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Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 05:04
by jamesmcdonnell
keithmoonhangover wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:Horse wrote:You don't like him because he isn't hard?
He's funny, he's a character.
He's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage Horse!
As funny as a baby in a microwave.
As amusing as piles.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 07:02
by Horse
He's as funny as a funny guy, saying funny stuff.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 07:05
by Stevieb8006
Stuarty30 wrote:Loynesy wrote:In another unrelated story, a few months ago, I saw Derek eat a plate of spaghetti (I think it was bolognese, certainly a tomato based sauce), with his hands in a pleasant restaurant in Hampstead.
I was impressed by the chutzpah of that.

He's missed out there! I love twirling the spaghetti round my fork it's the best bit
In all seriousness he comes across as a total prick!
I stole all my spaghetti eating techniques from tony soprano
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 08:10
by Stuarty
Stevieb8006 wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:Loynesy wrote:In another unrelated story, a few months ago, I saw Derek eat a plate of spaghetti (I think it was bolognese, certainly a tomato based sauce), with his hands in a pleasant restaurant in Hampstead.
I was impressed by the chutzpah of that.

He's missed out there! I love twirling the spaghetti round my fork it's the best bit
In all seriousness he comes across as a total prick!
I stole all my spaghetti eating techniques from tony soprano
He attacks the plate with a fork
Watching that show always made me hungry! Their food always looked tremendous!
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 08:30
by Stevieb8006
Stuarty30 wrote:Stevieb8006 wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:

He's missed out there! I love twirling the spaghetti round my fork it's the best bit
In all seriousness he comes across as a total prick!
I stole all my spaghetti eating techniques from tony soprano
He attacks the plate with a fork
Watching that show always made me hungry! Their food always looked tremendous!
I used to Cook up a storm before sitting down to watch it. Never ate so much garlic bread
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 09:47
by jamesmcdonnell
Stevieb8006 wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:Stevieb8006 wrote:
I stole all my spaghetti eating techniques from tony soprano
He attacks the plate with a fork
Watching that show always made me hungry! Their food always looked tremendous!
I used to Cook up a storm before sitting down to watch it. Never ate so much garlic bread
Or Canoli no doubt.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 09:55
by Stuarty
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Stevieb8006 wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:
He attacks the plate with a fork
Watching that show always made me hungry! Their food always looked tremendous!
I used to Cook up a storm before sitting down to watch it. Never ate so much garlic bread
Or Canoli no doubt.
Or gabba goo? I still don't know what the hell that is

Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 10:23
by jamesmcdonnell
Stuarty30 wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:Stevieb8006 wrote:
I used to Cook up a storm before sitting down to watch it. Never ate so much garlic bread
Or Canoli no doubt.
Or gabba goo? I still don't know what the hell that is

Never heard of that.
Sounds like something chisora might have kept by in his nutsack for Whyte.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 11:20
by Stevieb8006
Stuarty30 wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:Stevieb8006 wrote:
I used to Cook up a storm before sitting down to watch it. Never ate so much garlic bread
Or Canoli no doubt.
Or gabba goo? I still don't know what the hell that is

Its got to be some kind of pepperoni type of meat
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 14:35
by Oiky
he seems off his head

Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 16:18
by Boxerbeetle
Stuarty30 wrote:Loynesy wrote:In another unrelated story, a few months ago, I saw Derek eat a plate of spaghetti (I think it was bolognese, certainly a tomato based sauce), with his hands in a pleasant restaurant in Hampstead.
I was impressed by the chutzpah of that.

He's missed out there! I love twirling the spaghetti round my fork it's the best bit
As long as he managed to suck a long piece of spaghetti into his mouth so hard that the sauce splashed off and hit him in the face. That's the best part of eating bolognese for me.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 16:44
by josco
Not sure Del is the full ticket but he seems to enjoy himself!
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 06:23
by Stuarty
josco wrote:Not sure Del is the full ticket but he seems to enjoy himself!
Nah he definitely ain't playing with a full deck! He always seems pretty far away whenever he's talking. Tuned out.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 09:09
by jamesmcdonnell
You're obviously not all there if you try and eat Spaghetti with your hands.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 18:57
by olij999
Horse wrote:He's as funny as a funny guy, saying funny stuff.
No, Horse, Chisora is massively unfunny. He's a "character" in the same way that footballers show "passion" when they nearly maim someone, i.e. In the massively euphemistic non-literal sense.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 19:54
by Ricky_
Has chisora ever had the plot to begin with?
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 28 Oct 2016, 15:12
by jamesmcdonnell
Ricky_ wrote:Has chisora ever had the plot to begin with?
That's funny was literally about to type almost the same verbatim.
Let's just say he's an 'ad-lib' kinda guy.
Re: Has Chisora lost the plot??
Posted: 28 Oct 2016, 15:33
by dr_devious
Horse wrote:He's as funny as a funny guy, saying funny stuff.
I find Del amusing too