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Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 05:11
by Sklar
smoothmoves wrote:I thought grassing was part of the criminals code, don't grass on your own. Ergo, you can't grass a criminal if you're not a criminal yourself. If you went downstairs of a night time and found someone lifting all of your gear, are you not supposed to "grass" them up? "Sorry for disturbing you fella, you crack on. Here's is the remote for the TV."
I find some posts on here staggering to say the least. Not that I would contact the police about the video in the op, but I do find people that deliberately distract themselves whilst driving particularly abhorrent.
Foe example, on one trip on the southbound carriageway of the A1 I saw a woman doing her make up at 70mph, some bloke writing an email on a LAPTOP at 70mph, and someone reversing down a hard shoulder. People scare me.
It's all talk, mate. Most of them would sh
it a brick and be dialing 999 before the young
thugs had finished saying 'trick or treat?'.
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 05:23
by blanca
Sklar wrote:smoothmoves wrote:I thought grassing was part of the criminals code, don't grass on your own. Ergo, you can't grass a criminal if you're not a criminal yourself. If you went downstairs of a night time and found someone lifting all of your gear, are you not supposed to "grass" them up? "Sorry for disturbing you fella, you crack on. Here's is the remote for the TV."
I find some posts on here staggering to say the least. Not that I would contact the police about the video in the op, but I do find people that deliberately distract themselves whilst driving particularly abhorrent.
Foe example, on one trip on the southbound carriageway of the A1 I saw a woman doing her make up at 70mph, some bloke writing an email on a LAPTOP at 70mph, and someone reversing down a hard shoulder. People scare me.
It's all talk, mate. Most of them would sh
it a brick and be dialing 999 before the young
thugs had finished saying 'trick or treat?'.
True. I dont get this plastic lock stock attitude..oooh dont grass..soz pal but that pudendum who is driving like a twat could easily mow your kids down at a level crossing..you know who did it..but eh dont grass? Twattery of the highest order..think people need to grow up...however i dont trust the pigs to do anything about it even if reported, but thats another issue
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 05:37
by JimJim2009
[quote="smoothmoves"]I thought grassing was part of the criminals code, don't grass on your own. Ergo, you can't grass a criminal if you're not a criminal yourself. If you went downstairs of a night time and found someone lifting all of your gear, are you not supposed to "grass" them up? "Sorry for disturbing you fella, you crack on. Here's is the remote for the TV."
Laughing my head off at this ! It's a good point.
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 05:48
by Boxerbeetle
Broomhall wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29723404
Would you have grassed this guy up? or is he not a "proper" criminal...eg nonce, rapist etc
Are burglars and drug dealers also non grassable? I think we need some proper guidelines about who we can and who we cant grass up as I am finding it all very confusing.
I wouldnt want to to grass a murderer up and then find I had gone and grassed up the wrong class of criminal.
Burglars are always ok to grass up. Drug dealers are almost never ok to grass up.
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 05:53
by Counter-puncher
Boxerbeetle wrote:Broomhall wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29723404
Would you have grassed this guy up? or is he not a "proper" criminal...eg nonce, rapist etc
Are burglars and drug dealers also non grassable? I think we need some proper guidelines about who we can and who we cant grass up as I am finding it all very confusing.
I wouldnt want to to grass a murderer up and then find I had gone and grassed up the wrong class of criminal.
Burglars are always ok to grass up. Drug dealers are almost never ok to grass up.
remember the Nonce Exception
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 06:08
by Boxerbeetle
Counter-puncher wrote:Boxerbeetle wrote:Broomhall wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29723404
Would you have grassed this guy up? or is he not a "proper" criminal...eg nonce, rapist etc
Are burglars and drug dealers also non grassable? I think we need some proper guidelines about who we can and who we cant grass up as I am finding it all very confusing.
I wouldnt want to to grass a murderer up and then find I had gone and grassed up the wrong class of criminal.
Burglars are always ok to grass up. Drug dealers are almost never ok to grass up.
remember the Nonce Exception
Good point. A drug dealer who was also a nonce is definitely ok to grass up. And if a burglar who has been caught & is about to be grassed up then turns around and grasses up a nonce, it's ok to let the burglar walk away as a thank you (the rarely used 'Nonce Get-Out Clause').
