread with the flour still on the top of the crust.Roasted peanuts and cotton candy are not hard to find. To quench thirsts,big jugs of horchata,jamaica,and limonada with the big chunks of ice and the long metal dippers inside the glass jugs,the liquid contents poured over the sides to the brims of wax cups. Of course a selection of soft drinks ,mostly in bottles,are on the counters. A little side note:it's hard to find a Pepsi Cola. Mexicans go for Coca Cola,and the type they make in Mexico in the bottles tastes better than what you can get in the States.The Mexican Coke in bottles is made with cane sugar as opposed to U.S. Coke that's made with fructose corn syrup. In back of the park is a Little League field that is beside the gymnasium.
I parked my car next to the Little League Field and walked across the grass to the gymnasium.When I walked inside the gymnasium,I knew right away that I had missed out. No ring was set up. A few kids were shooting hoops.The metal bleachers edged against the concrete floor. The place was pretty hollow and empty. The echoes of the basketballs dribbled on the floor sent a lonely feeling through the air. A custodian was mopping around the men's restroom.He was short and lean and I could see the veins sticking out in his arms. His thick black hair looked like he didn't have to comb it to keep everything in place. A well trimmed mustache stood out on his copper face. His bushy eyebrows sat atop a pair of old eyes. He wore a plain white T shirt that was thin from wear. Khaki pants, that was a standard part of his dress,draped at the bottom partially covering scuffed up leather shoes. He had a big plastic water bucket, with a rusty squeegee attached on the rim, on the floor next to him. His motions with his mop were slow making a careful circular motion. As I neared, he never lost his rhythm.
"Hey amigo,"I called out."When were the peleas?"
He stopped his mopping and turned his face to me.
"Next week. Fights next week. Here in the gimnasio. The ring will be here,"he said calmly pointing to the center of the concrete floor.
"Someone told me the fights were tonight."
"Maybe you didn't hear him good. Or maybe he play a trick on you."
"I don't think he'd do that,"I said.
The custodian let out a snicker and resumed to mopping the floor. I looked around. There was nothing going on here so I decided maybe I'd go back down the hill and find a bar to drink a beer or two. The bars in Tijuana are not allowed in the colonias. If you want a drink in a bar,you have to go downtown. The culture looks at it as if you want to get drunk or find a girl,you don't do that sort of thing close to home. Go downtown .You'll find anything you want there.
So as I walked back to my car,I saw that it was gone.Standing on the curb was a big cop holding a sign ,attached to a metal post, with the words "No Estationarse." -No Parking. He was waiting for me to return.
"Where's my car?"I asked him with a tenseness in my tone.
"You can not park here,"he answered. He was a fat guy with a doughy face and a big double chin. His skin glistened .He was around middle age.He wore his uniform sloppily. His gun inside his holster flopped out from his side. His pants looked like they were going to drop down to his ankles. He kept opening his eyes wide when he talked,but they would never focus on me.
"That sign wasn't here when I parked my car before.So where's my car now?"I asked starting to get steamed.
"I call the grua. You can get your car if you go to the police station and pay the multa. Take this ticket with you,"he said as he held out a smudged carbon copy.
"Where's the station then?"
"Calle Ocho."
"I thought they tore that down.
"The jail they tear down. And the fire station. They make new police station.Go there and pay,"he said putting the sign between me and him.
That was it. He was holding all the cards. it was a set up. He would probably split my money with the captain at the police station. He knew it. I knew it,but if I put up a beef with him,I might have to pay a kings ransom to get my car back or I might not get it back at all.I was a man-a gringo man. He was waiting for me to play it strong with him. He figured a gringo would make a plea about "violating my personal rights." No way I'd do that. If I was a woman,I might get away with calling him a" carbon" or something like that,but a woman wouldn't get a concession from a cop like him.He'd let her belly ache,but she would sooner or later play his game.
