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I want the following rule changes brought into Prizefighters ASAP.

1. Fighter must throw 100 punches per round or he is given community service.
2. Round card girls take of an item of clothing per knockdown of the competition.
3. All judges must be former fighters.
4. Fighters that lose in the quarter final, should then start a one round mini-tournament, where the winner is the guy that lands the most punches.
5. If the crowd don't reach a certain decibel level, the round card girls are replace by fat heffers.
6. The referee can stop the fight at any time and slap any fighter that he wants to try harder.
7. Fighters must wear manly shorts.
8. If a fighter lands a low blow, then it's little kid rules and the other fighter gets a free shot in the knackers. Same goes for head butts and rabbit punches.
9. Members of the crowd that shout out "I could do better myself", will receive a automatic fight with the winner.
10. If the judges can't seperate the fighters, then we go to rock, paper, scissors.
11. If the referee is not doing his job properly, he get's a dead leg or chinese burn.

and finally

12. All fighters must drink 18 cans of Red Bull before each fight and three in between each round - no toilet breaks allowed.

Livingstone Cole wrote:So, is Prizefighter on crack or are you?

I'm really bored at work, it's sunny outside and I'm stuck in a big glass building, which has zero customers in it. So, maybe crack is the answer.

keithmoonhangover wrote:I want the following rule changes brought into Prizefighters ASAP.

1. Fighter must throw 100 punches per round or he is given community service.
2. Round card girls take of an item of clothing per knockdown of the competition.
3. All judges must be former fighters.
4. Fighters that lose in the quarter final, should then start a one round mini-tournament, where the winner is the guy that lands the most punches.
5. If the crowd don't reach a certain decibel level, the round card girls are replace by fat heffers.
6. The referee can stop the fight at any time and slap any fighter that he wants to try harder.
7. Fighters must wear manly shorts.
8. If a fighter lands a low blow, then it's little kid rules and the other fighter gets a free shot in the knackers. Same goes for head butts and rabbit punches.
9. Members of the crowd that shout out "I could do better myself", will receive a automatic fight with the winner.
10. If the judges can't seperate the fighters, then we go to rock, paper, scissors.
11. If the referee is not doing his job properly, he get's a dead leg or chinese burn.

and finally

12. All fighters must drink 18 cans of Red Bull before each fight and three in between each round - no toilet breaks allowed.

That made me laugh, I like rule number 9 especially

And new CEO Business advisor of Matchroom sports Keith Moon

BIGMARK wrote:EDDIE HEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you reading this? make it so and if not all the new rules at least throw us a bone and give us No2

http://twitter.com/#!/eddiehearn

Check out his tweets!

loving number 9

old school

BIGMARK wrote:

leforge wrote:

BIGMARK wrote:EDDIE HEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you reading this? make it so and if not all the new rules at least throw us a bone and give us No2

http://twitter.com/#!/eddiehearn

Check out his tweets!

I just been catching up on twitter and saw it for those who dont have twitter here is what Eddie wrote:
EddieHearn Eddie Hearn
Just read one of the funniest forum posts ever..on Box Rec 'Prizefighter on crack' check it out!

I'm famous for 15 seconds!

keithmoonhangover wrote:

Livingstone Cole wrote:So, is Prizefighter on crack or are you?

I'm really bored at work, it's sunny outside and I'm stuck in a big glass building, which has zero customers in it. So, maybe crack is the answer.

Cracking the glass building would leave you without a job tho surely.

jameswilson wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote:

Livingstone Cole wrote:So, is Prizefighter on crack or are you?

I'm really bored at work, it's sunny outside and I'm stuck in a big glass building, which has zero customers in it. So, maybe crack is the answer.

Cracking the glass building would leave you without a job tho surely.

Too true. I'm home now though and all is good in the world, no crack needed.

keithmoonhangover wrote:

jameswilson wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote: I'm really bored at work, it's sunny outside and I'm stuck in a big glass building, which has zero customers in it. So, maybe crack is the answer.

Cracking the glass building would leave you without a job tho surely.

Too true. I'm home now though and all is good in the world, no crack needed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7M ... re=related

jameswilson wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote:

jameswilson wrote: Cracking the glass building would leave you without a job tho surely.

Too true. I'm home now though and all is good in the world, no crack needed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7M ... re=related

It's the dude from Rock 'n' Rolla!

I like the clip though mate.

keithmoonhangover wrote:

BIGMARK wrote:

leforge wrote: http://twitter.com/#!/eddiehearn

Check out his tweets!

I just been catching up on twitter and saw it for those who dont have twitter here is what Eddie wrote:
EddieHearn Eddie Hearn
Just read one of the funniest forum posts ever..on Box Rec 'Prizefighter on crack' check it out!