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 06:12
by Counter-puncher
my work here is done
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 07:02
by magwitch
Sklar wrote:smoothmoves wrote:I thought grassing was part of the criminals code, don't grass on your own. Ergo, you can't grass a criminal if you're not a criminal yourself. If you went downstairs of a night time and found someone lifting all of your gear, are you not supposed to "grass" them up? "Sorry for disturbing you fella, you crack on. Here's is the remote for the TV."
I find some posts on here staggering to say the least. Not that I would contact the police about the video in the op, but I do find people that deliberately distract themselves whilst driving particularly abhorrent.
Foe example, on one trip on the southbound carriageway of the A1 I saw a woman doing her make up at 70mph, some bloke writing an email on a LAPTOP at 70mph, and someone reversing down a hard shoulder. People scare me.
It's all talk, mate. Most of them would sh
it a brick and be dialing 999 before the young
thugs had finished saying 'trick or treat?'.

Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 07:13
by magwitch
Boxerbeetle wrote:Broomhall wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29723404
Would you have grassed this guy up? or is he not a "proper" criminal...eg nonce, rapist etc
Are burglars and drug dealers also non grassable? I think we need some proper guidelines about who we can and who we cant grass up as I am finding it all very confusing.
I wouldnt want to to grass a murderer up and then find I had gone and grassed up the wrong class of criminal.
Burglars are always ok to grass up. Drug dealers are almost never ok to grass up.
I've wondered what I'd do with a burglar. I'm not gonna detain some sorry-looking, addiction-addled chappie for 45 minutes I'm too soft and would only end up releasing him - on the understanding that it would be better if I didn't see him at my, or anyone else's house again.
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 07:15
by Counter-puncher
a stern word with these fellows tends to work wonders
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 07:53
by Broomhall
Counter-puncher wrote:a stern word with these fellows tends to work wonders
Quite so, and is often not used enough. I have done some serious research on this and I can draw a graph which shows a direct correlation in the rise in anti social behaviour to the decline of the mustache.
I now am getting a handle on all of this. It would appear we have levels forms of criminal and delinquent into which we can begin to formulate code of conduct. We would have in short two types of recalcitrant. The Grassee and Non Grassee, with a range of punishments ranging from mild admonishment, to a good thrashing to a spell in chokey or dare I say it a combination of all three.
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 08:45
by Datsue
Boxerbeetle wrote:Counter-puncher wrote:Boxerbeetle wrote:
Burglars are always ok to grass up. Drug dealers are almost never ok to grass up.
remember the Nonce Exception
Good point. A drug dealer who was also a nonce is definitely ok to grass up. And if a burglar who has been caught & is about to be grassed up then turns around and grasses up a nonce, it's ok to let the burglar walk away as a thank you (the rarely used 'Nonce Get-Out Clause').
I may get all this stuff tattooed somewhere, so I have it to hand at all times.
Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 08:56
by el_grande_mauro_mina
Boxerbeetle wrote:Counter-puncher wrote:Boxerbeetle wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29723404
Would you have grassed this guy up? or is he not a "proper" criminal...eg nonce, rapist etc
Are burglars and drug dealers also non grassable? I think we need some proper guidelines about who we can and who we cant grass up as I am finding it all very confusing.
I wouldnt want to to grass a murderer up and then find I had gone and grassed up the wrong class of criminal.
Burglars are always ok to grass up. Drug dealers are almost never ok to grass up.
remember the Nonce Exception
Good point. A drug dealer who was also a nonce is definitely ok to grass up. And if a burglar who has been caught & is about to be grassed up then turns around and grasses up a nonce, it's ok to let the burglar walk away as a thank you (the rarely used 'Nonce Get-Out Clause').

Re: Dangerous driving by the IFL clown
Posted: 23 Oct 2014, 09:22
by orbtastic
I heard a bunch of Daily Mail readers went round Robert Snodgrass' house and filled him in.