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Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 09:26
by Jake Speed
George Foreman on HBO bizarrely shouting "He's broken his legs!" after Lennox Lewis knocked down Michael Grant again at the end of the first round of their fight.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 14:04
by Old bones Ian
"And if he loses, it's because it's been written by Allah the 12 rounds you see here suggests that Allah knows how to spell Barrera, b-a-r-r-e-r-a." -
Jim Lampey during Naz vs Barrera, then at the end of the fight Lampey says I don't think Barrera like Naz much , George Foreman gets quite angry and tells Lampey to watch what he's saying

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 14:09
by bigjack
Jake Speed wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 09:26 George Foreman on HBO bizarrely shouting "He's broken his legs!" after Lennox Lewis knocked down Michael Grant again at the end of the first round of their fight.
Yes i thought that was a strange thing to say.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 17:51
by lillywhite14
Jake Speed wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 09:26 George Foreman on HBO bizarrely shouting "He's broken his legs!" after Lennox Lewis knocked down Michael Grant again at the end of the first round of their fight.
His leg buckled underneath him during one big knockdown. It did look mangled for a second or two

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 17:52
by lillywhite14
I remember Jim Watt declaring that Kevin Mitchell ‘has shown he belongs at world class level tonight’ after getting poleaxed in three rounds by Michael Katsidis! :lol:

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 17:53
by margaret thatcher
That seems to happen a lot, a guy will be totally handily beaten, yet somehow a commentator concludes that he really showed he's at that level

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 19:08
by forcefraser
Big Ron on Pricey when he folded against Hamer.

"He's exhaling his cheeks like a set of bellows"

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 19:23
by margaret thatcher
I gotta give it to Ronny though, his stuff is so ridiculous that it must take a good bit of creativity to pull it out on the spot so consistently :lol:

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 23:13
by Ricky
Boxerbeetle wrote: 04 Jan 2020, 17:59 Nothing will ever beat Adam Smith’s assurance that the word ‘Bomber’ on Bellew’s shorts was, in fact, not a reference to the Islamist terrorist attack carried out in Manchester about 6 months beforehand.
Fvck i forgot about that, couldn't believe my ears when the mug said that.


I remember years ago Barry Jones on BN didn't know how to subtract a point after a foul. He said "well, it can't be 9-9 cause it's a 10 point must system, so is that a 10-9 the other way!?'. The worst part is he's not the only pundit I've seen make that same mistake.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 01:03
by margaret thatcher
Ricky wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 23:13
Boxerbeetle wrote: 04 Jan 2020, 17:59 Nothing will ever beat Adam Smith’s assurance that the word ‘Bomber’ on Bellew’s shorts was, in fact, not a reference to the Islamist terrorist attack carried out in Manchester about 6 months beforehand.
Fvck i forgot about that, couldn't believe my ears when the mug said that.


I remember years ago Barry Jones on BN didn't know how to subtract a point after a foul. He said "well, it can't be 9-9 cause it's a 10 point must system, so is that a 10-9 the other way!?'. The worst part is he's not the only pundit I've seen make that same mistake.
Fighters are surprisingly clueless and dumb about the sport. If you find a fighter who is even average as a pundit, that makes him excellent compared to other fighters. I dunno, are boxers dumb?

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 10:44
by ILikeBeer
Jake Speed wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 09:26 George Foreman on HBO bizarrely shouting "He's broken his legs!" after Lennox Lewis knocked down Michael Grant again at the end of the first round of their fight.
I remember being in America, and we had David Tua vs Michael Moorer on. When Tua knocked him out in about 30 seconds.

They then had a lot of time to kill, so were basically trying to over-analyse the very little action that there was. Whoever it was doing ringside interviews found George Foreman in the crowd, and asked if Big George thought the win was comprehensive enough. And George goes, completely deadpan; "I'd say it was a decisive win for David Tua. He beat him in 30 seconds. You can't more decisive than that." :roll:

I was half expecting them to analyse what Tua did wrong to not win in 20 seconds. :lol:

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 10:45
by ILikeBeer
margaret thatcher wrote: 10 Jan 2020, 01:03 Fighters are surprisingly clueless and dumb about the sport. If you find a fighter who is even average as a pundit, that makes him excellent compared to other fighters. I dunno, are boxers dumb?
I expect getting hit in the head for most of your life can't help. :lol:

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 10:48
by ILikeBeer
Didn't Nigel Benn go off on one at one of the Audley Harrison fights that was on the BBC about how much better the coverage was when it was on ITV? :lol:

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 10:56
by ILikeBeer
Talking about the BBC, who was that absolute melon they used to get to do ring side interviews? Was it Garry Richardson?

I remember him going up to Howard Eastman once after Eastman had fought somebody who'd come in as a late replacement, and basically wouldn't let it go that the guy hadn't put in a bad performance.

Interviewer; "So, Howard. Your opponent wasn't very good tonight ,was he?"
Howard; "I would never say that about an opponent. I would never show them that disrespect."
Interviewer; "No I understand that, but he wasn't very good, was he?"
Howard; "To be fair, he only knew he was coming in at 48 hours notice, so I think he gave a good account of himself."
Interviewer; "Yeah, I appreciate the circumstances. But would it be fair to say that wasn't the sort of performance you'd expect in an opponent?"
Howard; "Well, like I said, he'd had very little warning or preparation for the fight and it took me into the middle-rounds. So I think it was fair play."
Interviewer; "Yeah but come on. He wasn't at his best, was he?"

