BoxRec

Come on, how cheap can I do it, this late in the day?

I'll give you a limit of a £100.

Off you go.

What do you mean lazy.

Hitchhike with a german trucker.
He may want you to do things for your passage so i'd mostly spend the £100 on soap & a stiff bristled brush sturdy enough to scrub away the shame.

Of course if you could dig a little deeper i could make all the arrangments for a suprisingly modest sum...

How modest is modest?

Imagine if he got raped by a trucker both there and back.


"what are fcuking the odd's?" he thought

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Imagine if he got raped by a trucker both there and back.


"what are fcuking the odd's?" he thought

Chambers'll find the odds for us.

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Imagine if he got raped by a trucker both there and back.


"what are fcuking the odd's?" he thought

Once is bad luck, twice is....

Shirow wrote:Hitchhike with a german trucker.
He may want you to do things for your passage

Could also read, "Do things to your passage"

You would be pissed off if you got butt f*cked to get there and it only lasted one round

Actually....... I should really say no matter how long it lasted, I would be pissed off, there shouldn't be a level of how good a fight it is to make anal rape acceptable................ Although maybe all 3 Gatti-Wards in one night would come close

How do you feel about Romanian fishing boats?

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:How do you feel about Romanian fishing boats?

Not something that i imagine has been asked very often on these forums

doctorboxing wrote:

Shirow wrote:Hitchhike with a german trucker.
He may want you to do things for your passage

Could also read, "Do things to your passage"

My subtlety is wasted on you isn't it?

DavidPayne wrote:How modest is modest?

You'd need to triple your budget and at that price it would also mean getting from the airport to the hotel yourself instead of taking a private transfer.

Easy, if you booked today you can get ryanair from Stansted to Dusseldorf for £20 return, thats leaving thursday coming back monday. £38.28 for Fri to Mon. Bus to Essen from the Airport £28 Euro return. I'm just a logistical freakin genius me.

get aload of kraut sausages round your neck,perm your hair grow a muzzy,red lipstick & a crate of hoffmeister.
with a pair of chaps on & a david hasselhoff t-shirt & hitch hike
that will get you to germany.
you will be shirtless,out of beer & sausages...which you will never want to see again with your smudged lippy DD

I love going to Germany during the summer and standing around half naked in public spaces swigging beer from an unreasonably large glass and singing drinking songs (That for all know could be about Belsen...)

Also German women are the most underrated in the world.


And "backsies" are generally very much on the menu for your average Munich wench

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:I love going to Germany during the summer and standing around half naked in public spaces swigging beer from an unreasonably large glass and singing drinking songs (That for all know could be about Belsen...)

Also German women are the most underrated in the world.


And "backsies" are generally very much on the menu for your average Munich wench

I wonder how long it's going to be before some ignoramus makes a hairy armpits 'joke'.

Question for KG: are British women the worst in the world??

FLIGHTS . from Stansted 19th at 7.30am to Dusselfdorf
return 21st at 6.50 pm - £80

T Diddly wrote:Many British women, mine excluded, think that getting done up = pulling up the leggings and scraping the hair back.

That's how I generally get ready for a night out....

I've ordered us all matching spandex for Germany. Dooley, you'll need a full body shave before sliding it on, otherwise you'll head out looking like a badly packed pillow

Terry D wrote:

Carbo wrote:

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:I love going to Germany during the summer and standing around half naked in public spaces swigging beer from an unreasonably large glass and singing drinking songs (That for all know could be about Belsen...)

Also German women are the most underrated in the world.


And "backsies" are generally very much on the menu for your average Munich wench

I wonder how long it's going to be before some ignoramus makes a hairy armpits 'joke'.

Question for KG: are British women the worst in the world??

German women look after themselves. Many British women, mine excluded, think that getting done up = pulling up the leggings and scraping the hair back.

German women do look after themselves that's true, they actually go to the gym, a lot of them, and get this, actually do strenuous exercise.... and as a consequence some of them actually have shapely thighs and flat stomachs..

*coughs* sorry, ummm anyway

boxing, eh?

Terry D wrote:

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:
German women do look after themselves that's true, they actually go to the gym, a lot of them, and get this, actually do strenuous exercise.... and as a consequence some of them actually have shapely thighs and flat stomachs..

*coughs* sorry, ummm anyway

boxing, eh?

It will never catch on in the UK. Although I am against women in the gym, we must maintain standards.

Its like the bloody MCC in here, at times

Carbo wrote:

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:I love going to Germany during the summer and standing around half naked in public spaces swigging beer from an unreasonably large glass and singing drinking songs (That for all know could be about Belsen...)

Also German women are the most underrated in the world.


And "backsies" are generally very much on the menu for your average Munich wench

I wonder how long it's going to be before some ignoramus makes a hairy armpits 'joke'.

Question for KG: are British women the worst in the world??

well id say probably not, i was in Papa New Guinea a while ago, and the whole of the female population seemed to spend an awful lot of time with their fingers up their noses.

Its not that often you find yourself saying "I suppose that one would be alright if she could get her fcuking finger from up her nose"

or is it?

Terry D wrote:

Daddy Fat Sacks wrote:Rizpec'!

We are men, men can get away with the rugged look.

Spandex is Ok, matching t-shirts is a no-no, I am not sitting near a British flag, I must be called 'Herr Diddly', reasonable demands.

Have we decided on moustaches yet?

Pink Tee? With spandex and a moustache??

You'll look well cool 8)

If Terry has a tache he can sleep in someone else's room. His hands wander enough when he's clean shaven, let alone with a lip slug.

I believe Terrence has booked himself in to a nearby hotel for the night

I'll be bringing Laptop with sopcast for TUF 9 Finale

Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Its not that often you find yourself saying "I suppose that one would be alright if she could get her fcuking finger from up her nose"

or is it?

I've said that a few times in Cannocks dodgiest night club (Silks).

Other common Silks phrases are:
"Why do these 20 stone munters wear boob tubes and mini-skirts?"
"Fcuk'N'Ell she's got bad breath"
"Why the attitude Love?"