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Alan Minter quote...
Posted: 01 Dec 2003, 17:33
by adamiw
read it in the daily mail tv guide...
something like this 'There are injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious.'
WTF does he mean? What context was it said in?
Re: Alan Minter quote...
Posted: 01 Dec 2003, 17:38
by bennie
adamiw wrote:read it in the daily mail tv guide...
something like this 'There are injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious.'
WTF does he mean? What context was it said in?
It was a blooper, Adamiw. Like these:
He looks up at him through blood smeared lips
Harry Carpenter
Marvellour oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue
Harry Carpenter
It's not one of Bruno's fastest wins... but it's one of them
Harry Carpenter
I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight
Mark Kaylor
This boxer doing what's expected of him, bleeding from the nose
Harry Carpenter
He's got a cut on his left eye... it's just below his eyebrow
Harry Carpenter
I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round
Alan Minter
Pedroza - the crown on his head hanging by a thread.
Harry Carpenter
No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win - he goes in hoping to win
Henry Cooper
They said it would last two rounds - they were half right, it lasted four
Harry Carpenter
Standing there making a sitting target of himself
Terry Lawless
I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time
Mark Kaylor
The Mexicans... these tiny little men from South America
Harry Carpenter
Now it comes to a simple equation - who can stand the heat
Harry Carpenter
The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he ?
Harry Carpenter
I don't know what impressive is, but Joe was impressive tonight
Marlene Bugner
It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport
Joe Bugner
Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers
Harry Carpenter
I can only see it going one way, that's my way. How it's actually going to go I can't really say.
Nick Wilshire
Posted: 01 Dec 2003, 18:20
by bennie
I know you've probably read these other quotes before, but they're still worth a laugh. I particularly like the Elisha Obed one.
He's gonna need an industrial-strength toothpick to pick the leather out of his teeth. I'm gonna hit this man so hard he's gonna grow an Afro.
Michael Olajide before fighting Iran Barkley, who knocked out Olajide on the night.
Earnie Shavers hit me, man, and knocked me face down on the canvas. I was in the land of make believe. I heard saxophones, trombones. I saw little blue rats, and they were all smoking cigars and drinking whisky.
James 'Quick' Tillis
Francesco Damiani punches with all the violence and bad intentions of Mahatma Gandhi.
Jerry Izenberg
I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.
Chris Finnegan
Jack Dempsey hits like an epileptic pile-driver.
Harry C.Witwert
Larry Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.
Randall 'Tex'Cobb
My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.
Chuck Wepner
I don't know, I've never hit myself.
Elisha Obed on being asked to name his best punch
It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face.
James J. Braddock on being hit by Joe Louis
Don't matter where the fight is. My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.
Sonny Liston on his fight with Floyd Patterson being switched to the Windy City
The bell went ding and I went dong.
Lloyd Honeyghan on hitting Johnny Bumphus while he was still rising from his stool
It opens a spacious firmament to the bewildered eyes, wherein you discover more planets in a second than most distinguished astronomers observe in a lifetime.
Professor Ned Donnelly on taking a punch, The Art of Boxing (1897)
Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.
Archie Moore
The right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things which is more blessed to give than to receive.
P. G. Wodehouse
When you're knocked down with a good shot, you don't feel pain. In fact it's a very lovable feeling. Maybe it's like taking dope. It's like floating. You feel you love everybody - like a hippie, I guess.
Floyd Patterson (1970)
Posted: 01 Dec 2003, 18:42
by adamiw
bennie wrote:Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you.
you sure that weren't Bunce?
What about the Tyson one after one of his fights he said something like:
'I tried to hit him on the tip of the nose so it would push up into his brain'. Nice guy. 8)
Posted: 01 Dec 2003, 20:43
by MightyWarrior
Favorite boxing quote from James "Quick" Tillis:
I finally got off the bus to NY city and put my bags down. I looked up and said "New York, here I am!!"
I looked down, and my bags were gone.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 06:16
by jamesmcdonnell
That is a very funny quote.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 08:06
by jamesmcdonnell
Lest we forget, Alan Minter also had a rather less amusing quote which involved the words 'title' 'person' and Marvin Hagler'
I'd have loved to have seen what would have happened if he said that to Marvin's face in the street.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 08:47
by MightyWarrior
I think his actual words if I remember were
"I'm not gonna lose my title to a black man" Ooops!
He was one of the worst commentators the BBC ever employed - could barely string a sentence together. Looked a bit of a nutter too, and after a few stories of wife beating he was quickly dropped.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 09:44
by Kilburn
How about Jim Neilly on saturday:
"Damon Hague that was an interesting performance, you must be pretty pleased - apart from the loss...."
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 09:50
by knockout artist
MightyWarrior wrote:I think his actual words if I remember were
"I'm not gonna lose my title to a black man" Ooops!
He was one of the worst commentators the BBC ever employed - could barely string a sentence together. Looked a bit of a nutter too, and after a few stories of wife beating he was quickly dropped.
I met Alan Minter at the Boxing memorabelia fair in Hammersmith a couple of years ago.
He is the rudest most obnoxious man I have ever met.
I was talking with him in the car park of the Novotel and Minter said to me why dont you fornicate Off, youve never been Middleweight Champion.
I replied your a sad old man, and I for one am glad that Tony Sibson kicked the shit out of you.