There were several interviews like that. When he seemed to want to get a controversial sound byte rather than any sensible critique.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 12:02
by TheLeprechaun
Foreman made a comment during the Lewis Rahman 2 fight that was telling.

"Lewis may win but he will always remember... that night in Africa"

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 13:26
by Coco
ILikeBeer wrote: 10 Jan 2020, 10:56 Talking about the BBC, who was that absolute melon they used to get to do ring side interviews? Was it Garry Richardson?

I remember him going up to Howard Eastman once after Eastman had fought somebody who'd come in as a late replacement, and basically wouldn't let it go that the guy hadn't put in a bad performance.

Interviewer; "So, Howard. Your opponent wasn't very good tonight ,was he?"
Howard; "I would never say that about an opponent. I would never show them that disrespect."
Interviewer; "No I understand that, but he wasn't very good, was he?"
Howard; "To be fair, he only knew he was coming in at 48 hours notice, so I think he gave a good account of himself."
Interviewer; "Yeah, I appreciate the circumstances. But would it be fair to say that wasn't the sort of performance you'd expect in an opponent?"
Howard; "Well, like I said, he'd had very little warning or preparation for the fight and it took me into the middle-rounds. So I think it was fair play."
Interviewer; "Yeah but come on. He wasn't at his best, was he?"

There were several interviews like that. When he seemed to want to get a controversial sound byte rather than any sensible critique.
Wasn't that Gary Newborn?

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 14:04
by Autobarn
Jake Speed wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 09:26 George Foreman on HBO bizarrely shouting "He's broken his legs!" after Lennox Lewis knocked down Michael Grant again at the end of the first round of their fight.
Hahahaha!

I also remember Foreman saying Bowe v Holyfield 3 should be stopped “or he’ll (Holyfield) end up in a pine box.” That was pretty bad, even though his concerns were genuine.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 14:06
by Autobarn
What was it that Colin Hart said that got him removed from punditry?

Something about an old slapper, or something.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 14:07
by TheLeprechaun
"Six heads.. no chin" - Larry merchant after Andrew "6 heads" Lewis was starched by Mayorga

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 14:26
by (craig)
"Canelo will look at that and think I don't want any part of Callum he's all wrong for me" The Bomber after Callum smith got gifted a decision against John Ryder.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 14:49
by Ruthless-RKO
Old bones Ian wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 14:04 "And if he loses, it's because it's been written by Allah the 12 rounds you see here suggests that Allah knows how to spell Barrera, b-a-r-r-e-r-a." -
Jim Lampey during Naz vs Barrera, then at the end of the fight Lampey says I don't think Barrera like Naz much , George Foreman gets quite angry and tells Lampey to watch what he's saying
But much eh

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 16:32
by Delta Jay
This isn’t ridiculous I just like it

“He LOOK Irish. He IS Mexican. And he FIGHT like George Fo’man!”

Roy is my favourite commentator ever, I always thought he was cool as eff, had great technical insight and had could be very concise.

“He not gettin up, Jim.”

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 16:50
by Ambling Alp II
Autobarn wrote: 10 Jan 2020, 14:04
Jake Speed wrote: 09 Jan 2020, 09:26 George Foreman on HBO bizarrely shouting "He's broken his legs!" after Lennox Lewis knocked down Michael Grant again at the end of the first round of their fight.
Hahahaha!

I also remember Foreman saying Bowe v Holyfield 3 should be stopped “or he’ll (Holyfield) end up in a pine box.” That was pretty bad, even though his concerns were genuine.
Don't recall which fight it was, but this one really cracked me up:

Foreman: "The referee is the most important man in the ring......... (pause) ............ except for the two fighters".

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 10 Jan 2020, 17:38
by Delta Jay
Ambling Alp II wrote: 10 Jan 2020, 16:50
Autobarn wrote: 10 Jan 2020, 14:04
Hahahaha!

I also remember Foreman saying Bowe v Holyfield 3 should be stopped “or he’ll (Holyfield) end up in a pine box.” That was pretty bad, even though his concerns were genuine.
Don't recall which fight it was, but this one really cracked me up:

Foreman: "The referee is the most important man in the ring......... (pause) ............ except for the two fighters".

If that’s intentional it’s hilarious. His Twitter is brilliant if you’ve got that. He just talks to fans all day saying daft things, answering questions and you can tell it’s him.

Re: Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

Posted: 11 Jan 2020, 07:29
by Autobarn
Delta Jay wrote: 10 Jan 2020, 16:32 This isn’t ridiculous I just like it

“He LOOK Irish. He IS Mexican. And he FIGHT like George Fo’man!”
I just watched this fight after a Canelo dive deep. Think it was vs Carlos Baldomir or Matthew Hatton, one of those middling fights from before his peak. It was quite strange and funny.

Think RJJ also said Canelo’s different from all other Mexicans, because he doesn’t have “mediocre speed and power.”