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Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 18:27
by hurlock
michael hunter is being sponsored by colegate :DDD

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 19:23
by Wax On
Ricky Hatton was the person who stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 19:34
by Ash-Weston
slapbangwhallop wrote:
Deno1986 wrote:Amir Khan's chin is still in his mother's womb.
oh you bítch!

:lol: :lol:

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 19:56
by SAPFO
Wax On wrote:Ricky Hatton was the person who stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book.

Ricky Hatton also ate all the pies and the pie man.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 20:50
by ApolloCreed
Mate of mine saw a very well-known, active Irish boxer in abar in Dublin drinking with, and I quote, "an absolute fairy boy".
Now!

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 03:14
by Alba
ApolloCreed wrote:Mate of mine saw a very well-known, active Irish boxer in abar in Dublin drinking with, and I quote, "an absolute fairy boy".
Now!
the fairy bhoy was splapbangwhallop! was it :OhYes:

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 04:38
by Glyn Leach
Ricky Hatton is Jamie Moore's dad

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 04:50
by Old bones Ian
I'm Keyser Söze

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 07:48
by Coco
Old bones Ian wrote:I'm Keyser Söze
No, i'm Keyser Söze

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 09:05
by DavidPayne
John McDermott has auditioned for 300 part ii, working title, "This time its a trap, there are 301" and will replace Gerard Butler, on acceptance John thanked new trainer Jim McDonnell and sponsors Yale.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 16:35
by josco
Dave Parris will judge McDermott to be the winner against Fury - he has emphatically denied this though and threatens to sue if the rumour is repeated.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 17:23
by Darling
Spud is going to be featured on This is Your Life.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 19:56
by Khaosai-Galaxy
I remember guessing what one of Spuds "i know a secret, but i cant tell you" threads was about and as for 5 years he thought i had an "inside track" as to what was going on in the Manchester scene, as a result.



it was a more innocent age, i guess.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 21:47
by states
I really hope that wasn't the 'behind a not yet finished wall on a building site' scene or the 'upstairs bathroom at a wedding' scene.

Or perhaps it was. Who can say with Spud?

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 23:43
by Khaosai-Galaxy
states wrote:I really hope that wasn't the 'behind a not yet finished wall on a building site' scene or the 'upstairs bathroom at a wedding' scene.

Or perhaps it was. Who can say with Spud?


i had an "inside track" as to what was going on in the Manchester scene
imagine Kenneth Williams saying that


do gays refer to "inside track" as the "thread/grip" of inside of mens arses??

disgusting

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 16 Jun 2010, 00:22
by states
I have no idea, but perhaps I should have gone with the Carol Vorderman tale, when relating your past escapades, KG? More family friendly, I think.

Perhaps it would have been better to have forgotten all of them, in fairness. And to think I've only known these tales via boxing forums. God knows what your lawyer's heard.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 16 Jun 2010, 04:54
by DavidPayne
The wedding/waitress/wanking one will live too long in my memory.

I don't know how K-G ever came out of that bathroom.

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 16 Jun 2010, 07:33
by rhino222
MachoMan09 wrote:
Wax On wrote:Ricky Hatton was the person who stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book.
:lol: I like that one.
Ricky Hatton was the one who stole bernard mannings lunch !!!

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 16 Jun 2010, 07:34
by rhino222
Wax On wrote:Ricky Hatton was the person who stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book.
so how is bob now healthwise??, i heard 2 versions .... ;;-)

Re: Post a Boxing rumour

Posted: 18 Jun 2010, 11:10
by Khaosai-Galaxy
If i had a scanner i would post an article i read this morning in the "Pottstown Mercury"

Basically, it was about this guy in Virginia who says he was sat in his living room last week, minding his own business, when he saw "Big-foot" in his back garden, so he "grabbed a stick" and "chased 'him' away" because it looked like 'he' was going to attack this blokes dogs.

he described Big-foot as having "blonde hair"


They helpfully included a picture of the man, holding the stick.



I am now constantly peering out of my hotel window, keeping an eye out for that pesky big-foot.


Americans, i dunno..