LHW PRE- SEASON MATCHUPS

[HomicideHenry]

UNMATCHED FIGHTERS

BIGJUICYHOG - BOB FITZSIMMONS, FLOYD PATTERSON
BOXBUZZ - TOMMY GIBBONS, KID NORFOLK
DEADENDGENERATION - BILLY CONN, MATTHEW SAAD MUHAMMAD
DETROITHXC - YOUNG STRIBLING
GLITTERMONKEY - DARIUSZ MICHALCZEWSKI
HOMICIDEHENRY - EZZARD CHARLES, WILLIE PASTRANO
JBACCA - TIGER JACK FOX, ANTONIO TARVER
JDC - HAROLD JOHNSON
KEVO - MICHAEL SPINKS
SOCKDOLAGER - BOB FOSTER, YOUNG FIRPO
TECHNO89 - HARRY GREB

Pastrano has called out Root

And Charles did call out Bob Fitzsimmons

If neither of these cowards want these men, we will take on the next assholes willing.

[kevo]

I was just foolin' y'all!!!

[BoxBuzz]

I was just foolin' y'all!!!

Well, it does seem you've been sippin' the GBP elixer of excellence. I now take back any unkind word that does not apply to you.

[BoxBuzz]

UNMATCHED FIGHTERS

BIGJUICYHOG - BOB FITZSIMMONS, FLOYD PATTERSON
BOXBUZZ - TOMMY GIBBONS, KID NORFOLK
DEADENDGENERATION - BILLY CONN, MATTHEW SAAD MUHAMMAD
DETROITHXC - YOUNG STRIBLING
GLITTERMONKEY - DARIUSZ MICHALCZEWSKI
HOMICIDEHENRY - EZZARD CHARLES, WILLIE PASTRANO
JBACCA - TIGER JACK FOX, ANTONIO TARVER
JDC - HAROLD JOHNSON
KEVO - MICHAEL SPINKS
SOCKDOLAGER - BOB FOSTER, YOUNG FIRPO
TECHNO89 - HARRY GREB

Pastrano has called out Root

And Charles did call out Bob Fitzsimmons

If neither of these cowards want these men, we will take on the next assholes willing.

If Root does not respond, Gibbons would accept the match with the future "Pastranot" Since Tarver and his manager do seem to have tripped over their dresses.

[BoxBuzz]

Owl....no one gives a hoot about your lame stable.

Please be fully ready when we call upon your organization to take their designated beatings.

[kevo]

Owl....no one gives a hoot about your lame stable.

On this we agree.

[kevo]

Shut it you stupid punk midget

[kevo]

Shut it you stupid punk midget

You can call me a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them!

You bald wanker!

Isn't there a SSM game of Grab-Ass going on right now you need to be at?

Want to know why i'm so bald?

Every time I bang ye Ma she plucks a hair out my head.

[kevo]

That's me on the right, green cap.

I like to call this picture "D's Ma Eye View"

[kevo]

I've never seen Ye Ma's face when sh'e taking a shit, because she's usually sat on my chest.

[kevo]

@ 'poo'

[kevo]

I've never seen Ye Ma's face when sh'e taking a poo, because she's usually sat on my chest.

I learned my lesson with ye ma. Looked like she dumped a pot of beef stew all over me...

Ye Ma's was more like rice pudding.

[kevo]

Ye Ma's was more semen than poo

[HomicideHenry]

UNMATCHED FIGHTERS

BIGJUICYHOG - BOB FITZSIMMONS, FLOYD PATTERSON
BOXBUZZ - TOMMY GIBBONS, KID NORFOLK
DEADENDGENERATION - BILLY CONN, MATTHEW SAAD MUHAMMAD
DETROITHXC - YOUNG STRIBLING
GLITTERMONKEY - DARIUSZ MICHALCZEWSKI
HOMICIDEHENRY - EZZARD CHARLES, WILLIE PASTRANO
JBACCA - TIGER JACK FOX, ANTONIO TARVER
JDC - HAROLD JOHNSON
KEVO - MICHAEL SPINKS
SOCKDOLAGER - BOB FOSTER, YOUNG FIRPO
TECHNO89 - HARRY GREB

Pastrano has called out Root

And Charles did call out Bob Fitzsimmons

If neither of these cowards want these men, we will take on the next assholes willing.

If Root does not respond, Gibbons would accept the match with the future "Pastranot" Since Tarver and his manager do seem to have tripped over their dresses.

Pastrano will take on Gibbons why not.

[BoxBuzz]

Pastrano will take on Gibbons why not.

Silly choice Gibbons clearly wins

Whoa. No choice is ever silly. It is a right.

[Techno89]

Harry Greb calls out YOUNG FIRPO

Signed.

[HomicideHenry]

Pastrano will take on Gibbons why not.

Silly choice Gibbons clearly wins

I think it is one of those fights that are 50/50 if not 60/40.

I remember the last LHW sim I was involved in and had Braddock/Burns on my stable. Just because someone had success in heavier weights, has no baring on the sim outcomes at 175. So my record with those two then, was rather poor. With Charles and Pastrano, I have a solid shot with the Gibbons, Fitzsimmons, Moore, Langford, etc. considering I have the greatest 175 pounder of all time and one of the most underated 175 pounders of all time on my stable.

Gibbons/Pastrano will be a great match.

[BoxBuzz]

Pastrano is going to his greater reward. Trust me. This is a the perfect fight for the Gibber.

Pastrano is toast, make it Pastrano and Swiss on Rye.

[BoxBuzz]

TF, when glittermonkey says he does not cower, I interpret that to mean Darius will face the Kid.

I hope he does not dissapoint us after appearing to take this fight.

It's hard to schedule when folks like gmonkey send out "mixed signals".

[HomicideHenry]

Pastrano is going to his greater reward. Trust me. This is a the perfect fight for the Gibber.

Pastrano is toast, make it Pastrano and Swiss on Rye.

Mind you, when you look at the stats (off-sim) Pastrano at one point was the #5 rated heavyweight in the world, along with being one of the top light heavies. The comparison to Gibbons in that regard alone is what makes this match a 50/50 in my mind. Drawing with Archie Moore, beating Joey Maxim, defeating Terry Downes, Gregorio Peralta etc. his win/loss ratio is every bit an equal to Gibbons. And Pastrano was extremely hard to hit, hence his success at two weight classes. I could see this turning into a very scientific match with it possibly ending in a split decision if not a draw.

[BoxBuzz]

Dreams, smoke and mirrors, excuses and fascinating fictional tom foolery.

What part about "going down" does Pastrano's management find hard to understand?

Pastrano's chances against Gibbons? SLIM......FAT..............NONE.

[BoxBuzz]

It's ok Owl, we all feel that way.

[glittermonkey]

Dariusz grows tired of waiting for Patterson. Michalczevwskiyz is ready to face The Kid.

[BoxBuzz]

Gmonk.....you have redeemed yourself. Prepare your man for the sacrifice.


.....and enjoy the sim.

[JDC]

HAROLD JOHNSON wants Tarver. Backup Clinton Woods