Searching For The Fountain Of Youth
I was at the 99 Cent Store where everything costs more than 99 cents that's next to Champs Bar when I ran into Jeff the bartender in one of the aisles.
"What are you doing here?"I asked.
"I'm trying to find some vitamins,"he answered.
"You know in a place like this the vitamins' expiration dates are all expired and they don't have a big variety."
"Hell, I don't care.They still have to have a little something left in them.What are you doing here?"
"I'm looking for reading glasses."
Jeff was searching through the shelves picking out a few bottles of something I wasn't paying attention.
"I've been reading your stuff on BoxRec lately.You sure write a lot about Mexico."
"it's something I know."
"How's that?,"he said as he continued plucking bottles off the shelves.
"Because I'm down there all the time."
"Did you read that stuff about Pacquiao wanting to get on the Flip national boxing team and go to Paris in the next Olympics?"
"I saw that."
"What's he thinking?"
"Says that's always been a dream for him."
"He's 45 years old.He wants to fight kids that could be his sons."
"Maybe he'll get his ass kicked.I know a lot of 18 year old kids that can kick their old mans' asses'"
"He's going to lose either way.If he wins they'll call him a bully.If he loses they'll say he's a washed up bum."
"I don't understand how all of a sudden they let these pros compete."
"I couldn't tell you who wins the gold medals in boxing anyway."
"That's because there hasn't been any Americans winning,"I said.
Jeff stopped picking and choosing.
"Well, I got all that I that they had,"he said.
"What did you wind up with?"
"Let's see,"he said looking at the labels."I"ve got some alfalfa pills,some niacin.Here's one that says bilberry extract, a bottle of dandelion flowers,and a bottle of castor oil."
"Sounds like you'll live to be a hundred."
"Did you see the new sign they put above the entrance of the bar?"
"I hadn't noticed."
"Well, the new sign has different sports logos."
"Still have the one of the boxer?"
"No. Baseball, football, basketball,and tennis."
"Burke must be stirring in his grave."

Manny Pacquiao