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Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 13:58
by Londonirish
MachoMan09 wrote:I am just re-watching Roy Jones vs John Ruiz. During the first 20 seconds or so of the fight, George Foreman said:

"This night, the referee is going to be the most important man in the ring other than the fighters."

Are there any other daft commentary quotes you can think of?


:lol: What was he thinking saying that :roll:

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 14:13
by hurlock
cant remember any commentary ones :confused:

bring back gary mason he was tv gold :DDD

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 15:04
by Jesus
larry merchant- "wladimir klitschko is so perfect you wonder whats wrong with him".....didnt think that made much sence....

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 15:25
by pnejon
Cant remember who came out with this one, bit of a classic after a Guzman fight "this guy really is the best pound 4 pound fighter at his weight"

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 15:30
by Rixxy
MachoMan09 wrote:I am just re-watching Roy Jones vs John Ruiz. During the first 20 seconds or so of the fight, George Foreman said:

"This night, the referee is going to be the most important man in the ring other than the fighters."

Are there any other daft commentary quotes you can think of?

:lol: :lol: haha quality

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 16:17
by hitman_hatton1
george foreman (who else :D) - mayweather-corrales.

george: it only takes 1 shot from a puncher like this.

larry merchant: let him lose a round first george. :OhYes:

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 17:49
by rob12344
larry - "im told a lot of females tune in to watch wladimir klitschko every time he fights.. and judging from his looks, i can see why". :lol:

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 17:52
by rob12344
larry after kirk johnson got beaten by vitali

"this whale has just been harpooned!"

adam smith has some dreadful commentary moments. I remember when Richard Williams was fighting, Smith used to shout "HES NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!" when Williams was coming on in a fight. Also, "SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE!!!" every time a corner man says "f*ck".

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 17:55
by MrBoxingUK2
rob12344 wrote:larry after kirk johnson got beaten by vitali

"this whale has just been harpooned!"

adam smith has some dreadful commentary moments. I remember when Richard Williams was fighting, Smith used to shout "HES NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!" when Williams was coming on in a fight. Also, "SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE!!!" every time a corner man says "f*ck".
i hate adam smith with a passion, what a knob sack he is. he hasn't a clue what he's on about.

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 18:00
by jameswilson
MrBoxingUK2 wrote:
rob12344 wrote:larry after kirk johnson got beaten by vitali

"this whale has just been harpooned!"

adam smith has some dreadful commentary moments. I remember when Richard Williams was fighting, Smith used to shout "HES NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!" when Williams was coming on in a fight. Also, "SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE!!!" every time a corner man says "f*ck".
i hate adam smith with a passion, what a knob sack he is. he hasn't a clue what he's on about.
But do you like him?

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 18:00
by MrBoxingUK2
jameswilson wrote:
MrBoxingUK2 wrote:
rob12344 wrote:larry after kirk johnson got beaten by vitali

"this whale has just been harpooned!"

adam smith has some dreadful commentary moments. I remember when Richard Williams was fighting, Smith used to shout "HES NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!" when Williams was coming on in a fight. Also, "SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE!!!" every time a corner man says "f*ck".
i hate adam smith with a passion, what a knob sack he is. he hasn't a clue what he's on about.
But do you like him?
NO

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 18:04
by kevo
MrBoxingUK2 wrote:
jameswilson wrote:
MrBoxingUK2 wrote: i hate adam smith with a passion, what a knob sack he is. he hasn't a clue what he's on about.
But do you like him?
NO
Can't fault his enthusiasm, but he gets on my tits.

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 18:08
by jameswilson
kevo wrote:
MrBoxingUK2 wrote:
jameswilson wrote: But do you like him?
NO
Can't fault his enthusiasm, but he gets on my tits.
Adam Smith or MrBoxingUK?

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 18:10
by jameswilson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijlud3ygzqg

About 8.05

Mike Tyson - 'I take my hand off to you.'

Always has me in hysterics for some reason.

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 18 Apr 2010, 18:27
by kevo
jameswilson wrote:
kevo wrote:
MrBoxingUK2 wrote: NO
Can't fault his enthusiasm, but he gets on my tits.
Adam Smith or MrBoxingUK?
:lol:

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 05:13
by dbf
jameswilson wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijlud3ygzqg

About 8.05

Mike Tyson - 'I take my hand off to you.'

Always has me in hysterics for some reason.
"dissapear into Bolivia"

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 05:51
by Britannian Stallion
During the last Olympics the commentator said "There have been some injuries in boxing and even some deaths too, but none of them too serious"

I also remember the BBC commentator after Haye v Thompson twice proclaiming "David Haye's career is in tatters" once the fight was over. A little bit premature, especially with hindsight

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 06:04
by black panther
Britannian Stallion wrote:During the last Olympics the commentator said "There have been some injuries in boxing and even some deaths too, but none of them too serious"

I also remember the BBC commentator after Haye v Thompson twice proclaiming "David Haye's career is in tatters" once the fight was over. A little bit premature, especially with hindsight
Yes Jim Neilly always used to come up with some howlers! I'm sure there was a thread a few years ago dedicated to Neilly's commentary blunders. Couldn't find it though. :(

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 06:15
by Britannian Stallion
black panther wrote:
Britannian Stallion wrote:During the last Olympics the commentator said "There have been some injuries in boxing and even some deaths too, but none of them too serious"

I also remember the BBC commentator after Haye v Thompson twice proclaiming "David Haye's career is in tatters" once the fight was over. A little bit premature, especially with hindsight
Yes Jim Neilly always used to come up with some howlers! I'm sure there was a thread a few years ago dedicated to Neilly's commentary blunders. Couldn't find it though. :(

I got sent this list a while back. Not strictly boxing but a funny read:

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God,
what have I just said?

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 07:08
by forcefraser
Livingstone Cole wrote:Steve Holdsworth on Euorosport.
"Martin Jolley, lost more than he's won so you wouldn't really all him an elite fighter..... but what can you expect from a man with ginger hair."
Did he really say that?? Quality effort.

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 10:12
by n1ebf
pnejon wrote:Cant remember who came out with this one, bit of a classic after a Guzman fight "this guy really is the best pound 4 pound fighter at his weight"
haha, great stuff :lol:

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 10:23
by Adamj1987
Livingstone Cole wrote:Steve Holdsworth on Euorosport.
"Martin Jolley, lost more than he's won so you wouldn't really all him an elite fighter..... but what can you expect from a man with ginger hair."
:lol:

love it

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 10:45
by Jon Saxon
Livingstone Cole wrote:Steve Holdsworth on Euorosport.
"Martin Jolley, lost more than he's won so you wouldn't really all him an elite fighter..... but what can you expect from a man with ginger hair."
That is fuking priceless.


I remember he also said "and I bet his wife's no oil painting either!"

Re: Stupid commentary quotes

Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 15:32
by Rixxy
Adamj1987 wrote:
Livingstone Cole wrote:Steve Holdsworth on Euorosport.
"Martin Jolley, lost more than he's won so you wouldn't really all him an elite fighter..... but what can you expect from a man with ginger hair."
:lol:

love it
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