I had a dream about Wlad-Chageav
Posted: 09 Jun 2009, 07:18
So I had this totally bizarre dream last night about the Wlad-Chageav fight.
Basically as the ref is giving them their final instructions Chag is literally trying to get at Wlad, really pumped up. So the first bell goes and Chag buckles Wlad right away and for a short while it's an absolute brawl but Wlad starts to get on top, Chageav isn't having it and bites Wlad's nose, blood everywhere.
Somehow the Ruski doesn't get disqualified but the brawl continues into the second round from both of them, headbutts, kicking each other the lot, the ref disqualifies them both and waves the fight off but they aren't having it and just carry on. Some officials get in the ring and are just thrown back out, these two monsters are intent on killing each other.
Now Setanta don't know whether or not to keep the cameras rolling so gruesome has the spectacle become - it's not boxing anymore. But they do and word spreads around the world of the disgusting events unfolding. Setanta's subscription goes through the roof on the spot as bar owners across the Northern Hemisphere have no choice but sign up immediately or risk patrons rioting.
After 5 hours they are both so maimed and exhausted that German police are able to get into the ring and overpower the 2 combatants and bring matters to a halt.
Setanta have been saved by what happened with 1.2 million new subscribers gained in the blink of en eye and now create a new sport called 'Fighting' which will be exclusive on their channel.
And that was about it. Anyone want to know what I was drinking?
Basically as the ref is giving them their final instructions Chag is literally trying to get at Wlad, really pumped up. So the first bell goes and Chag buckles Wlad right away and for a short while it's an absolute brawl but Wlad starts to get on top, Chageav isn't having it and bites Wlad's nose, blood everywhere.
Somehow the Ruski doesn't get disqualified but the brawl continues into the second round from both of them, headbutts, kicking each other the lot, the ref disqualifies them both and waves the fight off but they aren't having it and just carry on. Some officials get in the ring and are just thrown back out, these two monsters are intent on killing each other.
Now Setanta don't know whether or not to keep the cameras rolling so gruesome has the spectacle become - it's not boxing anymore. But they do and word spreads around the world of the disgusting events unfolding. Setanta's subscription goes through the roof on the spot as bar owners across the Northern Hemisphere have no choice but sign up immediately or risk patrons rioting.
After 5 hours they are both so maimed and exhausted that German police are able to get into the ring and overpower the 2 combatants and bring matters to a halt.
Setanta have been saved by what happened with 1.2 million new subscribers gained in the blink of en eye and now create a new sport called 'Fighting' which will be exclusive on their channel.
And that was about it. Anyone want to know what I was drinking?
