Re: Classic American West Coast Boxing
Posted: 23 Jul 2008, 19:13
Since you brought up Tequila,I can always find a story. Here's my Tequila story.
When me and the wife got married,I wouldn't call it an extravagant wedding. Since she wasn't immigrated yet,I had to get marrued in Mexico. Yeah,I got married in Tijuana City Hall. Not exactly the Ritz.
At that time i had to file for a license that I had to circulate around TJ with a 5 spot attached for each "public servant". Then I had to mail it to Mexico City with more money inside the envelope and wait 10 weeks to get the OK to marry my wife. I had to be in love. Well I'm surprised the pemit was sent back in proper order. I was waiting for them to say I forgot to put the miney inside the envelope.
We get a date to go down to City Hall to seal the relationship on paper. All legal like. City Hall was in a building on the corner of 2nd and Constitution. A block up from Revolution Street. They have a new City Hall now in the Rio. I'm not quite sure what the old one is used for,but I always see a bunch of cops around the place with machine guns. Don't ask me why.
Anyway,me and the wife are standing in line with about 20 other victims...I meant couples.. It's just me and the wife. None of her family(thank God)and none of mine(God Bless America). We get to the front finally and meet another "public servant' Of course before this gentleman can marry us,I have to slip him some more money. Then he asks us if we have any witnesses. You've got to be kidding. i told the wife to bring the witnesses. WHO THe F--K KNEW THAT?
Well no marraige,but wait! Sitting outside on the curb are two bums drinking something out of a paper bag. MY WITNESSES!
I go to the curb and ask these guys if they want to be witnesses to this Fellini play.They say OK,but they want another bottle first on my dime.
"Ok amigos. What are you drinkin'?"
One of them tells me he's drinkin' Alcohol de Cana. That's 190 proof. They put that stuff in Indy Cars.
"Ok ,I'll go to the liquor store."
"Un momento senor.Since you are buying,you by us a bottle tequila. We don't want to hurt our health drinking the other stuff."
Imagine that? A couple of health nuts. Find out later that these two guys sit outside the City Hall all day long waiting for birds like me that don't have any winesses.
Sometimes i look at our marraige license. Yep, right on the line that says "witnesses" it says"Jose Cuervo and Don Patron"
When me and the wife got married,I wouldn't call it an extravagant wedding. Since she wasn't immigrated yet,I had to get marrued in Mexico. Yeah,I got married in Tijuana City Hall. Not exactly the Ritz.
At that time i had to file for a license that I had to circulate around TJ with a 5 spot attached for each "public servant". Then I had to mail it to Mexico City with more money inside the envelope and wait 10 weeks to get the OK to marry my wife. I had to be in love. Well I'm surprised the pemit was sent back in proper order. I was waiting for them to say I forgot to put the miney inside the envelope.
We get a date to go down to City Hall to seal the relationship on paper. All legal like. City Hall was in a building on the corner of 2nd and Constitution. A block up from Revolution Street. They have a new City Hall now in the Rio. I'm not quite sure what the old one is used for,but I always see a bunch of cops around the place with machine guns. Don't ask me why.
Anyway,me and the wife are standing in line with about 20 other victims...I meant couples.. It's just me and the wife. None of her family(thank God)and none of mine(God Bless America). We get to the front finally and meet another "public servant' Of course before this gentleman can marry us,I have to slip him some more money. Then he asks us if we have any witnesses. You've got to be kidding. i told the wife to bring the witnesses. WHO THe F--K KNEW THAT?
Well no marraige,but wait! Sitting outside on the curb are two bums drinking something out of a paper bag. MY WITNESSES!
I go to the curb and ask these guys if they want to be witnesses to this Fellini play.They say OK,but they want another bottle first on my dime.
"Ok amigos. What are you drinkin'?"
One of them tells me he's drinkin' Alcohol de Cana. That's 190 proof. They put that stuff in Indy Cars.
"Ok ,I'll go to the liquor store."
"Un momento senor.Since you are buying,you by us a bottle tequila. We don't want to hurt our health drinking the other stuff."
Imagine that? A couple of health nuts. Find out later that these two guys sit outside the City Hall all day long waiting for birds like me that don't have any winesses.
Sometimes i look at our marraige license. Yep, right on the line that says "witnesses" it says"Jose Cuervo and Don Patron"
