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Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 06 May 2016, 06:03
by keirw
reggaereggae wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
reggaereggae wrote:Haye Ko 1, whilst Benedict Cumberbatch cracks one off, watched by Jude Law...,,

..Who is wanking off Tom Hiddlestone....
Jude Law...and Hiddlestone is wanking off one of the Downton abbey guys.... Whilst he is wanking off someone from Mr Selfridge who's jerking off Phil Mitchell.. Etc etc and so it goes on....

A massive celeb circle wank, and all for the price of a £1,500 ringside ticket to a one round blowout......
As long as they make room for Beiber.
It wouldn't be an 'event' without him

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 06 May 2016, 07:09
by ILikeBeer
Syntax Error wrote:
ILikeBeer wrote:This going to be on Dave again?
Probably The Horror Channel! :TU:
At least I get that channel. :lol:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 06 May 2016, 07:14
by ILikeBeer
reggaereggae wrote:
Jude Law...and Hiddlestone is wanking off one of the Downton abbey guys.... Whilst he is wanking off someone from Mr Selfridge who's jerking off Phil Mitchell.. Etc etc and so it goes on....

A massive celeb circle wank, and all for the price of a £1,500 ringside ticket to a one round blowout......
You think Gjergjaj wins that quickly?

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 06 May 2016, 08:32
by edgey2009
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Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 06 May 2016, 08:33
by edgey2009
Live on Dave once again!

David Haye ‏@mrdavidhaye · 28m28 minutes ago

Delighted to say that #HayeDay will once again be live and free-to-air on @Join_Dave! If you can't make it tune in!

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 06 May 2016, 11:10
by ILikeBeer
Said I'd watch the FA Cup final round a mates, who isn't that interested in boxing.

Dammit, not having Sky Sports boxing on Freeview is a blinder. I was out for the last Dave on Dave deal as well.

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 07 May 2016, 12:57
by reggaereggae
ILikeBeer wrote:Said I'd watch the FA Cup final round a mates, who isn't that interested in boxing.
.
If he's into celebrity circle wanks he may enjoy it :lol:

Anyway just explain to him the fight will only last from 10:30-10.31 he may let you switch over :lol:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 08 May 2016, 04:53
by Syntax Error
reggaereggae wrote:
ILikeBeer wrote:Said I'd watch the FA Cup final round a mates, who isn't that interested in boxing.
.
If he's into celebrity circle wanks he may enjoy it :lol:

Anyway just explain to him the fight will only last from 10:30-10.31 he may let you switch over :lol:
I get the feeling that Haye is going to carry him into the second minute to get a much needed workout! :TU:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 08 May 2016, 05:19
by keithmoonhangover
It's on Dave. :TU:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 08 May 2016, 10:59
by jamesmcdonnell
keirw wrote:
reggaereggae wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:

..Who is wanking off Tom Hiddlestone....
Jude Law...and Hiddlestone is wanking off one of the Downton abbey guys.... Whilst he is wanking off someone from Mr Selfridge who's jerking off Phil Mitchell.. Etc etc and so it goes on....

A massive celeb circle wank, and all for the price of a £1,500 ringside ticket to a one round blowout......
As long as they make room for Beiber.
It wouldn't be an 'event' without him

With a live satellite feed of Leslie Grantham eating chicken wings and sucking his fingers salaciously in a pair of suede underpants.

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 08 May 2016, 12:15
by Stuarty
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
keirw wrote:
reggaereggae wrote:
Jude Law...and Hiddlestone is wanking off one of the Downton abbey guys.... Whilst he is wanking off someone from Mr Selfridge who's jerking off Phil Mitchell.. Etc etc and so it goes on....

A massive celeb circle wank, and all for the price of a £1,500 ringside ticket to a one round blowout......
As long as they make room for Beiber.
It wouldn't be an 'event' without him

With a live satellite feed of Leslie Grantham eating chicken wings and sucking his fingers salaciously in a pair of suede underpants.
That would be worth the price of admission alone :clap:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 08 May 2016, 12:38
by reggaereggae
On a completely different David Haye tangent, his authorised biographer Eliott Worsell just married David's sister.

So when the book 'Making Haye' says Worsell had unprecedented insider access, we know that's not a lie!!!

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 08 May 2016, 13:32
by asdfjkl
ILikeBeer wrote:
reggaereggae wrote:
Jude Law...and Hiddlestone is wanking off one of the Downton abbey guys.... Whilst he is wanking off someone from Mr Selfridge who's jerking off Phil Mitchell.. Etc etc and so it goes on....

