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Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:01
by Loynesy
Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?
Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:07
by dondada
Prime Suspect v Prime Minister Gordon Brown
Would DCI Jane Tennyson shag the morose Jock leaving him defenceless?
Or would the beleagured Parliamentarian give her a Glasgow kiss?
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:10
by Carbo
Primary Colors vs. Yes, Prime Minister -- a case of the British contender being good enough, for once, to cross the Atlantic and take on the best America has to offer?
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:11
by EddieShredder
Optimus Prime vs Primark
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:50
by mike john
prime real estate vs premium rate hot sex chat - £2.99 first minute, £1.99 each additional minute ( id imagine )
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:52
by Captain Hook
Loynesy wrote:Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?
Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.
Ha ha ha brilliant....get this man to Dusseldorf before he goes out of his mind :)
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:53
by Loynesy
Good debating. Any more "prime" battles?
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 11:55
by Loynesy
Captain Hook wrote:Loynesy wrote:Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?
Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.
Ha ha ha brilliant....get this man to Dusseldorf before he goes out of his mind :)
Plane about to take off, so normality will soon be restored...
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 12:03
by slapbangwhallop
Loynesy wrote:Captain Hook wrote:Loynesy wrote:Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?
Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.
Ha ha ha brilliant....get this man to Dusseldorf before he goes out of his mind :)
Plane about to take off, so normality will soon be restored...
This is a boxing forum FFS!
Primo Carnera v Optimus Prime!
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 12:04
by SDHammer
Primevil Ooze -v- Prime Mover (stock Market)
Primevil ooze by late KO.
The Ooze (from Bruges obviously) would smother the quicker opponent sapping all strength and forcing a late stoppage.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 12:28
by Poncey

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Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 12:43
by DG.
Who wins out of a diseased Rat and a cat with no head?
I posted this up on ESB years ago and it was very popular!
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Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 15:50
by Carbo
DG. wrote:Who wins out of a diseased Rat and a cat with no head?
I posted this up on ESB years ago and it was very popular!
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I can see why it was so popular. People are falling over themselves to guess at the answer.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 15:57
by Adamj1987
the deisese in teh cat so technically neither win
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 15:57
by mickeyb
Primary education vs sub-prime mortgages.
Sub-prime by recession-induced budgetary cutbacks.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 13 May 2009, 17:53
by DG.
The cat wins because the Rat stinks so the Cat feel wth estench wafting off it rat body and can just rip its head off then it's a Rat with a DISEASE and no head vs a healthy Cat with no head.
Simple!
Cat wins!
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 01:33
by Colesy
Primark v Marks and Sparks
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 02:24
by m1kee50
Marks and Sparks vs Celebrity Darts.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 02:47
by split_decision
Prime Time Recruitment vs Prime Time TV.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 02:50
by Carbo
DG. wrote:The cat wins because the Rat stinks so the Cat feel wth estench wafting off it rat body and can just rip its head off then it's a Rat with a DISEASE and no head vs a healthy Cat with no head.
Simple!
Cat wins!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 03:07
by teddy007
split_decision wrote:Prime Time Recruitment vs Prime Time TV.
One of the worst agencies in the uk.
Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 03:14
by DG.
Carbo wrote:DG. wrote:The cat wins because the Rat stinks so the Cat feel wth estench wafting off it rat body and can just rip its head off then it's a Rat with a DISEASE and no head vs a healthy Cat with no head.
Simple!
Cat wins!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
At least it's not 'pseudo'!

Re: Prime Rib v Prime Number
Posted: 14 May 2009, 03:19
by m1kee50
pound-4-pound vs "Expensive Bananas! Pound-for-a-pound!"