I'm famous for 15 seconds!

I thought this was going to be a Prizefighter containing the heavyweight title challengers of the 80s

All my sensible suggestions at the start of the thread and (The Only Way Is) Eddie Hearn goes for doing the draw in the ring.

And my ideas were all well thought out.

funny thread i would like to see

1 Betting guy replaced by hagler2002
2 Ed Robinson replaced by Jane Couch
3 Johnny Nelson must present in his underwear so TJ77 Mrs can see his thunder thighs
4 MC to be Lenne Hardt

One of the funniest things I have ever read on this forum, so much so I nearly choked on my sandwich!!!

demolitiondaley wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote:I want the following rule changes brought into Prizefighters ASAP.

1. Fighter must throw 100 punches per round or he is given community service.
2. Round card girls take of an item of clothing per knockdown of the competition.
3. All judges must be former fighters.
4. Fighters that lose in the quarter final, should then start a one round mini-tournament, where the winner is the guy that lands the most punches.
5. If the crowd don't reach a certain decibel level, the round card girls are replace by fat heffers.
6. The referee can stop the fight at any time and slap any fighter that he wants to try harder.
7. Fighters must wear manly shorts.
8. If a fighter lands a low blow, then it's little kid rules and the other fighter gets a free shot in the knackers. Same goes for head butts and rabbit punches.
9. Members of the crowd that shout out "I could do better myself", will receive a automatic fight with the winner.
10. If the judges can't seperate the fighters, then we go to rock, paper, scissors.
11. If the referee is not doing his job properly, he get's a dead leg or chinese burn.

and finally

12. All fighters must drink 18 cans of Red Bull before each fight and three in between each round - no toilet breaks allowed.

That made me laugh, I like rule number 9 especially

Not much chance of you getting a fight with a fan then is there

Promoter Prizefighter?

Frank v Barry

Little Frank v Eddie

Hennessey vs ......er...Adam Smith

carlbcfc wrote:Promoter Prizefighter?

Frank v Barry

Little Frank v Eddie

Hennessey vs ......er...Adam Smith

Jane Couch vs any W****n

I wish I'd watched the last prizefighter on crack.

Also can we have cash bonuses or your missues weight in beer for knockdowns and knockouts too please.

IRLangmaid25 wrote:Also can we have cash bonuses or your missues weight in beer for knockdowns and knockouts too please.

Done. Come on Handsome Eddie Hearn. Let's do it.

keithmoonhangover wrote:I want the following rule changes brought into Prizefighters ASAP.

1. Fighter must throw 100 punches per round or he is given community service.
2. Round card girls take of an item of clothing per knockdown of the competition.
3. All judges must be former fighters.
4. Fighters that lose in the quarter final, should then start a one round mini-tournament, where the winner is the guy that lands the most punches.
5. If the crowd don't reach a certain decibel level, the round card girls are replace by fat heffers.
6. The referee can stop the fight at any time and slap any fighter that he wants to try harder.
7. Fighters must wear manly shorts.
8. If a fighter lands a low blow, then it's little kid rules and the other fighter gets a free shot in the knackers. Same goes for head butts and rabbit punches.
9. Members of the crowd that shout out "I could do better myself", will receive a automatic fight with the winner.
10. If the judges can't seperate the fighters, then we go to rock, paper, scissors.
11. If the referee is not doing his job properly, he get's a dead leg or chinese burn.

and finally

12. All fighters must drink 18 cans of Red Bull before each fight and three in between each round - no toilet breaks allowed.

Mixed in with jagermeister as well.

IRLangmaid25 wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote:I want the following rule changes brought into Prizefighters ASAP.

1. Fighter must throw 100 punches per round or he is given community service.
2. Round card girls take of an item of clothing per knockdown of the competition.
3. All judges must be former fighters.
4. Fighters that lose in the quarter final, should then start a one round mini-tournament, where the winner is the guy that lands the most punches.
5. If the crowd don't reach a certain decibel level, the round card girls are replace by fat heffers.
6. The referee can stop the fight at any time and slap any fighter that he wants to try harder.
7. Fighters must wear manly shorts.
8. If a fighter lands a low blow, then it's little kid rules and the other fighter gets a free shot in the knackers. Same goes for head butts and rabbit punches.
9. Members of the crowd that shout out "I could do better myself", will receive a automatic fight with the winner.
10. If the judges can't seperate the fighters, then we go to rock, paper, scissors.
11. If the referee is not doing his job properly, he get's a dead leg or chinese burn.

and finally

12. All fighters must drink 18 cans of Red Bull before each fight and three in between each round - no toilet breaks allowed.

Mixed in with jagermeister as well.

Maybe we should give some to Junior Witter next time. Might liven him up.