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lurkyshaka wrote:

Top Dog wrote:Too much licking Bunces balls on here, the guy is a english twat. Him and Warren are cut from the same cloth, a pair of twats. He likes to hear himself talk, but hes a gibbering bastard IMO.

What's his 'englishness' got to do with anything?

Was just about to say the same thing. Even if you think he's a twat, what's being English got to do with it? Cockney, fair enough 8)

Shaaat up you northern caaaaaaaaaant.

Thanks for clearing that up Ian.

Cockerneeze are a different kettle of fish, or should that be satellite dish to get the correct lingo....?

fcuking northern monkeys!

Terry D wrote:Cockernees, in my experience, talk like they have just had a kick in the balls.

I talk like I've just robbed your house.

Swings and roundahbhattttts.

at least we live in 'ouses, proppa 'ouses, not rows an rows of tene... tene.... shit'oles.

Terry D wrote:

MatthewS wrote:

Terry D wrote:Cockernees, in my experience, talk like they have just had a kick in the balls.

I talk like I've just robbed your house.

Swings and roundahbhattttts.

at least we live in 'ouses, proppa 'ouses, not rows an rows of tene... tene.... shit'oles.

You lot live in pokey flats situated over dodgy kebab shops.

yep, the entire of East London has a kebab shop to every family lol....

or up north its one chippy at the end of every street, that you had to walk to to get your supper, uphill both ways and all....

No not every londoner lives above a kebab shop some of them are fried chicken shops, some a re launderettes and some are taxi companies.

Thats it though.

We used to dream of having a chip shop on our street.

Chip shop blimey mate we used to dream of seeing a potato

:-)

Terry D wrote:

MatthewS wrote:

Terry D wrote: You lot live in pokey flats situated over dodgy kebab shops.

yep, the entire of East London has a kebab shop to every family lol....

or up north its one chippy at the end of every street, that you had to walk to to get your supper, uphill both ways and all....

You see, we walk for our food. You guys shout "Throw me uhhhp a sweaty kebab you kahhhhnt!"

Precisely, it's called a servant.

Terry D wrote:Cockernees, in my experience, talk like they have just had a kick in the balls.

I talk like I've just robbed your house.

Swings and roundahbhattttts.

I dread to think what Bunce would sound like if he copped one in the 'nads.

If I'm tired and I'm watching Chavez Jnr vs. Celaya and he's speaking - he does my head in. If I'm watching Haye vs. Macca and I'm really up for the fight I love him. I think I have to be in a good mood to stand him personally.

SticknMove wrote:

Terry D wrote:Cockernees, in my experience, talk like they have just had a kick in the balls.

I talk like I've just robbed your house.

Swings and roundahbhattttts.

I dread to think what Bunce would sound like if he copped one in the 'nads.

Now that I would pay to see

MatthewS wrote:

Terry D wrote:

MatthewS wrote: at least we live in 'ouses, proppa 'ouses, not rows an rows of tene... tene.... shit'oles.

You lot live in pokey flats situated over dodgy kebab shops.

yep, the entire of East London has a kebab shop to every family lol....

or up north its one chippy at the end of every street, that you had to walk to to get your supper, uphill both ways and all....

I dont know why we should associate chippys with the Midlands and the North. You get a choice, Haddock or Cod and thats that. In the South you get far more variety. They also do Skate, Plaice and my favourite Rock Salmon. Well thats how it was when I lived in London. When I came to the Midlands, years ago now, I went into a chippy and asked for Rock and chips. The girl laughed and asked me what sort of a rock did I want. The owner knew what I meant and said "you cant get it up here mate"

Did anyone see Inside Sport last night? Bunce was sailing with Ben Ainsley.

WildWaylon wrote:

MatthewS wrote:

Terry D wrote: You lot live in pokey flats situated over dodgy kebab shops.

yep, the entire of East London has a kebab shop to every family lol....

or up north its one chippy at the end of every street, that you had to walk to to get your supper, uphill both ways and all....

I dont know why we should associate chippys with the Midlands and the North. You get a choice, Haddock or Cod and thats that. In the South you get far more variety. They also do Skate, Plaice and my favourite Rock Salmon. Well thats how it was when I lived in London. When I came to the Midlands, years ago now, I went into a chippy and asked for Rock and chips. The girl laughed and asked me what sort of a rock did I want. The owner knew what I meant and said "you cant get it up here mate"

Wait til you ask for a "Chip Butty" down south. After 3 attempts to translate, I recieved my chips inside a toasted burger bun.