I took the ticket and then hailed a taxi. The police station was about a mile down the hill.No way I was going to walk there. Not with my arthritis. When I get aggravated, it hurts worse.I was plenty sore-mentally and physically. The cabbie dropped me off in front of the station. I figured he was in on the rip off too. How many guys had he taken to the police station to get theircars back? The station was real nice. It was new and situated in a little lawn area where people were sitting on benches outside. I went to the counter with my crumpled ticket.
"I'm here to pay my fine and get my car back,"I said to the clerk sitting behind the desk. He took the ticket,gave me a quick look,and then read what was on it. He made no small talk.No expression.Very cold and dry.
"You park next to a school. The fine is 300 pesos."
"How much in dolares?"
He moved a calculator in front of him and figured the total.
"20 dollars."
I pulled a twenty from my wallet and put it on the desk.
"Can I get my car now?"
"Your car is in the towing yard."
"Where's that?"I said in a stronger tone of voice.
"Two blocks up the street on top of the hill."
I had no choice. I'd go to the yard and hope my car was there.As I turned to leave ,the clerk stopped me.
"Wait,"he said."Since this is Tuesday you have to pay only 15."
He gave me back five dollars and a receipt to take to the tow yard. I turned again to leave, and standing in my way is the fat cop who gave me the ticket in the park.
"Hey man<"he said with a sarcastic voice."You like democracy?"
"Of course,"I answered. I figured he wanted to bait me into something.
I stepped around him.
I walked the two blocks to the tow yard. There ,in front of the office which was in a little trailer,was my car still hooked up to the tow truck. I gave the guy inside the trailer the receipt.
"Can I get my car now?"I asked.
"Now you need to pay 50 dollars,"he said very nonchalantly.
"Then can I get my car?"
"Yes. Do you need a receipt?"
"No thanks."
After trying to find a guy to unhook my car,I finally got the car back. Now, I just wanted to get back home. Forget having any fun in Tijuana. By that time my arthritis was wouldn't have let me feel any pleasure anyway
I drove back to the border crossing lines. I was cussing out everything about Mexico I could think of. The line backed up and I came to a slow halt,my car progressing foot by foot until I would get to the U.S. Customs agent.
"Now wonder things are so screwed up here,"I thought."I can see why so many Mexicans want to get to the U.S."
I was still grumbling as I looked at all the people on the Mexican side who were maneuvering through the lines trying to sell anything:candy,chiclets,churros,sodas,plaster of paris dishes painted in bright colors,burritos,soccer shirts in all sizes of Mexican teams and jerseys with the names of the famous players of the world on the back.Men and women were hawking prints of the Virgin of Guadalupe,the Pope. There were mothers pushing their crippled children in wheel chairs. Fire eaters and jugglers performed for any pittance. Low life sorts waving greasy dirty rags in front of the cars wanting to wipe off the dirt, only afterwards would you see that the car had more grime smeared on it than before. People selling newspapers and magazines. Some people had nothing to offer.They just begged.
A man holding a newspaper came to my driver's side. I held up my hand
"No gracias,"I said. "I don' read Spanish."
"But this newspaper is in English,"the vendor said earnestly.
I looked at the paper. It was the Wall Street Journal.
"Look ,"he said putting his head almost inside my car."You can read all about Las Vegas. It's all here. It's in English. The massacre.You can read all about it."
"No thank you."
"It's only a dollar. In the states it costs more,"He pled."All the blood is mentioned.You don't want to know about what happened?"
"No thanks,"I said meekly.
"Ok.If you want to know,i have it here. Maybe later then."
The cars were inching forward.I moved up until I got to the Custom's booth.
"Anything to declare?"asked the Custom's guy.
"Not a thing. Nothing at all.Nothing,"I answered.
https://imgur.com/86KCWyv
The Little League field
https://imgur.com/e1lqSHs
The sub station at Colonia Indepenencia. Don't park your car near by


