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"Huh? Shellsuit Mafia International? What's all that about eh?"

Well if you shut the f*ck up for one minute i'll tell you!

As you will be aware HoF trainer and Commisioner Neri retired last season, leaving the SSM with only two members.

"Two Members? But that's not enough for a Mafia. Even two managers as talented, handsome and well hung as kevo and jBacca aren't powerful enough to stand up to The Alliance and the general noobishness of the rest of the Sim!"

This is very true. Although kevo and jBacca have a good record Vs The Alliance (and an excellent one Vs the Noobs), they've decided to recruit a couple of equally talented & handsome (and no doubt well hung) mangers to help stem the tide of faggotry and noobishness in the Sim.

And so, by the powers vested in me, I am going to anoint two new 'Honorary Scousers' and bring them into the SSM Fold.

Introducing First...HoF Inductee.....Manager of the most successful fighter of all time.....

SAV!

And last, but by no means least, a relative newcomer to the Sim, but one who's short tenure in the sport has provided many titles and high profile wins.....ladies and gentlemen

glittermonkey!


Also, Bosstycoon.


There you go, balance is restored. A perfet blend of experience and youth, HoF credentials and up and coming youngbloods.

Is. fornicating. Right.


Shellsuit Mafia International

London - Paris - LA - Bootle

The word legendary is often overused, but it fits this like a glove. I am proud to align myself with men who embody all that is good in the world of BRS. This is truly the simday of simdays.

Ah yes...the rat semen. I had a wonderful record against you lot last season, if I remember rightly. :)

I'm surprised that GM would lower himself to this level. SAV, on the other hand...

hitman09 wrote: I had a wonderful record against you lot last season, if I remember rightly. :)

Probably did, although overall SSM V TA was pretty close I think. I was 9-1 vs TA at one point.

A historical date in the BRS calender.

This announcement will have the Alliance quaking in their male uggs, the noobs none the wiser, and Buzz upping the dosage of his prescriptions.



Shellsuit Mafia International

London - Paris - LA - Bootle

kevo wrote:

hitman09 wrote: I had a wonderful record against you lot last season, if I remember rightly. :)

Probably did, although overall SSM V TA was pretty close I think. I was 9-1 vs TA at one point.

Against you I was 3-3 I think.
Olivares beat Miller and Pedroza, and lost 3 times to Saldivar, while Pacquiao won a razor thin decision vs Miller. Unfortunately, Saldivar-Pacman never happened.

As for the others, Saldivar beat Griffo and Pedroza beat Lewis, while Miller lost to Hamed, leaving me 2-1 vs jBacca. My only fight vs Neri was a comfortable Saldivar win over Tarleton.

So..6-4. Reasonable, I suppose. Saldivar was 5-0. Miller lets the side down badly, slumping to 0-3.

hitman09 wrote:

kevo wrote:

hitman09 wrote: I had a wonderful record against you lot last season, if I remember rightly. :)

Probably did, although overall SSM V TA was pretty close I think. I was 9-1 vs TA at one point.

Against you I was 3-3 I think.
Olivares beat Miller and Pedroza, and lost 3 times to Saldivar, while Pacquiao won a razor thin decision vs Miller. Unfortunately, Saldivar-Pacman never happened.

As for the others, Saldivar beat Griffo and Pedroza beat Lewis, while Miller lost to Hamed, leaving me 2-1 vs jBacca. My only fight vs Neri was a comfortable Saldivar win over Tarleton.

So..6-4. Reasonable, I suppose. Saldivar was 5-0. Miller lets the side down badly, slumping to 0-3.

You were the anomaly in the Alliance, but still weren't dominant with what, 5th or 6th pick?

jBacca wrote:

hitman09 wrote:

kevo wrote: Probably did, although overall SSM V TA was pretty close I think. I was 9-1 vs TA at one point.

Against you I was 3-3 I think.
Olivares beat Miller and Pedroza, and lost 3 times to Saldivar, while Pacquiao won a razor thin decision vs Miller. Unfortunately, Saldivar-Pacman never happened.

As for the others, Saldivar beat Griffo and Pedroza beat Lewis, while Miller lost to Hamed, leaving me 2-1 vs jBacca. My only fight vs Neri was a comfortable Saldivar win over Tarleton.

So..6-4. Reasonable, I suppose. Saldivar was 5-0. Miller lets the side down badly, slumping to 0-3.

You were the anomaly in the Alliance, but still weren't dominant with what, 5th or 6th pick?

10th, actually. Well behind Neri and Kevo.

Jbacca-Stable war week 1?

I'm game.

... and just so you know, Napoles is going to slaughter Whittaker.

kevo wrote:

hitman09 wrote: I had a wonderful record against you lot last season, if I remember rightly. :)

Probably did, although overall SSM V TA was pretty close I think. I was 9-1 vs TA at one point.

You started out well against us but didn't end so good.

I don't have the exact figures but I know Attell went on to dominate Pacquiao and Olivares x2.

I destroyed Detroit over a few matches.
Who else was in the Alliance?
Who was your other fighter Grimm?

jBacca wrote:I destroyed Detroit over a few matches.
Who else was in the Alliance?
Who was your other fighter Grimm?

Some guy you were terrified of.

Grimm wrote:

jBacca wrote:I destroyed Detroit over a few matches.
Who else was in the Alliance?
Who was your other fighter Grimm?

Some guy you were terrified of.

Oh I just remembered.

One of the worst simfighters of all time.

Grimm wrote:

Grimm wrote:

jBacca wrote:I destroyed Detroit over a few matches.
Who else was in the Alliance?
Who was your other fighter Grimm?

Some guy you were terrified of.

Oh I just remembered.

One of the worst simfighters of all time.

Let's leave it at that then.

JUAN LAPORTE???

Think I must have been 2-0 against you then.

jBacca wrote:... and just so you know, Napoles is going to slaughter Whittaker.

Can't see that. Who ever slaughtered Pernell Whitaker?

Chavez.

viva los shellsuits!

DetroitHxC wrote:

jBacca wrote:I destroyed Detroit over a few matches.
Who else was in the Alliance?
Who was your other fighter Grimm?

Detroyed? I seem to remember beating your guys a few times.

Chacon beat Griffo once, only for Griffo to get his revenge twice. Who was your other punk?

DetroitHxC wrote:

jBacca wrote:

DetroitHxC wrote: Detroyed? I seem to remember beating your guys a few times.

Chacon beat Griffo once, only for Griffo to get his revenge twice. Who was your other punk?

Didn't you have Hamed?

Whoa that's right.

How many times was Hamed regulated?

Hamed only fought decent fighters though for the 5 fights I had him.

Who was your other, Detroit?

Ted Lewis was a beast, and only bettered twice.

It's kinda funny that kevo just makes you guys be in ssm.

He didn't ask you to join or anything, he just said hey you guys are my bitches.