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WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 11:37
by kevo
In keeping with his 'Give the Little Guy a Chance' campaign, Michael 'The People's Champ' Spinks has requested that his SSO taskmasters give eight lucky pugs the chance to fight in a WBU Title Elimination Tournament.
the fighter chosen for this event are:
DARIUSZ MICHALCZEWSKI 5-3-1 (3)
JACK DELANEY 3-0-0 (2)
TOMMY BURNS 6-3-0 (3)
BILLY CONN 6-3-0 (1)
MAURO MINA 5-1-2 (3)
YOUNG STRIBLING 6-3-0 (3)
CHRIS EUBANK 5-2-2
OTIS GRANT 3-1-0 (2)
Subs:
Danny Green
Michael Moorer
Glencoffe Johnson
Robin Reid
If all managers agree for their fighters to participate in this ground breaking, one of a kind event, then we'll get started in week 11.
If any managers reject the offer, then their fighter will be replaced by another eligible fighter.
If any of the participating fighters rank exceeds 15 during the tournament, they are still eligible to fight for the title thanks to our fair and honorable Commish.
Below are the randomly generated first round fights.
Round 1 Quarter Finals
QF 1 - DARIUSZ MICHALCZEWSKI 5-3-1 (3) Vs YOUNG STRIBLING 6-3-0 (3)
QF 2 - JACK DELANEY 3-0-0 (2) Vs 16 MAURO MINA 5-1-2 (3)
QF 3 - CHRIS EUBANK 5-2-2 Vs OTIS GRANT 3-1-0 (2)
QF 4 - BILLY CONN 6-3-0 (1) Vs TOMMY BURNS 6-3-0 (3)
Round 2 Semi Finals
SF 1 - Winner QF 1 Vs Winner QF 3
SF 2 -Winner QF 2 Vs Winner QF 4
Round 3 Final
Winner SF1 Vs Winner SF 2 ~WBU Final Eliminator~
Yours sincerely,
kevo
CEO SimSlug Out Promotions
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 12:06
by jBacca
I have a feeling Tunney will be thrusted in to the top 15, sooner rather than later, and request that he be replaced with Philadelphia Jack O'Brien?
Yours truly.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 12:16
by kevo
22nd raked Tunney? You sure? This could be your only chance to capture a belt.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 12:38
by allworld80
The WBU title may one day be the most coveted of all with groundbreaking ideas like this. Well done Kevo.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 12:38
by kevo
Thanks Commish
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Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 13:39
by jBacca
kevo wrote:22nd raked Tunney? You sure? This could be your only chance to capture a belt.
Where is the faith?
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 13:44
by kevo
Sorry man, I just meant that Tunney is a tough mofo, and that other belt holders will try and avoid him. The risk outweighs the reward.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 13:56
by jBacca
After this week where Tunney takes on a difficult fight in Loughran (Tunney never ducks), he will be carefully working his way in to a mandatory position for the top belts.
'Operation Tunney will Twat you' starts in week 11.
More glory to SSM!
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 16:06
by BoxBuzz
No GBP fighters named?
WHY?
Because GBP is the most feared name in SimBoxing. That's why.
We wear this as a badge of honor and appreciate that Kevo recognizes the danger.
Spinks, Tunney, Burns, Braddock.....HW names that have no business within this tournament, and yet the one "HW" champ who has managed to win a "title" shows they know that you don't mess around with true HW's. Namely Conn and Rosenbloom, the current GBP stable.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 16:58
by kevo
BoxBuzz wrote:No GBP fighters named?
WHY?
Because GBP is the most feared name in SimBoxing. That's why.
We wear this as a badge of honor and appreciate that Kevo recognizes the danger.
Spinks, Tunney, Burns, Braddock.....HW names that have no business within this tournament, and yet the one "HW" champ who has managed to win a "title" shows they know that you don't mess around with true HW's. Namely Conn and Rosenbloom, the current GBP stable.
You need new specs Grandpa, Billy Conn was named in the tournament draft!!!
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:04
by kevo
***GENE TUNNY WITHDRAWS FROM THE TOURNAMENT. TAKING HIS PLACE IS MAURO MINA***
I take it from BoxBuzz' moaning, that he wants his fighter in the tourny.
that just leaves:
MADBALL1982
HOMICIDEHENRY
FIST OF LEGEND
SMALLY BIG PLUMS
ADAMJ1987
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:12
by Adamj1987
ill take it
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:16
by Fist of Legend
if #17 Young Stribling wins, he'll surely be ranked higher than #15 and be ineligible to fight for the WBU so I would be stupid to let him fight in this tournament. Let's just call it as it is....Spinks is scared of Young Stribling.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:20
by kevo
Fist of Legend wrote:if #17 Young Stribling wins, he'll surely be ranked higher than #15 and be ineligible to fight for the WBU so I would be stupid to let him fight in this tournament. Let's just call it as it is....Spinks is scared of Young Stribling.
Hmm, you make one good point (and one ridiculous one)
Could the Commish see fit to allow a fighter with a higher rank than 15 fight for the WBU title? Only for the duration of the Tourney though. This way I won't have to disqualify any fighters or their moaning, bitching managers.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:22
by Marlin
Once again the pome bastards request breaking the rules...

Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:23
by kevo
Once again the Aussie Convicts sticking their thieving noses where they're not wanted or needed

Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:26
by allworld80
Stribling is not currently in the top 15, so if he enters the tourney that way it's fine by me.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:29
by kevo
tzyuforever wrote:Stribling is not currently in the top 15, so if he enters the tourney that way it's fine by me.
Unlucky Marlin. Best get back to sucking SAV's dick.

Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:33
by Fist of Legend
tzyuforever wrote:Stribling is not currently in the top 15, so if he enters the tourney that way it's fine by me.
ok, i will allow Strib to participate as long as he will not be disqualified for winning, should he do so.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 17:34
by kevo
Excellent.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 26 Jan 2010, 19:43
by toppity
fewer........... True Blue Promotions has been ducked yet again
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 07:46
by BoxBuzz
kevo wrote:BoxBuzz wrote:No GBP fighters named?
WHY?
Because GBP is the most feared name in SimBoxing. That's why.
We wear this as a badge of honor and appreciate that Kevo recognizes the danger.
Spinks, Tunney, Burns, Braddock.....HW names that have no business within this tournament, and yet the one "HW" champ who has managed to win a "title" shows they know that you don't mess around with true HW's. Namely Conn and Rosenbloom, the current GBP stable.
You need new specs Grandpa, Billy Conn was named in the tournament draft!!!
New Specs? Nonsense, you added us after we complained to hide your despicability. Then you thought it would be cute to match us against a fighter who should not be in the tournament at all. And besides, whether it was there or not is irrelevant. We FELT left out, and that is just as important as BEING left out. It's politically incorrect to allow others to FEEL left out. An apology is in order if nothing else for placing Conn's name at the bottom of the roster, we stopped looking after we read the first name. Who knew you would attempt to confuse and confound by placing the great name of Billy Conn "in the mix"?
Has anyone agreed to these terms? Will Spinks be "resting up" as Conn disposes of the people you have placed in his way? I imagine the answer is "YES.
I think Yosemite Sam said it best when he spoke the words, "You're Despicable".
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 10:51
by kevo
toppity wrote:fewer........... True Blue Promotions has been ducked yet again
1) Roy Jones is in the top 15 and is therefore ineligble for the title.
2) Who the fornicate would duck Danny Green?
Tell you what, i'll stick him in as one of the Subs, save any more whinging and crying on your part.
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 10:52
by kevo
BoxBuzz wrote:kevo wrote:BoxBuzz wrote:No GBP fighters named?
WHY?
Because GBP is the most feared name in SimBoxing. That's why.
We wear this as a badge of honor and appreciate that Kevo recognizes the danger.
Spinks, Tunney, Burns, Braddock.....HW names that have no business within this tournament, and yet the one "HW" champ who has managed to win a "title" shows they know that you don't mess around with true HW's. Namely Conn and Rosenbloom, the current GBP stable.
You need new specs Grandpa, Billy Conn was named in the tournament draft!!!
New Specs? Nonsense, you added us after we complained to hide your despicability. Then you thought it would be cute to match us against a fighter who should not be in the tournament at all. And besides, whether it was there or not is irrelevant. We FELT left out, and that is just as important as BEING left out. It's politically incorrect to allow others to FEEL left out. An apology is in order if nothing else for placing Conn's name at the bottom of the roster, we stopped looking after we read the first name. Who knew you would attempt to confuse and confound by placing the great name of Billy Conn "in the mix"?
Has anyone agreed to these terms? Will Spinks be "resting up" as Conn disposes of the people you have placed in his way? I imagine the answer is "YES.
I think Yosemite Sam said it best when he spoke the words, "You're Despicable".
Is you in, or is you out?
Re: WBU Elimination Tournament
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 11:32
by BoxBuzz
We will wipe and flush Tommy Burns in the normal course of a day's business.
However....when does this begin? We are booked this week.