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UPDATE: Judge Lane resolves Rosenbloom Kidnapping Case

Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 18:15
by BoxBuzz
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Judge Lane claims "Beelzabub at it again".

Judge Mills Lane has agreed to defend GBP "Pro Bono" as the entire GoldenBuzz organization is currently bankrupt and in financial disarray as a result of a recent downturn of luck (or is it a matter of luck?.) Judge Lane was very surprised that the current commissioner was led down the primrose path by Mr Satan.


"It is simply clear to us that GBP never relinquished control of Max Rosenbloom as they made no claim to another fighter to take his place. When news spread about it up here in the Pearly Gates district we knew Beelzebub (also known as SAV on the BRS board) was up to the same sort of nonsense he is famous for. It is clear that our client (GoldenBuzz Promotions) was intent on continuing there legal and binding management contract with Mr Rosenbloom who also resides in our district and is very disappointed with the "quick claim" antics of Mr Satan. "


Lane went on to say, "A staying order has been filed with the powers that be, and all we can do is wait and see what the commissioner says after reviewing all the facts." We hope to make the case that SAV misrepresented the facts to the commish and jumped on a "quick claim deed" that would not be recognized as binding in any court of law in the western world.

SAV/ Beelzebub is also the manager of the steroid infected freakazoid that is Tiger J Fox and is also under a parallel investigation regarding the Sports medical authority, in regards to wholesale trafficking of performance enhancing sim drugs.

Re: Judge Lane back from dead to file injuction on behalf of GBP

Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 18:17
by SAV
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Judge Lane announces settlement of Rosenbloom kidnapping cas

Posted: 13 Feb 2010, 00:13
by BoxBuzz
SAV wrote: u want maxie back you got it.


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Judge Mills Lane says hes "satisfied" with final outcome.
CASE CLOSED

Judge Mills Lane acting Ombudsman for GBP successfully settled the Rosenbloom kidnapping case today. SAV promotions has admitted to 3 counts of fraudulent activities including misrepresenting information to the commissioner. In an unrelated matter He also plead guilty to several acts of lewd and insipid deviancy.

GBP has never and will never abandon our draft picks. We are an organization that promotes loyalty as one of it's guiding principals. The very idea that we would consider leaving our initial draft picks behind is ludacrisp. It's sad that these young turks think they can go about acting like thugs in such a manner. SAV's mob like approach to the SimBoxing game has once again cast a dark shadow on a sport that was just beginning to reclaim it's sterling reputation in the wake of the great data shredding scandal that nearly wiped out it's credibility as well as it's noble history.

Re: UPDATE: Judge Lane resolves Rosenbloom Kidnapping Case

Posted: 13 Feb 2010, 00:50
by SAV
we figured this season wouldnt be complete without a brutal beating of maxie. we look forward to taking his cheeks when he stops pouting and steps in the ring again.