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Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 09:53
by Poncey
No flavours?
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 12:09
by Spud
I blame McNeilly!!! - since that "Smoggie" git has come onto the scene he has persuaded "shep" to lower his standards!!!
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 13:12
by J
jeez Tel, whats with all the othello quotes both in posting and your location...
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 13:45
by banjo
Condoms, don't use them, won't use them.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 14:22
by rhino222
banjo wrote:Condoms, don't use them, won't use them.
exactly......contraception is a womans job (apart from my vasectomy of course), along with washing the dishes and ironing etc !!!
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 14:23
by Spud
rhino222 wrote:banjo wrote:Condoms, don't use them, won't use them.
exactly......contraception is a womans job (apart from my vasectomy of course), along with washing the dishes and ironing etc !!!
I dont think you will ever change!!!

Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 16 Jul 2009, 10:04
by dondada
Spud wrote:I blame McNeilly!!! - since that "Smoggie" git has come onto the scene he has persuaded "shep" to lower his standards!!!
The shop has nowt to do with me! Anyway, if I'd been told they were going to sell striped things to help prevent unwanted pregnancies, I'd have assumed Newcastle shirts were going on sale.
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Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 16 Jul 2009, 14:27
by Wrists
Very good Ian.
Its the purple smoke then in Boro that stunts fertility is it??

Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 03:37
by dondada
Wrists wrote:Very good Ian.
Its the purple smoke then in Boro that stunts fertility is it??

I swear Kev, if you had offered me at the start of last season that Boro would go down but you lot would come with us, I'd have snatched your hand off. The Premier League was getting sterile anyway. This is much more fun.
I understand that you have SEVEN players on 70K a week with THREE years left on each of their contracts. More than 70 fecking million quid outstanding on a handful of presumably shit players (definitely in the case of Damian Duff) - and that's just scratching the surface. And the club was so arrogant/foolish that the standard clauses that players had to feck off/take a huge pay cut in the event of relegation weren't included in the contracts either.
Bring back Freddie Shepherd! (who called you all thick for spending £40 on shirts which cost 50p to make; called all Geordie women dogs...and the fans still never got rid of him).
Aye, the trials and tribulations of a real 'big club'.

Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 03:41
by DavidPayne
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:Spud wrote:I blame McNeilly!!! - since that "Smoggie" git has come onto the scene he has persuaded "shep" to lower his standards!!!
The shop has nowt to do with me! Anyway, if I'd been told they were going to sell striped things to help prevent unwanted pregnancies, I'd have assumed Newcastle shirts were going on sale. :D
Will the women have to wear them? Not often you see two tits in a Newcastle shirt.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 04:25
by rhino222
DavidPayne wrote:Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:Spud wrote:I blame McNeilly!!! - since that "Smoggie" git has come onto the scene he has persuaded "shep" to lower his standards!!!
The shop has nowt to do with me! Anyway, if I'd been told they were going to sell striped things to help prevent unwanted pregnancies, I'd have assumed Newcastle shirts were going on sale.
![[icon_e_biggrin.gif] :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
Will the women have to wear them? Not often you see two tits in a Newcastle shirt.
you can normally see 11 on a saturday afternoon..about 3pm....

Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 08:26
by Wrists
Cracking bit of business for Downing there Ian??
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 08:35
by dondada
Wrists wrote:Cracking bit of business for Downing there Ian??
You're right, Kev. The little bastard has been moaning for two years. He can be very good when he's in the mood but he just produced less and less for us.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 09:41
by DavidPayne
I think Gareth looks very good in a suit and it always very intense in interview.
Helps escape the fact he loses a lot of football matches.
But then he does rely on a lot of youngster and considering he marked strikers for 15 years in the top level of the game, he's fkking useless as buying them.
Mido-Alves-King
Have there been any worse investment than:
Alves and Maccarone.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 09:56
by dondada
DavidPayne wrote:I think Gareth looks very good in a suit and it always very intense in interview.
Helps escape the fact he loses a lot of football matches.
But then he does rely on a lot of youngster and considering he marked strikers for 15 years in the top level of the game, he's fkking useless as buying them.
Mido-Alves-King
Have there been any worse investment than:
Alves and Maccarone.
Maccarone was OK. Didn't really get a long enough run in the side and at least got us a couple of key goals which took us to the UEFA Cup final. Used to work his bollocks off too.
Alves is the single main reason we got relegated. £12 million and he only got a handful of goals. If he'd have even got ten league goals we'd have probably stayed up. Missed about 20 one on ones. Then the cheeky wanker goes and turns up two days late for pre-season training because he was having difficulty getting a flight back. From Holland.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 10:16
by DavidPayne
I always thought there could have been a beautiful montage of all his fkk ups with Randy Crawford signing the soundtrack.
Alves, you lucky, lucky thing......
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 10:34
by dondada
DavidPayne wrote:I always thought there could have been a beautiful montage of all his fkk ups with Randy Crawford signing the soundtrack.
Alves, you lucky, lucky thing......
Randy fecking Crawford could have carried the forward line better herself.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 10:43
by DavidPayne
Joan Armatrading a the back.
Is David Wheater the new Michael Ricketts?
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 17 Jul 2009, 11:20
by dondada
DavidPayne wrote:Joan Armatrading a the back.
Is David Wheater the new Michael Ricketts?
Very good player, Wheater. Drops the odd bollock but he gets about ten times as much work to do as he would if he played for a top team. Good in attack too. Future England international, as soon as he f*cks us off.
Re: Boxrec flogging novelty condoms?
Posted: 18 Jul 2009, 13:44
by Spud
McNeilly, Payne and the snake they call "Rhino"!! - mock all you want gentlemen
I am going up in the world and with it I am getting more romantic - only today I took my wife to see Newcastle United whoop Darlington - nope the "mighty" Darlington - 7 goals to 2 - with a fantastic two goals from what can only be described as the world class Shoala Ameobi!!!
May I remind all of you this is a boxing forum and not a Spud bashing or Magpie bashing forum - just all grow up!!!
