O/T: Can Life Get Any Worse for a Newcastle Fan?

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Captain Hook wrote:Shit I forgot you're a Leicester fan and he probably is the best player you've had since Gary Lineker!

effing hell son, he was ok with you but move on, that was 10 years ago....

I might start taking thje piss out of Steve Guppy, you'll go mental :D

Ha ha very funny Captain, yeah he was a very good player for us not the best since Lineker, that goes to Muzzi Izzet LEGEND !!!
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Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:
DavidPayne wrote:Heskey has been a premier league striker since he was 19. And is always in demand.
Not quite true. Since 2004 only one man has seen value in him, so that's merely his opinion. There's hardly been a rush to his signature.

Looking at the stats:
Team Caps Goals
England 48 5
Wigan 65 13
Birmingham 68 14

I'd be disappointed if that was my main striker (which at Wigan and Birmingham he was/is) that I'd just paid £6m for (twice).

Also you say 6million as if thats a lot of money in football nowadays, 6million doesn't buy you a great deal so to get Heskey for that amount is a bargain

Shevchenko 30million plus
Marlet 11million
Rebrov 11million
Vianni 12million

do you want me to go on ???? they all cost nearly double if not more and none of them had nothing on Bruno !!!
So to back up your argument your taking other signings to use as a comparison from years gone by that haven't gelled? Surely that just makes him less shit than them?

Okay; Defoe £8m or Ashton £6m. Both have better goals per game ratios.

I think your bias to Leicester City is shrouding your judgment of the player.
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Not biased to him any way whatsoever !!! We weren't talking about his goals to game ratio, as we said nobody ever said Heskey was prolific, I think Defoe for 8 Million is an absolute bargain !!! but his goals to game ratio for England is no better than Heskeys so your contradicting yourself a little there, and Ashton has all the attributes to be like Shearer just needs to steer clear of injuries and he could be a much better player than Heskey ever was .
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Hardly. Defoe has scored the same amount in 18 games less than Heskey. And also Heskey is primarily a starter, at least in the Eriksson years and now it seems, whereas Jermain wasn't primarily until Capello came on board. It was always Owen before.
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Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:Hardly. Defoe has scored the same amount in 18 games less than Heskey. And also Heskey is primarily a starter, at least in the Eriksson years and now it seems, whereas Jermain wasn't primarily until Capello came on board. It was always Owen before.

So with Heskey being primarily a starter thats end of debate !!! Heskey has played under all the recent England managers .
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mark thompson wrote:
Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:Hardly. Defoe has scored the same amount in 18 games less than Heskey. And also Heskey is primarily a starter, at least in the Eriksson years and now it seems, whereas Jermain wasn't primarily until Capello came on board. It was always Owen before.

So with Heskey being primarily a starter thats end of debate !!! Heskey has played under all the recent England managers .
It is. Primarily being a starter and having that strike ratio means he's pony. End of. Jermain has achieved the same as a sub.

And going back to Payne's argument, which is now yours, just because he's picked doesn't mean he's good. It just means there's nothing better/more fashionable. Although I would argue we've had better target men during Heskey's reign, just that he was playing for a big club so got picked more. McClaren didn't use him as much, if at all (and before you say that's why we didn't qualify, the issue was our defence more than our attack).
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To answer the original question. Yes it can get much worse because according to betfair, Joe Kinnear is the new favourite for next manager at 11/5, down from 180/1.

Ho Ho Ho
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Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:
mark thompson wrote:
Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:Hardly. Defoe has scored the same amount in 18 games less than Heskey. And also Heskey is primarily a starter, at least in the Eriksson years and now it seems, whereas Jermain wasn't primarily until Capello came on board. It was always Owen before.

So with Heskey being primarily a starter thats end of debate !!! Heskey has played under all the recent England managers .
It is. Primarily being a starter and having that strike ratio means he's pony. End of. Jermain has achieved the same as a sub.

And going back to Payne's argument, which is now yours, just because he's picked doesn't mean he's good. It just means there's nothing better/more fashionable. Although I would argue we've had better target men during Heskey's reign, just that he was playing for a big club so got picked more. McClaren didn't use him as much, if at all (and before you say that's why we didn't qualify, the issue was our defence more than our attack).

Pick some of these better target men then ??
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Ashton, Crouch, Beattie (when he wasn't fat and shit, not now) and Darren Bent. I also don't think Kevin Davies was given a chance. Just a list of "big lumps" than didn't get much/any chance.

With the exception of Ashton, I wouldn't have any of them by choice, but as stated numerously in my previous posts, Heskey was the best of a bad bunch. As Hook said "He is a big lump who holds up the ball - that's it. What else is he good at?".

That, to me at least, sums up Emile Heskey post-Liverpool.
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Joe Kinnear.

It can get worse.
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Didn't he have a heart attack in his last post years ago?
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At Leicester he was a big lump with pace and confidence.

Now he's a big lump with little pace and often lacks in confidence.

He's the striker version of Titus Bramble :)
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Joe Kinner had a heart attack - was he with Forest or Wimbledon then?

Or am I making the Forest bit up?
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DavidPayne wrote:Joe Kinnear.

It can get worse.

not really worse. He's ni charge till end of october, we'd probably have lost all our games anyway, so its not really worse... yet.

fornicating dennis wise that is, bloody kinnear indeed.
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Captain Hook wrote:At Leicester he was a big lump with pace and confidence.

Now he's a big lump with little pace and often lacks in confidence.

He's the striker version of Titus Bramble :)

Thats a bit harsh Captain !!!!
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Why didn't they just get Ron Manager and have done with it.

Is Kinnear's the last mullet in football?
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Kinnear they may aswell have gone for Christian Gross :lol: :lol:
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who amazingly has a better record than Ramos.

Only for 4 weeks anyway, in the words of Corporal jones - "DONT PANIC, DONT PANIC" ... mayaswel have gone for corporal jones actually.
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Wales wrote:who amazingly has a better record than Ramos

:lol: :o :lol: :o
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Captain Hook wrote:Joe Kinner had a heart attack - was he with Forest or Wimbledon then?

Or am I making the Forest bit up?
As for Emile Heskey being the striking version of Titus Bramble, Wes Morgan is the Titus Bramble version of Titus Bramble.

He's like Bramble without the one good game a season.

Forest could play a handgrenade at centre half and be less destructive.
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Wales wrote:who amazingly has a better record than Ramos
...from a time when Umbro shirts were fashionable to have laces on and Giggs had a long curly mane.
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Why are Irish jokes ok but Pakistani jokes aren't?

I play the claronet in the PC brigade you know.
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DavidPayne wrote:
Captain Hook wrote:Joe Kinner had a heart attack - was he with Forest or Wimbledon then?

Or am I making the Forest bit up?
As for Emile Heskey being the striking version of Titus Bramble, Wes Morgan is the Titus Bramble version of Titus Bramble.

He's like Bramble without the one good game a season.

Forest could play a handgrenade at centre half and be less destructive.

If captain is use to watching the Blue square premier i would have thought Heskey looked like Ronaldo to him :lol: :lol:
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DavidPayne wrote:Why didn't they just get Ron Manager and have done with it.

Is Kinnear's the last mullet in football?
Possibly, but that to me is a sign of greatness....
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He's already being dubbed JFK

Joe Fu**** Kinnear ?
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