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I once interrupted a burglar in my house. I came downstairs in my underpants and saw some bloke climbing in through the window.

'What the fvck are you doing?' I said.

'Erm, sorry mate I, er.....'

'Well, you better fvck off, hadn't you?' I said to him.

And he did.

No spoons were hurt.

Lenny Cravats wrote:I once interrupted a burglar in my house. I came downstairs in my underpants and saw some bloke climbing in through the window.

'What the fvck are you doing?' I said.

'Erm, sorry mate I, er.....'

'Well, you better fvck off, hadn't you?' I said to him.

And he did.

No spoons were hurt.

I'm guessing you didn't have your cravat on, which is why he didn't go ape and attack you!! You lucked out...

punchoutsb wrote:

Lenny Cravats wrote:I once interrupted a burglar in my house. I came downstairs in my underpants and saw some bloke climbing in through the window.

'What the fvck are you doing?' I said.

'Erm, sorry mate I, er.....'

'Well, you better fvck off, hadn't you?' I said to him.

And he did.

No spoons were hurt.

I'm guessing you didn't have your cravat on, which is why he didn't go ape and attack you!! You lucked out...

Quite the opposite, in fact. Had he been confronted with my 5'8, 140lb, naked figure draped only in a cravat, I guarantee the bloke would've shat himself.
Never fvck with a naked man in a cravat, by experience, that's also true for women too.

You're not supposed to tie your cravat round there.

Lenny Cravats wrote:

punchoutsb wrote:

Lenny Cravats wrote:I once interrupted a burglar in my house. I came downstairs in my underpants and saw some bloke climbing in through the window.

'What the fvck are you doing?' I said.

'Erm, sorry mate I, er.....'

'Well, you better fvck off, hadn't you?' I said to him.

And he did.

No spoons were hurt.

I'm guessing you didn't have your cravat on, which is why he didn't go ape and attack you!! You lucked out...

Quite the opposite, in fact. Had he been confronted with my 5'8, 140lb, naked figure draped only in a cravat, I guarantee the bloke would've shat himself.
Never fvck with a naked man in a cravat, by experience, that's also true for women too.

I've never f#cked a naked woman while she wore just a cravat. It was an ambition of mine, but I'll defer to your greater knowledge and give it a miss.

Lenny Cravats wrote:

punchoutsb wrote:

Lenny Cravats wrote:I once interrupted a burglar in my house. I came downstairs in my underpants and saw some bloke climbing in through the window.

'What the fvck are you doing?' I said.

'Erm, sorry mate I, er.....'

'Well, you better fvck off, hadn't you?' I said to him.

And he did.

No spoons were hurt.

I'm guessing you didn't have your cravat on, which is why he didn't go ape and attack you!! You lucked out...

Quite the opposite, in fact. Had he been confronted with my 5'8, 140lb, naked figure draped only in a cravat, I guarantee the bloke would've shat himself.
Never fvck with a naked man in a cravat, by experience, that's also true for women too.

pure gold

sucracristo wrote:

crow wrote: In America, free speech is protected

you have so much to learn, my son.
how dare you question the monarchies and fabian socialist utopias of europe, or the shariah being implemented within them.
yes, how dare you, sir.

They'll probably wish they had some guns and balls in about 20'years

thunderfromdownunder wrote:

sucracristo wrote:

crow wrote: In America, free speech is protected

you have so much to learn, my son.
how dare you question the monarchies and fabian socialist utopias of europe, or the shariah being implemented within them.
yes, how dare you, sir.

They'll probably wish they had some guns and balls in about 20'years

I personally do not think it is even going to take 20 years.Living on the border as I do and the mass
traffic of illegal aliens many that are felons.I would not feel safe without having firearms.It is a choice.
The second amendment gives us the right to bear arms.It says nothing about HAVING to own them.
For those of us that choose to legally own firearms.I say great its your right.
For those that choose not to,more power to you.It is your right and your choice.But don't try and take my
rights away.

tiny_acres wrote:

thunderfromdownunder wrote: They'll probably wish they had some guns and balls in about 20'years

I personally do not think it is even going to take 20 years.Living on the border as I do and the mass
traffic of illegal aliens many that are felons.I would not feel safe without having firearms.It is a choice.
The second amendment gives us the right to bear arms.It says nothing about HAVING to own them.
For those of us that choose to legally own firearms.I say great its your right.
For those that choose not to,more power to you.It is your right and your choice.But don't try and take my
rights away.

?

