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Counter-puncher wrote:

orbtastic wrote:

Counter-puncher wrote:if I ever choose to fight Black Jesus, I certainly won't be doing it in the heavens. no way I am ceding home advantage to Black Jesus, he's going to have to take his chance with the judges away from home.

Not fancy your chances armed with a laser beam & radar gun?

with home advantage I'm confident I could break Black Jesus down with bodyshots but I ain't fighting that guy in heaven, no way.

Counter-puncher wrote:i think he takes big swigs from Aaron Pryor's special little bottle. on the regular.

orbtastic wrote:

Counter-puncher wrote:

orbtastic wrote:I think (without having read further in the book) he's part of some fairly loony black Jewish fringe church

is there any other kind of black Jewish fringe church?

well, I thought the Judahs [for example] etc were fairly...what's the word I'm reaching for - "normal" in the overall scale of these things?

orbtastic wrote:On a semi serious note, I wonder how he went from that, to having Whittaker have him knee dip and shimmy from side to side etc.

Scottrf wrote: Did he really have to go into so much detail about his sexual encounters?

rpms wrote:Absolutely the best thread resurrection ever,and I can`t believe that I missed it first time around in 2011.
Everything that`s happened between then and now suddenly seems insignificant in light of this unintentionally comedic masterpiece.
Its like the rantings of a young Chris Eubanks weeks after he stumbled across that abandoned thesaurus and decided that he was now an overnight philosopher.

reggaereggae wrote:It's written in Ebonics, a recognised dialect.

orbtastic wrote:...I am publishing my own book and writing my own autobiography with authentic authorship. [really? I always thought you got someone to write your autobiography for you? What the hell is authentic authorship?]. We both have exquisite and expensive life style and driving high performance cars. Mercedes Benz was our choice and my sports car was the Porsche. We both enjoy living in luxury, the splendor of ambiance and being so charismatic and debonair. The ladies lover dressing so dapper. [not to mention modest]. We strut when walk, being sure of ourselves. [I might make that my signature, has a certain ring to it]. Going to the beat of our own drum and making decisions that fit us best. We don't scratch where you don't itch Negro. [what?]. We were not intimidated and were not antagonized by our enemies. [except he admits earlier in the book that numerous guys he faced got to him, he was nervous etc].

We both slept around with a lot of White nymphomaniacs with porcelain skin who had narcissistic behaviour with their prurient mind and their promiscous nature to seduce a Blackman. Satisfying their curiosity to be dominated by a Long John Silver [yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr, aye Jim lad] once they went black they never went back. Screaming their erotic orgasm as their clitoris was gushing out wet bursting open like a pregnant woman when their water breaks. [gushing clitoris sounds painful]. Their raunchy attitude never getting enough jamming our pricks down their mouth, choking and hemorrhaging on our warm cum clogged in their throat. Their eyes roll back in their heads while dilating ecstasy. Worshipping your penis lke the only God they know. When I got tired of busting my nut, she wanted takeout so I let my quintet off friends have the leftovers like a buffet dinner. She was so hungry and starving for more, so much greed. She wanted dessert, a chocolate custard banana split with cream filling, dipping her head back and forth and dripping and exploding your load on her face. [oo-er...I don't think he's talking about food!]. She licked her tongue on her lips sucking on the cream of delight with her fingers. She likes her sex rough and hard. She wants it up the back, sticking it in the rear, she cries ecstatically with joy thirsting for an orgy. [Really? Or did you just make that up Meldrick?]

The chapter bizarrely just ends there...doesn't really talk about the aftermath of the fight at all.

jameswilson wrote:It's terrible that ever since this thread whenever I have heard or read about Meldrick Taylor I immediately think of a sh it autobiography rather than a pretty good boxing career.