Minter said fornicate Off, but left it at that.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 09:50
by bennie
Kilburn wrote:How about Jim Neilly on saturday:
"Damon Hague that was an interesting performance, you must be pretty pleased - apart from the loss...."
Jim Neilly, back to his worst.
I enjoyed it when Najib Daho was interviewed by Gary Newbon on "Fight Night" back in the late 80's. Newbon had a reputation for being hard on fighters, and was not well liked in the trade. Najib didn't speak great English and must have heard other fighters and Jack "Daniels" Trickett slagging off "Newbon" and assumed Newbon was his first name.
Because at the end of the interview, Daho said in his broken English, "Thank you, Newbon!"
It was spontaneously hilarious.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 09:54
by bennie
knockout artist wrote:MightyWarrior wrote:I think his actual words if I remember were
"I'm not gonna lose my title to a black man" Ooops!
He was one of the worst commentators the BBC ever employed - could barely string a sentence together. Looked a bit of a nutter too, and after a few stories of wife beating he was quickly dropped.
I met Alan Minter at the Boxing memorabelia fair in Hammersmith a couple of years ago.
He is the rudest most obnoxious man I have ever met.
I was talking with him in the car park of the Novotel and Minter said to me why dont you fornicate Off, youve never been Middleweight Champion.
I replied your a sad old man, and I for one am glad that Tony Sibson kicked the shit out of you.
Minter said fornicate Off, but left it at that.
Minter and his dad hospitalised a German security guard at the Munich Olympic village in 1972. Minter nearly got sent home, and the story was hushed up.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 09:59
by knockout
i can never forgive Minter for that quote about Hagler...
what made it worse he was all up Tysons ass when Mike was over here to fight Julius..... obviously Mike isnt a person like Marvin
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 10:10
by theguvnor
He was one of the worst commentators the BBC ever employed - could barely string a sentence together. Looked a bit of a nutter too, and after a few stories of wife beating he was quickly dropped.
I couldnt watch the Colin Jones / Milton McCrory fight due to laughing because of Minters commentary. He pronounced McCrory's name as Me-cory.
i thought it amusing when he continually anounced that - quote - "Jones is really hurting me cory".
For those of you that dont no, - Cory was a slang word for penis
Another funny quote from Minter.
" I would be champion now if it wasnt for Haglar" This was said 3 years after he lost ithe title.
He looked at the interviewer, thought about it for a moment then added , "maybe"
The correct quote about not losing the title to Hagler is correct, he never used the word "person", give him credit for that at least
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 10:16
by jamesmcdonnell
Bennie, you would know, wasn't it the 'N' word Minter used?
I will never forget the horrendous scenes when the 'boxing fans' showered the ring with bottles in a show of 'appreciation
Maybe he learnt his lesson after one black man kicked his arse all over the ring, or maybe
Alan Minter is, and ever was a complete and utter wanker, just like his retarded 'boxing fan' supporters who should have stuck to ganging up on asians and chanting racist bollocks on the terraces.
Minter was only ever champion because Hagler got shafted in his first fight agaist Antefuermo, otherwise he would have got battered in his attempt against Hagler.
Minter's attitude is a complete disgrace, and he is rightly noted as nothing more than a footnote in boxing history.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 10:26
by MightyWarrior
I do respect Minter the boxer - a truly hard man and an excellent boxer too. Went over the America and won a real, undisputed title ( even if he did bring his own judge with him ).
Started out as a banger before they realised he was going to cut so easily, so switched to a slighty more cautious approach in his climb to the top.
And Hagler didn't exactly cover himself with glory in the 1st Vito fight. Marv always said he was robbed but Vito came on strong late in the fight to make it close, so a draw might've been the right result.
Minter outside the ring was a loose cannon though and he truly deserved the beating he took from Hagler that night.
Posted: 02 Dec 2003, 10:27
by bennie
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Bennie, you would know, wasn't it the 'N' word Minter used?
I will never forget the horrendous scenes when the 'boxing fans' showered the ring with bottles in a show of 'appreciation
Maybe he learnt his lesson after one black man kicked his arse all over the ring, or maybe
Alan Minter is, and ever was a complete and utter wanker, just like his retarded 'boxing fan' supporters who should have stuck to ganging up on asians and chanting racist bollocks on the terraces.
Minter was only ever champion because Hagler got shafted in his first fight agaist Antefuermo, otherwise he would have got battered in his attempt against Hagler.
Minter's attitude is a complete disgrace, and he is rightly noted as nothing more than a footnote in boxing history.
No, it wasn't James. He said, "I'm not going to lose my title to a black man," and later stepped on the scales in union jack underpants. The nationalism was all too obvious at a time of real racial tension in most cities in England (there were riots a year later), and led to the ugly scenes of bottle-throwing after the fight. I wasn't at the fight, but Martin Creasey was there for Boxing News and said the atmopshere was racially charged to say the least. There was a lot of racial flak flying around before the fight. Kevin Finnegan was quoted in the press as saying Hagler refused to touch gloves with him in their first fight, saying, "I don't touch white skin." It's small wonder people got caught up in the hatred. I'll never forget what Martin Creasey told me. He said, if he had had a bottle, he'd have thrown it, too. That's what the atmosphere was like in the arena.