Many illegals are felons ... There is not country in the world that imprisons more of its own citizens (and foreigners I would assume) than America. It's much more likely that an American is a felon than the South/Central American who came here is increased numbers after NAFTA devalued their livelihoods. Please stop watching Fox News and The Blaze and pay attention to actual statistics. Uninformed people such as yourself spread tons of hate and bullshit. (Now's where you quote a few [or many] instances and make generalizations that for some reason override mountains of EVIDENCE.)

Look at how guns solved all of our problems in the past. Let's appreciate some of gun's greatest hits. (I know bombs helped, but there is more than enough footage of guns in action ... especially the footage that shows innocent kneeling people being massacred.)
World War II
Vietnam War

Of course, the people of Europe will be begging for guns once the problems start ... because in the past, guns have made everything okay.

"Oh, people died in the past? ... Hey, that doesn't matter as long as it's not my family that I protect with a gun. Also, for some reason, I think my son and I, with our automatic weapons, will be able to fight off a group of guys with significantly more firepower. I saw it in a movie once, I go to firing ranges, I play paintball, and I love Call of Duty. I'm ready to be a soldier! It's much easier to kill 20 armed men than trying to change the world I live in through communication and diplomacy."
- An American (This is the level of thinking I've been forced to live around my entire life.)

Fair enough, don't take away the right of sentient adults to choose to own weapons but don't put machine guns in the hands of children; they are not the same thing and I doubt that even the authors of the constitution would attempt to justify it.

BAD INTENTIONS wrote: ?

Many illegals are felons ... There is not country in the world that imprisons more of its own citizens (and foreigners I would assume) than America. It's much more likely that an American is a felon than the South/Central American who came here is increased numbers after NAFTA devalued their livelihoods. Please stop watching Fox News and The Blaze and pay attention to actual statistics. Uninformed people such as yourself spread tons of hate and bullshit. (Now's where you quote a few [or many] instances and make generalizations that for some reason override mountains of EVIDENCE.)

Look at how guns solved all of our problems in the past. Let's appreciate some of gun's greatest hits. (I know bombs helped, but there is more than enough footage of guns in action ... especially the footage that shows innocent kneeling people being massacred.)
World War II
Vietnam War

Of course, the people of Europe will be begging for guns once the problems start ... because in the past, guns have made everything okay.

"Oh, people died in the past? ... Hey, that doesn't matter as long as it's not my family that I protect with a gun. Also, for some reason, I think my son and I, with our automatic weapons, will be able to fight off a group of guys with significantly more firepower. I saw it in a movie once, I go to firing ranges, I play paintball, and I love Call of Duty. I'm ready to be a soldier! It's much easier to kill 20 armed men than trying to change the world I live in through communication and diplomacy."
- An American (This is the level of thinking I've been forced to live around my entire life.)

Dude,



You're crazy.

BAD INTENTIONS wrote:

tiny_acres wrote:

thunderfromdownunder wrote: They'll probably wish they had some guns and balls in about 20'years

I personally do not think it is even going to take 20 years.Living on the border as I do and the mass
traffic of illegal aliens many that are felons.I would not feel safe without having firearms.It is a choice.
The second amendment gives us the right to bear arms.It says nothing about HAVING to own them.
For those of us that choose to legally own firearms.I say great its your right.
For those that choose not to,more power to you.It is your right and your choice.But don't try and take my
rights away.

?

Many illegals are felons ... There is not country in the world that imprisons more of its own citizens (and foreigners I would assume) than America. It's much more likely that an American is a felon than the South/Central American who came here is increased numbers after NAFTA devalued their livelihoods. Please stop watching Fox News and The Blaze and pay attention to actual statistics. Uninformed people such as yourself spread tons of hate and bullshit. (Now's where you quote a few [or many] instances and make generalizations that for some reason override mountains of EVIDENCE.)

Look at how guns solved all of our problems in the past. Let's appreciate some of gun's greatest hits. (I know bombs helped, but there is more than enough footage of guns in action ... especially the footage that shows innocent kneeling people being massacred.)
World War II
Vietnam War

Of course, the people of Europe will be begging for guns once the problems start ... because in the past, guns have made everything okay.

"Oh, people died in the past? ... Hey, that doesn't matter as long as it's not my family that I protect with a gun. Also, for some reason, I think my son and I, with our automatic weapons, will be able to fight off a group of guys with significantly more firepower. I saw it in a movie once, I go to firing ranges, I play paintball, and I love Call of Duty. I'm ready to be a soldier! It's much easier to kill 20 armed men than trying to change the world I live in through communication and diplomacy."
- An American (This is the level of thinking I've been forced to live around my entire life.)

I invite you down to south Texas to see the illegals crossing the borders.There you will see the heinous acts of many
of these people.Drugs,prostitution,gun running,and murder.
But I suppose someone living there knows far less than you who have never been here.

