Trump attacks Iran

[Coco]

Trump has declared a victory..



Or some form of victory.

He has actually won twice, and done a lap of honour In the greatest, most fantastic victory ever

[bmw hector]

The regime change at the primary schools has finally been achieved by the the great and brilliant man anointed by God to carry out this crusade. The trick of convincing the Iranians to bomb themselves is one that has never previously been achieved and likely never will again.

[Ricky]

All together now... YOUNG MAN

[Nightmare Roy]

All together now... YOUNG MAN

Maybe he did give Clinton a blowy?

[bmw hector]

Simps gonna simp.

[Ricky]

Alexa, play YMCA.

[bmw hector]

Simp, keep simping.

[Nightmare Roy]

Iran has said the war ends when we say it ends, they killed the new guys dad, wife and kid. Do you think he will just roll over? Right now they are forcing the price of oil up as they know that really hirts Trump.

[Noxy]

All together now... YOUNG MAN

Don Travolta!

[IRONFIST]

All together now... YOUNG MAN

John Newcombe the new Iran supreme leader and his mates/appeasers.

[bmw hector]

Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

[Ricky]

All together now... YOUNG MAN

John Newcombe the new Iran supreme leader and his mates/appeasers.

Jake showing the next generation of MAGA how to dance like a winner.

[bmw hector]

Simptathlon

[Tony1244]

Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

Not surprising. The Proud Boys tell their troops when they can jerk off. True story.

[Ruthless-RKO]

Iran has issued a statement attributed to its new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei amid conflicting reports about his status after he was injured in the war.

• The statement, which Iran claims was from Khamenei, was read on state TV by a news anchor. It threatened new attacks on US bases and warned Iran will “avenge the blood of martyrs.”

• Iran called for all US bases in the region to be closed and also claimed that it still has a policy of “friendship” with its neighbours, despite continued strikes and disruption in the region.

• The country signalled it would continue the Iranian blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, describing it as a tool of leverage with which to pressure the U.S.

• Khamenei did not appear on camera and has not made any public statements since the beginning of the war, when he was said to have been injured.

[Ruthless-RKO]

Mojtaba Khameinei, Iran's new Supreme Leader, in his first public statement:

“Discussions are ongoing regarding the opening of other fronts in areas where the enemy has little experience and is highly vulnerable.

These other, new fronts may be activated if the state of war continues and if it is deemed appropriate,"

[Nightmare Roy]

Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

i thought this has to be a wind up but it's true, Trump bought all his gimps a pair and they are all too afraid to not show up to meetings in them, all his gimps are wealthy and these shoes apparently retail at $145 a pair. As if any of them would voluntary wear auch cheap shoes.

[skanksta]

Could you beat a chimp at chess?

C’mon Ricky you’re a chess player.
You know it takes patience, careful analysis, deep thinking, humility, mental discipline…
Trump would be absolutely faeces at chess.

I'd back him to beat Roy, but Roy vs the chimp could be interesting.

No you wouldn't.
You're just stuck up Trump's arse.
He's mentallly unfit to do things like play chess well, or lead The Free World etc...

[skanksta]

Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

i thought this has to be a wind up but it's true, Trump bought all his gimps a pair and they are all too afraid to not show up to meetings in them, all his gimps are wealthy and these shoes apparently retail at $145 a pair. As if any of them would voluntary wear auch cheap shoes.

And Trump deliberately orders them too big..

[skanksta]

TBF that's fvckn hilarious by The Don !

What gimps they are to wear them.

[Taansend]

California on alert because on potential drone attacks from Iran.

They better not bomb our taco trucks.

[Ruthless-RKO]

California on alert because on potential drone attacks from Iran.

They better not bomb our taco trucks.

could they attack Hawaii first?

[Taansend]

California on alert because on potential drone attacks from Iran.

They better not bomb our taco trucks.

could they attack Hawaii first?

Depends which they hate more, Tacos or Poke?

[bmw hector]

Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

i thought this has to be a wind up but it's true, Trump bought all his gimps a pair and they are all too afraid to not show up to meetings in them, all his gimps are wealthy and these shoes apparently retail at $145 a pair. As if any of them would voluntary wear auch cheap shoes.

Where's the brave Rubio disappeared to? The one that said this about Trump?
Now just an ickle man, with an ickle heart, with ickle bravery in a pair of clown shoes.

[Ricky]

C’mon Ricky you’re a chess player.
You know it takes patience, careful analysis, deep thinking, humility, mental discipline…
Trump would be absolutely faeces at chess.

I'd back him to beat Roy, but Roy vs the chimp could be interesting.

No you wouldn't.
You're just stuck up Trump's arse.
He's mentallly unfit to do things like play chess well, or lead The Free World etc...

Yes I would, but like I said the Chimp vs Roy would be more interesting.

I actually researched this matter a little with Chat GPT. The conclusion was they probably wouldn't understand the rules of Chess and would likely just pick up the pieces and throw them around, or possibly even try to eat them. Then I said "ok, and what about the Chimp?"