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Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 05:31
by Coco
Ruthless-RKO wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 00:38
Trump has declared a victory..
Or some form of victory.
He has actually won twice, and done a lap of honour In the greatest, most fantastic victory ever
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 05:43
by bmw hector
The regime change at the primary schools has finally been achieved by the the great and brilliant man anointed by God to carry out this crusade. The trick of convincing the Iranians to bomb themselves is one that has never previously been achieved and likely never will again.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 08:12
by Ricky
All together now... YOUNG MAN

Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 08:51
by Nightmare Roy
Ricky wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 08:12
All together now... YOUNG MAN
Maybe he did give Clinton a blowy?
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 09:00
by bmw hector
Simps gonna simp.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 09:07
by Ricky
Alexa, play YMCA.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 09:08
by bmw hector
Simp, keep simping.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 09:18
by Nightmare Roy
Iran has said the war ends when we say it ends, they killed the new guys dad, wife and kid. Do you think he will just roll over? Right now they are forcing the price of oil up as they know that really hirts Trump.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 09:28
by Noxy
Ricky wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 08:12
All together now... YOUNG MAN
Don Travolta!
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:01
by IRONFIST
Ricky wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 08:12
All together now... YOUNG MAN

John Newcombe the new Iran supreme leader and his mates/appeasers.

Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:14
by bmw hector
Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:30
by Ricky
IRONFIST wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 10:01
Ricky wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 08:12
All together now... YOUNG MAN

John Newcombe the new Iran supreme leader and his mates/appeasers.
Jake showing the next generation of MAGA how to dance like a winner.

Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:37
by bmw hector
Simptathlon
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:41
by Tony1244
bmw hector wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 10:14
Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.
Not surprising. The Proud Boys tell their troops when they can jerk off. True story.

Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:52
by Ruthless-RKO
Iran has issued a statement attributed to its new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei amid conflicting reports about his status after he was injured in the war.
• The statement, which Iran claims was from Khamenei, was read on state TV by a news anchor. It threatened new attacks on US bases and warned Iran will “avenge the blood of martyrs.”
• Iran called for all US bases in the region to be closed and also claimed that it still has a policy of “friendship” with its neighbours, despite continued strikes and disruption in the region.
• The country signalled it would continue the Iranian blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, describing it as a tool of leverage with which to pressure the U.S.
• Khamenei did not appear on camera and has not made any public statements since the beginning of the war, when he was said to have been injured.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 10:54
by Ruthless-RKO
Mojtaba Khameinei, Iran's new Supreme Leader, in his first public statement:
“Discussions are ongoing regarding the opening of other fronts in areas where the enemy has little experience and is highly vulnerable.
These other, new fronts may be activated if the state of war continues and if it is deemed appropriate,"
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:00
by Nightmare Roy
bmw hector wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 10:14
Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

i thought this has to be a wind up but it's true, Trump bought all his gimps a pair and they are all too afraid to not show up to meetings in them, all his gimps are wealthy and these shoes apparently retail at $145 a pair. As if any of them would voluntary wear auch cheap shoes.

Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:09
by skanksta
Ricky wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 17:52
skanksta wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 17:42
Ricky wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 13:41
Could you beat a chimp at chess?
C’mon Ricky you’re a chess player.
You know it takes patience, careful analysis, deep thinking, humility, mental discipline…
Trump would be absolutely faeces at chess.
I'd back him to beat Roy, but Roy vs the chimp could be interesting.
No you wouldn't.
You're just stuck up Trump's arse.
He's mentallly unfit to do things like play chess well, or lead The Free World etc...
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:10
by skanksta
Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 11:00
bmw hector wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 10:14
Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

i thought this has to be a wind up but it's true, Trump bought all his gimps a pair and they are all too afraid to not show up to meetings in them, all his gimps are wealthy and these shoes apparently retail at $145 a pair. As if any of them would voluntary wear auch cheap shoes.
And Trump deliberately orders them too big..
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:11
by skanksta
TBF that's fvckn hilarious by The Don !
What gimps they are to wear them.

Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:14
by Taansend
California on alert because on potential drone attacks from Iran.
They better not bomb our taco trucks.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:21
by Ruthless-RKO
Taansend wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 11:14
California on alert because on potential drone attacks from Iran.
They better not bomb our taco trucks.
could they attack Hawaii first?
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:22
by Taansend
Ruthless-RKO wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 11:21
Taansend wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 11:14
California on alert because on potential drone attacks from Iran.
They better not bomb our taco trucks.
could they attack Hawaii first?
Depends which they hate more, Tacos or Poke?
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:38
by bmw hector
Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 11:00
bmw hector wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 10:14
Ickle Rubio having to wear shoes that are too big for him because Uncle Dwonald bought them for him.

i thought this has to be a wind up but it's true, Trump bought all his gimps a pair and they are all too afraid to not show up to meetings in them, all his gimps are wealthy and these shoes apparently retail at $145 a pair. As if any of them would voluntary wear auch cheap shoes.
Where's the brave Rubio disappeared to? The one that said this about Trump?
Now just an ickle man, with an ickle heart, with ickle bravery in a pair of clown shoes.
Re: Trump attacks Iran
Posted: 12 Mar 2026, 11:41
by Ricky
skanksta wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 11:09
Ricky wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 17:52
skanksta wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 17:42
C’mon Ricky you’re a chess player.
You know it takes patience, careful analysis, deep thinking, humility, mental discipline…
Trump would be absolutely faeces at chess.
I'd back him to beat Roy, but Roy vs the chimp could be interesting.
No you wouldn't.
You're just stuck up Trump's arse.
He's mentallly unfit to do things like play chess well, or lead The Free World etc...
Yes I would, but like I said the Chimp vs Roy would be more interesting.
I actually researched this matter a little with Chat GPT. The conclusion was they probably wouldn't understand the rules of Chess and would likely just pick up the pieces and throw them around, or possibly even try to eat them. Then I said "ok, and what about the Chimp?"