I believe the Canadian border is just a few km from New York.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

BAD INTENTIONS wrote:I'm ready to be a soldier

you, sir, are a section 8

sucracristo wrote:

BAD INTENTIONS wrote:I'm ready to be a soldier

you, sir, are a section 8

What do you expect from him?

Talk about cognitive dissonance, I never thought I'd see a thread where Bad Intentions is amongst the most sensible contributors.

Lenny Cravats wrote:I once interrupted a burglar in my house. I came downstairs in my underpants and saw some bloke climbing in through the window.

'What the fvck are you doing?' I said.

'Erm, sorry mate I, er.....'

'Well, you better fvck off, hadn't you?' I said to him.

And he did.

No spoons were hurt.

I had a very similar experience when I lived in Chortlon, I was eating breakfast in my pants on the couch and some little scrote came up to the front window and started to climb in till he spotted me watching in astonishment, he got off pretty quick and I enjoyed my cereal. It was about 9am on a Monday morning, who goes grafting then?

Honey and nut shredded wheat by the way.

Oi, SNG, why didn't you shoot him?

Or did you try to cut his heart out with the spoon or something?

Because I'm so hard I only had to look at him.

That and the fact he probably didn't fancy wrestling me in my pants for a copy of 24hr Party People on VHS.

i know! all you gun nuts with your guns, so gun crazy, thinking guns are the answer to
every problem and if you disagree with me you are unreasonable and i will throw out
more straw man arguments.

i mean, just yesterday this guy was trying to slide envelopes into this little slot in my
front door and did i shoot him? no way! in fact, the guy has been doing it every day.
look! there he is a again! the nerve of that guy! about a week ago someone pulled
up to my car and had the nerve to ask directions! can you believe it? but did i shoot him?
no way! ...because i'm not a gun nut!

let's all just be civilized adults, people. there is nobody out there who is incapable of
discussing things civilly as long as you are mature like me and no reason at all to shoot
someone who doesn't have a gun himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... O6bNyqxccQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU0EJS3cJIc

sucracristo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU0EJS3cJIc

The frightened body language of the intruder says it all...

...i'm sure if the attack occurred in a country with banned guns, he clearly would have been less forced into retaliating to a possible concealed weapon by the victim...



An immediate guns ban is a much obvious answer to these unfortunate situations.

crow wrote:The frightened body language of the intruder says it all...

...i'm sure if the attack occurred in a country with banned guns, he clearly would have been less forced into retaliating to a possible concealed weapon by the victim...

and what does she need a wedding ring for, anyway?
i would say this is mostly her fault for not just placing all her valuables in a gift
basket out front just in case more deserving people needed them.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2013/0 ... ustis.html
Dec. 9, 1988*: Burlington - Burglary (4 years' probation)
Feb. 15, 1991*: Burlington - Unlawful possession of a handgun (5 years' probation)
Dec. 18, 1992*: Camden - Burglary (4 years' probation)
Jan. 15, 1993*: Burlington - Robbery and assault (10 years in jail)
Feb. 10, 1998: Paroled
April 22, 1998: Violated parole, returned to prison
Aug. 28, 1998: Released from jail
Jan. 14, 2000*: Camden - Resisting arrest/eluding police (9 years in jail)
April 14, 2000*: Burlington - Theft (5 years in jail)
May 14, 2000*: Gloucester - Burglary (5 years in jail)
Jan. 30, 2003: Paroled
July. 8, 2003: Violated parole and is sent back to prison
Feb. 27, 2004: Paroled
Sept. 22, 2004: Violated parole, sent to county jail
Aug. 26, 2005*: Union - Forgery (4 years in jail)
April 26, 2006: Sent to halfway house
July 10, 2006: Escaped from halfway house
Aug. 8, 2006: Union: Returned to prison
March 31, 2008: Released from prison
June 14, 2010*: Essex - Burglary (5 years' probation)
June 18, 2010*: Union - Burglary (5 years' probation)
April 1, 2011*: Burlington, Essex, Mercer, Middlesex - Burglary (3 years in jail)
Dec. 22, 2012: Released from prison
June 21, 2013: Essex - Charged in Millburn home invasion; incident captured on nanny cam

he's innocent, i tell ya!

sucracristo wrote: i would say this is mostly her fault for not just placing all her valuables in a gift
basket out front just in case more deserving people needed them.

Exactly !

Home owners are baiting these burglars and criminalizing them.
They even have the nerve to pull a gun once the burglar has accepted their invitation.
Somebody needs to make an example out of these maniacs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFEpaSAWVk

Is Taylor on something ? He may be in additional trouble:

http://www.BS.com/jermain-tayl ... ter--85685?

Is he still married? I could've swore he married a WNBA player long ago.