Posted: 09 Oct 2007, 15:48
Did you get a not guilty?Chambers2 wrote:
Lookout Ladies, here I come!!!!!
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Posted: 09 Oct 2007, 17:36
That's a court suit if ever I saw one.MIKEE wrote:Did you get a not guilty?Chambers2 wrote:
Lookout Ladies, here I come!!!!!
Posted: 09 Oct 2007, 17:39
Are we all sure thats not a cravat he is wearing? chambers you knobber! 
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 06:46
yes its a cravat, I was an usher at my cousins wedding and we all got kitted out in matching clobber.
I didn't realise how devlishly good looking I was until I saw that pic, WWWOOOOOO BABY!!!......being Ginger is just an added bonus 8)
I didn't realise how devlishly good looking I was until I saw that pic, WWWOOOOOO BABY!!!......being Ginger is just an added bonus 8)
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 10:22
I don't buy that mate! That is you coming out of court having just got off scot free for stealing 6 gallons of Thunderbird from Londis in Crawley ...
Seventh time he's done it this year, he knows the system though
Seventh time he's done it this year, he knows the system though
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 10:50
Thunderbirds is 'grafting' for amateurs, if your gonna nick stuff you've got to go for the spirits (more alcohol and £'s per unit of concealment space)......and it was an Aldi not a Londis by the wayCaptain Hook wrote:I don't buy that mate! That is you coming out of court having just got off scot free for stealing 6 gallons of Thunderbird from Londis in Crawley ...
Seventh time he's done it this year, he knows the system though
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 11:24
I tried to add David Haye on MySpace but he aint accepted, think its something to do with me not having big tits, or any at all for that matter.
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 11:34
Or blonde, or deluded...
It's a titfest on there....
It's a titfest on there....
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 11:45
i requested him on facebook and he didnt acceptjake lamotta wrote:I tried to add David Haye on MySpace but he aint accepted, think its something to do with me not having big tits, or any at all for that matter.
the only reason i wanted him as a mate then i could get on too all the honnies he had on his list.............the twat
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:10
You should fit right in then...Captain Hook wrote:Or blonde, or deluded...
It's a titfest on there....
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:12
I added him too, but he didn't accept for like 6 weeks, but in fairness he wrote me a nice message as well.jake lamotta wrote:I tried to add David Haye on MySpace but he aint accepted, think its something to do with me not having big tits, or any at all for that matter.
He has gotta lot on at mo!
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:12
WTF am I doing on fcuking facebook then??? :xCaptain Hook wrote: It's a titfest on there....
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:14
It's a titfest on my facebook page!Chambers2 wrote:WTF am I doing on fcuking facebook then??? :xCaptain Hook wrote: It's a titfest on there....
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:15
I wouldn't want to be friends with David Haye anyway! would he be a good laugh and great company or would he want to talk about himself all the time? I guess the latter!sweetscience wrote:i requested him on facebook and he didnt acceptjake lamotta wrote:I tried to add David Haye on MySpace but he aint accepted, think its something to do with me not having big tits, or any at all for that matter.
the only reason i wanted him as a mate then i could get on too all the honnies he had on his list.............the twat
I have however have asked some of his fine looking female friends on facebook to be added to my friend list, I'll let you know how I get on! 8)
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 12:18
I don't know about that like, more micropenises and bottles shoved up arseholes than anything else!Coco wrote:It's a titfest on my facebook page!Chambers2 wrote:WTF am I doing on fcuking facebook then??? :xCaptain Hook wrote: It's a titfest on there....
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 13:44
You say that like it's a bad thing!Carlos-Wigan wrote:I don't know about that like, more micropenises and bottles shoved up arseholes than anything else!Coco wrote:It's a titfest on my facebook page!Chambers2 wrote: WTF am I doing on fcuking facebook then??? :x
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 14:22
Yes there does seem to be worryingly high cock and arsehole count!Carlos-Wigan wrote:I don't know about that like, more micropenises and bottles shoved up arseholes than anything else!Coco wrote:It's a titfest on my facebook page!Chambers2 wrote: WTF am I doing on fcuking facebook then??? :x
Posted: 10 Oct 2007, 15:29
The fanny face pic Is the best one on your page.Coco wrote:You say that like it's a bad thing!Carlos-Wigan wrote:I don't know about that like, more micropenises and bottles shoved up arseholes than anything else!Coco wrote: It's a titfest on my facebook page!
Posted: 11 Oct 2007, 20:01
I'm thinking of adding this to my facebook.
I think It will be a hit.
I think It will be a hit.
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 05:19
love it.....
Posted: 12 Oct 2007, 08:16
Slightly off topic.... and slightly childish, but absolute genious.... check out the facebook group Rat Out Cricket;
We all see loudmouth hoodlums shouting 'Get yer rat out' at women on a regular basis. This peverse and frankly insulting hollering at women comes from football yobs and intoxicated vagabonds who should know better.
We all appreciate a fine slice of clunge, sure, but a seasoned sports fan will know the tame and calmed pleasures of Rat Out Cricket. There is no obnoxious decibel-smashing shouting at the fairer sex, just a quick raise of the finger in order to indicate a fine 'catch' of snatch. It's just more polite.
A good ROC umpire will give the following signs:
- Raised finger - rat out. Back to the pavillion with the filly in question. Hattricks can be got by 3 consecutive rat outs who are NOT in a group (difficult often due to a TFG).
- Indication of a box - Third umpire decision. If a fellow fielder is better placed and can jugde an appeal, they either give the wicket or not.
- Arms outstretched - wide. Self explanatory. Rat out cannot be called on a wide.
- One arm held out to the side - No Ball. An ugly girl. No toleration of the no ball. If anyone calls rat out to a no bal, they must be hit hard with a fine.
- Arm swung in circular motion to the umpire's side - Power Play. To be used in rat out heavy areas.
- Palm down and hand moved side-to-side four times - Four Runs. Four exceptional birds in a group.
- Index fingers raised above head - Six. As above, just with 6 gashtastic lovelies.
- Tapping the leg - Leg Bye. Given to a lady with a fine couple of wickets.
- Crossing hands across the knees - Dead Ball. Pipesmoking lesbian.
- Tapping the shoulder - One Run Short. Short bit of skirt.
You're now clued up to play ROC. This exceptional sport is fantastic and a far more refined way to perve on women. Plu, how many women understand cricket? They won't understand it even if you explain it to them. Haha! Enjoy.
Posted: 14 Oct 2007, 20:09
I now pronounce that Facebook Is more godly and less boring than Myspace.
Shame the messages from chicks I get Is the American Manchester though!
Shame the messages from chicks I get Is the American Manchester though!