Re: Classic American West Coast Boxing
Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 21:57
Strange Brew
"You still go down to Tijuana?"asked Ed the bartender as he was drawing me a draft from the spigot.
"Yeah,I go down there once or twice a week,"I answered as Ed put the glass of beer on a bar napkin in front of me.
I got there inside Champs early as usual around 10 in the morning.It was just to touch bases and I know I'm no drunk because I can have one beer and that's enough for me.Champs was empty just the way I liked it.Talk to Ed for awhile and beat it.
"Are there still a lot of gyms in Tijuana?"he asked.
"If you're talking boxing gyms there are still a lot of gyms. Small ones.You see them in every neighborhood,but most of them don't do too well."
"Why you think that?"
"The econonmy.Too many gyms.Not enough guys stick with it."
"This Octagon fighting seems to be the rage,"said Ed as he opened a case of beer and began stowing the bottles in the cooler below the bar.
"The kids today think it's been around forever," continued Ed.
"I know what you mean,"I said."Try to explain to the younger ones how things were back when and they aren't listening."
"Why should they?It means nothing to them. Only what's happening now."
"If I say something about what it was like back in the day,I don't try to be very convincing anymore."
Ed finished putting the bottles of beer he had taken out of the case and put in the cooler.
"I read awhile back on the Boxrec that you went to Erik Morales's gym.How's he doing?"
"He made his money and still has it so they say. He keeps the gym open still.His family owns the little store under the gym.He gets a pretty good group of fighters coming in in the afternoons."
"Does he have any hot prospects?"
"I don't think so.His gym and the CREA are about the only boxing gyms down there that get filled up.But if a fighter makes the grade in TJ then some promoter up here will grab him and that's the last they'll see of him.They had a good fighter by the name Luis Nery fighting in Tijuana,but he's pretty good.World class. Now he makes the big money here."
"That Morales had some great fights with Pacquiao,"said Ed as he leaned his hands on the bar.
"The Mexican fighter that gave him the most trouble though was Juan Manuel Marquez."
"He knocked out Pacquiao with one punch."
"He was out cold."
"Whatever happened to him?Does he still fight?I don't hear his name mentioned anymore."
"Me neither,"I said with a shrug.
"Wasn't he the guy that said he drank his own urine?"
"Yeah."
"What did he say it did for him?"
"Something about how when you piss you excrete a lot of vitamins so he said he drank his own piss to get the vitamins back into body,"I said rolling my eyes.
"Why didn't he just take pills that had vitamins in them?"
"Who knows?All I can say that him admitting to that kind of tarnished his macho image."
"Yeah,"said Ed with a chuckle,"especially down there. You're not going to convince any guy that drinking your own urine is what macho guys do."
"Well at least it was his own urine,"I said returning the laugh.
Ed looked at my half empty glass on the counter
"You want me to put a head on that?"
"Sure.,Why not?"
"You want me to piss in it for you?"
"Go f--k yourself,"I said as I pushed the glass across the counter at him.

Manny Pacquiao
"You still go down to Tijuana?"asked Ed the bartender as he was drawing me a draft from the spigot.
"Yeah,I go down there once or twice a week,"I answered as Ed put the glass of beer on a bar napkin in front of me.
I got there inside Champs early as usual around 10 in the morning.It was just to touch bases and I know I'm no drunk because I can have one beer and that's enough for me.Champs was empty just the way I liked it.Talk to Ed for awhile and beat it.
"Are there still a lot of gyms in Tijuana?"he asked.
"If you're talking boxing gyms there are still a lot of gyms. Small ones.You see them in every neighborhood,but most of them don't do too well."
"Why you think that?"
"The econonmy.Too many gyms.Not enough guys stick with it."
"This Octagon fighting seems to be the rage,"said Ed as he opened a case of beer and began stowing the bottles in the cooler below the bar.
"The kids today think it's been around forever," continued Ed.
"I know what you mean,"I said."Try to explain to the younger ones how things were back when and they aren't listening."
"Why should they?It means nothing to them. Only what's happening now."
"If I say something about what it was like back in the day,I don't try to be very convincing anymore."
Ed finished putting the bottles of beer he had taken out of the case and put in the cooler.
"I read awhile back on the Boxrec that you went to Erik Morales's gym.How's he doing?"
"He made his money and still has it so they say. He keeps the gym open still.His family owns the little store under the gym.He gets a pretty good group of fighters coming in in the afternoons."
"Does he have any hot prospects?"
"I don't think so.His gym and the CREA are about the only boxing gyms down there that get filled up.But if a fighter makes the grade in TJ then some promoter up here will grab him and that's the last they'll see of him.They had a good fighter by the name Luis Nery fighting in Tijuana,but he's pretty good.World class. Now he makes the big money here."
"That Morales had some great fights with Pacquiao,"said Ed as he leaned his hands on the bar.
"The Mexican fighter that gave him the most trouble though was Juan Manuel Marquez."
"He knocked out Pacquiao with one punch."
"He was out cold."
"Whatever happened to him?Does he still fight?I don't hear his name mentioned anymore."
"Me neither,"I said with a shrug.
"Wasn't he the guy that said he drank his own urine?"
"Yeah."
"What did he say it did for him?"
"Something about how when you piss you excrete a lot of vitamins so he said he drank his own piss to get the vitamins back into body,"I said rolling my eyes.
"Why didn't he just take pills that had vitamins in them?"
"Who knows?All I can say that him admitting to that kind of tarnished his macho image."
"Yeah,"said Ed with a chuckle,"especially down there. You're not going to convince any guy that drinking your own urine is what macho guys do."
"Well at least it was his own urine,"I said returning the laugh.
Ed looked at my half empty glass on the counter
"You want me to put a head on that?"
"Sure.,Why not?"
"You want me to piss in it for you?"
"Go f--k yourself,"I said as I pushed the glass across the counter at him.

Manny Pacquiao




