A massive celeb circle wank, and all for the price of a £1,500 ringside ticket to a one round blowout......
You think Gjergjaj wins that quickly?
No, but Briggs will, nobody is interested in the Haye fight right?

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 09 May 2016, 03:25
by horndawg80
How many rounds do we think this fight will go?

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 09 May 2016, 03:49
by MarkMcBurney
asdfjkl wrote:
ILikeBeer wrote:
reggaereggae wrote:
Jude Law...and Hiddlestone is wanking off one of the Downton abbey guys.... Whilst he is wanking off someone from Mr Selfridge who's jerking off Phil Mitchell.. Etc etc and so it goes on....

A massive celeb circle wank, and all for the price of a £1,500 ringside ticket to a one round blowout......
You think Gjergjaj wins that quickly?
No, but Briggs will, nobody is interested in the Haye fight right?
Let it go - 'if' they meet, as I'm fairly sure that Dimitrenko might put paid to it if it's him who Briggs faces, Briggs is getting cleaned out. Briggs is NOT beating David Haye in a month of Sunday's.

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 09 May 2016, 14:59
by wesshaw1985

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 09 May 2016, 15:16
by Stuarty
I'm actually looking more forward to the Briggs fight than the Haye one! Says it all! I'm glad Povetkin v Wilder is on at the same time!

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 09 May 2016, 16:23
by asdfjkl
Wow, what a pussies from the UK, Nick Webb fighting a 31 year old out of shape cruiserweight who lost every single match he had since 2013, Daffy fighting someone who's highest ranked opponend ever at the time of the fight is currently ranked 296 and because of this Shannon Briggs his fight actually becomes the main event of the evening...

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 10 May 2016, 02:40
by fizzjambo
asdfjkl wrote:Wow, what a pussies from the UK, Nick Webb fighting a 31 year old out of shape cruiserweight who lost every single match he had since 2013, Daffy fighting someone who's highest ranked opponend ever at the time of the fight is currently ranked 296 and because of this Shannon Briggs his fight actually becomes the main event of the evening...
What's your point? Everyone on knows every fight on the card is shite. Who is disagreeing?
The only plus of a possible Haye vs Briggs fight, and it really is the only plus, is it'll save me stumbling across you posting about Briggs / Haye every bloody day once it's predictably over

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 10 May 2016, 05:15
by Syntax Error
So, every time he fights, it will now be known as Haye Day? :oo

Does this mean, we can now look forward to Haye Day III: Day of The Dead, or Haye Day IV: The Revenge of Mark De Mori? :TU:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 10 May 2016, 05:37
by Sklar
reggaereggae wrote:On a completely different David Haye tangent, his authorised biographer Eliott Worsell just married David's sister.
Great news, didn't know about that. Always liked that kid, switched on to fornicate from young. Brings a whole new meaning to his old moniker GITR 'Get in the Ring'.

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 10 May 2016, 05:53
by Stuarty
Syntax Error wrote:So, every time he fights, it will now be known as Haye Day? :oo

Does this mean, we can now look forward to Haye Day III: Day of The Dead, or Haye Day IV: The Revenge of Mark De Mori? :TU:
I fuckin hope not :lol:

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 11 May 2016, 11:22
by asdfjkl
fizzjambo wrote:
asdfjkl wrote:Wow, what a pussies from the UK, Nick Webb fighting a 31 year old out of shape cruiserweight who lost every single match he had since 2013, Daffy fighting someone who's highest ranked opponend ever at the time of the fight is currently ranked 296 and because of this Shannon Briggs his fight actually becomes the main event of the evening...
What's your point? Everyone on knows every fight on the card is shite. Who is disagreeing?
The only plus of a possible Haye vs Briggs fight, and it really is the only plus, is it'll save me stumbling across you posting about Briggs / Haye every bloody day once it's predictably over
I got what I want, despite Haye beïng a pussy

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 13 May 2016, 04:44
by funso banjo baby
dimitrenko has disappeared from the listing against Briggs.

????

why?

he also pulled out of fighting Ortiz.

that's a shame because the Dave show might have be ok with a briggs undercards plus possible a big Nick Webb ko.

I hope briggs gets a decent replacement and dosnt pull out

Re: David Haye vs. Arnold Gjergjaj - May 21st 2016

Posted: 13 May 2016, 04:50
by Glass Joe
That sucks it was the only decent fight on the card. Haye will win in a round, (2 max) Other fights not worth bothering with.