WildWaylon wrote:

MatthewS wrote:

Terry D wrote: You lot live in pokey flats situated over dodgy kebab shops.

yep, the entire of East London has a kebab shop to every family lol....

or up north its one chippy at the end of every street, that you had to walk to to get your supper, uphill both ways and all....

I dont know why we should associate chippys with the Midlands and the North. You get a choice, Haddock or Cod and thats that. In the South you get far more variety. They also do Skate, Plaice and my favourite Rock Salmon. Well thats how it was when I lived in London. When I came to the Midlands, years ago now, I went into a chippy and asked for Rock and chips. The girl laughed and asked me what sort of a rock did I want. The owner knew what I meant and said "you cant get it up here mate"

I have one of the top fish and chip shops in the land right on my doorstep. It does everything. Scampi, Sea Bass, Hake, Haddock, Cod, Haddock, Rock Salmon, you name it. You can have it either deep fried in batter, in tempura, grilled or steamed. It also does the best chips I've ever tasted in my life.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

WildWaylon wrote:

MatthewS wrote: yep, the entire of East London has a kebab shop to every family lol....

or up north its one chippy at the end of every street, that you had to walk to to get your supper, uphill both ways and all....

I dont know why we should associate chippys with the Midlands and the North. You get a choice, Haddock or Cod and thats that. In the South you get far more variety. They also do Skate, Plaice and my favourite Rock Salmon. Well thats how it was when I lived in London. When I came to the Midlands, years ago now, I went into a chippy and asked for Rock and chips. The girl laughed and asked me what sort of a rock did I want. The owner knew what I meant and said "you cant get it up here mate"

I have one of the top fish and chip shops in the land right on my doorstep. It does everything. Scampi, Sea Bass, Hake, Haddock, Cod, Haddock, Rock Salmon, you name it. You can have it either deep fried in batter, in tempura, grilled or steamed. It also does the best chips I've ever tasted in my life.

Not far from me either where is it?

On Norwood Road mate, called Olley's, just as you come up from Herne Hill station.

It's a little pricey, though to be honest, not much more than any decent chippy, and the fish is cooked to perfection. They cook it all fresh to order, so none of that nuked fish which is greasy as fook, and dried up inside like an old spinster's poonany.

How did this thread go from Steve bunce to fish & chips I can only think it is because Bunce looks like a cod with it's mouth open of course a cod does not have as big a mouth as Bunce & it's better looking

telboy66 wrote:How did this thread go from Steve bunce to fish & chips I can only think it is because Bunce looks like a cod with it's mouth open of course a cod does not have as big a mouth as Bunce & it's better looking

I think it's because some people would like see Buncey battered.

Does anyone else like cod roe? It's hard to find a decent chippy that does cod roe.

Don't understand the purpose of pickled eggs, though. They smell like a Nun's badger.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:On Norwood Road mate, called Olley's, just as you come up from Herne Hill station.

It's a little pricey, though to be honest, not much more than any decent chippy, and the fish is cooked to perfection. They cook it all fresh to order, so none of that nuked fish which is greasy as fook, and dried up inside like an old spinster's poonany.

You make this place sound really appetizing James , By the way when was the last time you looked at an old spinsters poonany.? I ask this question purely for research

SticknMove wrote:

telboy66 wrote:How did this thread go from Steve bunce to fish & chips I can only think it is because Bunce looks like a cod with it's mouth open of course a cod does not have as big a mouth as Bunce & it's better looking

I think it's because some people would like see Buncey battered.

I'll drink to that the mans a complete twat

jamesmcdonnell wrote:On Norwood Road mate, called Olley's, just as you come up from Herne Hill station.

It's a little pricey, though to be honest, not much more than any decent chippy, and the fish is cooked to perfection. They cook it all fresh to order, so none of that nuked fish which is greasy as fook, and dried up inside like an old spinster's poonany.

So London Chippys are still the best. When I was a kid they wrapped the fish and chips in newspaper which seemed to add to the taste. When we didnt have any money we could get a bag of scratchings for free. Scratchings and onion vinegar, yummy, yummy.