Illuminatus wrote:Indeed it was. I love a bit of velvet and it's less expensive offspring velveteensimon fox wrote:![]()
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It weren't suede it was velvet.
I once spilled a Bloody Mary all over Barry (former footballer) Venison's pink mohiar jacket.
Illuminatus wrote:Indeed it was. I love a bit of velvet and it's less expensive offspring velveteensimon fox wrote:![]()
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It weren't suede it was velvet.
He swore, then turned around and saw I was 6' 5", with a broken nose and a chipped tooth. He apologized and said it was his fault. I felt like having a go at him for leaving Sunderland and playing for the Geordies, but I thought it best to quit whilst ahead.simon fox wrote:I bet you were popular that evening Mr Keith
Illuminatus wrote:Could you have possibly picked a worse drink to spill on someone ?keithmoonhangover wrote:Illuminatus wrote: Indeed it was. I love a bit of velvet and it's less expensive offspring velveteen![]()
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I once spilled a Bloody Mary all over Barry (former footballer) Venison's pink mohiar jacket.
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It's as well you didn't have that poodle with youkeithmoonhangover wrote:He swore, then turned around and saw I was 6' 5", with a broken nose and a chipped tooth. He apologized and said it was his fault. I felt like having a go at him for leaving Sunderland and playing for the Geordies, but I thought it best to quit whilst ahead.simon fox wrote:I bet you were popular that evening Mr Keith
Calm down dear, it's only a boxing forum.Michael Winner wrote:NO he is NOT and I would be grateful if you didn't bring my good name into thissimon fox wrote:You're not Michael Winner are you Illuminatus?
Very goodkeithmoonhangover wrote:Calm down dear, it's only a boxing forum.Michael Winner wrote:NO he is NOT and I would be grateful if you didn't bring my good name into thissimon fox wrote:You're not Michael Winner are you Illuminatus?
I have my moments mate.simon fox wrote:Very goodkeithmoonhangover wrote:Calm down dear, it's only a boxing forum.Michael Winner wrote: NO he is NOT and I would be grateful if you didn't bring my good name into this
You've had two posts and you haven't mentioned your friendship with Marlon Brando. You are NOT the real Michael Winner.Michael Winner wrote:Don't be a smart arse, I directed DEATH WISH I'm not a man to fall out withsimon fox wrote:Very goodkeithmoonhangover wrote: Calm down dear, it's only a boxing forum.
You've been warned
The maris piper is the potato of choice for any self-respecting proletarian Mr.Fox, so you won't be eating any soon, unless they bring out a bespoke spud just for you.simon fox wrote:Teddy is a middle class tornado
its ok ill send you a barbadian oyster to finish the job.keithmoonhangover wrote:You've had two posts and you haven't mentioned your friendship with Marlon Brando. You are NOT the real Michael Winner.Michael Winner wrote:Don't be a smart arse, I directed DEATH WISH I'm not a man to fall out withsimon fox wrote: Very good
You've been warned
lefty has come out with the funniest things I've read on this site ;;-)paulmaniacmorris wrote:Mate please don't get me wrong and i'm real sorry you got dirty but that's one of the funniest attacks i've heard of at a boxing show ever. lmao. So orry for laughing tho!!!!Illuminatus wrote:I endured a vicious assault at the Dome, it was at one of Rushton's 'Dinner' Shows. I'd taken a mate of mine over who was the opponent for a Doncaster fighter, I walked my mate to the ring and was stood near the 'Dinner' tables during the fight. I was urging my mate with cries of encouragment when I felt myself struck on the shoulder, one of the 'diners' annoyed by my support for the 'away' fighter had hurled a New Potato at me, it was covered in gravy and mint sauce and soiled my jacket
Frankly I was appalled at such unsporting behaviour!
Hes waiting for a call up if bomber cant do the weight...Warren can get anyone a ranking nowadaysjBacca wrote:Are you going to turn up Lee, or are you going to be working in your shop?
What I do know is your camp didn't tell Stafford's of the pull-out 'till just before the fight.kells wrote:jbacca u dnt hav a clue wot thats about and was totaly wrong so keep ur smart comments to urself
Good luck mate, I hope it's a good fight and u both get paid.kells wrote:yer wk sat def on