Froch goes to hospital with ear problem
Posted: 03 Jun 2011, 05:28
freddydoesdallas wrote:Someone needs to introduce him (and Glyn) to the fabulous world of cotton buds
That's a good point actually. It's just a case of an unnatural amount of earwax being produced, quicker than you can squidge it about with the old cotton bud, right? Does it come on all at once, like, & drip & swell like something from an H.P. Lovecraft short story & pour out of the ears in an amorphous yellow tidal wave? Or do your ears just go "pop" one day & you realise you can't hear or what?freddydoesdallas wrote:Someone needs to introduce him (and Glyn) to the fabulous world of cotton buds
Scottrf wrote:freddydoesdallas wrote:Someone needs to introduce him (and Glyn) to the fabulous world of cotton budsBad idea if he's had previous perforations (or at all really). They wont clear your ear fully anyway, just remove the outer wax.
That's right Scott. Trust me people, cotton buds are not the answer.Scottrf wrote:freddydoesdallas wrote:Someone needs to introduce him (and Glyn) to the fabulous world of cotton budsBad idea if he's had previous perforations (or at all really). They wont clear your ear fully anyway, just remove the outer wax.
Bear in mind this will be boring as hell:Datsue wrote:Scottrf wrote:freddydoesdallas wrote:Someone needs to introduce him (and Glyn) to the fabulous world of cotton budsBad idea if he's had previous perforations (or at all really). They wont clear your ear fully anyway, just remove the outer wax.
But where does the inner wax go?
Or rather, am I pushing my earwax into the space where my brain used to be?
King Geedorah wrote:Waxy ears are a big problem. One that goes unnoticed until it is sorted out. I once knew a guy who had a huge lump of wax stuck in his ear for over a month. It almost drove him mad but was dislodge quite by accident when he let out a massive sneeze. He immediately noticed the difference to his audibility and become a huge fan of King Crimson.
My advice is to use either baby oil, unscented, or special oily stuff from the chemist to break up and dislodge the wax.
You don’t just ram it home, though, you have to put yourself in a reclining position, administer the drops and then use some cotton wool pads, not balls, to block the ear hole and prevent leakage.
I guess you’ve spotted the problem with this. Yes, the cotton runs the risk of absorbing the drops and negating the treatment. So you’ve got to be gentle with the pads, double them over and just pop them in slightly, treating your ear like a virgin’s vagina. And I don’t mean that you have to take it out for a few meals and meet the parents.
Wait for ten minutes, take the pads out and notice the difference. You will feel the wax breaking up. Whack some King Crimson on, Starless And Bible Black does it for me, and you will notice the difference in sound, it is like Robert Fripp is hitting you over the head with a sitar.
Oh, make sure you do this at night as you don’t want this shit tumbling out at work. Also ensure that you change your pillowcase, the shit can get messy.
I have never had to have my ears syringed.
You can also use cod liver oil.
Work away.
I wish I wasn't, trust me!Counter-puncher wrote:if nothing else, this thread has established that scott is the go-to guy for all inner-ear related queries.
Not too hot though Scott! Almost as dangerous as cotton buds otherwise.Scottrf wrote:I wish I wasn't, trust me!Counter-puncher wrote:if nothing else, this thread has established that scott is the go-to guy for all inner-ear related queries.
King G seems to have game too, wont work for everyone though. Olive oil works too, heated up.
don't sell yourself short, scott. we all have our niche in lifeScottrf wrote:I wish I wasn't, trust me!Counter-puncher wrote:if nothing else, this thread has established that scott is the go-to guy for all inner-ear related queries.
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I had mine syringed a few weeks back,nurse told me not to ever use cotton buds...PS i loved the feelingGlyn Leach wrote:That's right Scott. Trust me people, cotton buds are not the answer.Scottrf wrote:freddydoesdallas wrote:Someone needs to introduce him (and Glyn) to the fabulous world of cotton budsBad idea if he's had previous perforations (or at all really). They wont clear your ear fully anyway, just remove the outer wax.
It wasn't a press release. I'd say more gay, if it's just ear wax. If there's more to it than meets the ear, could be interesting.MachoMan09 wrote:Is a press release about getting your ears flushed out/syringed more or less gay than one about man flu. It'd be a close run thing.
3 hours in a hospital waiting room with a cotton bud in his ear...... Sorry I shouldn't laugh butKing Geedorah wrote: Cotton buds are a danger. I know one person who had to go to hospital after using one. The tip got lodged right up there. We waited three hours for a doctor. I was effing fuming.
MachoMan09 wrote:Quite. I suppose one way of heading off leakage about a fighter getting badly buzzed/knocked down in sparring could be to say that said fighter had an ear problem that impacted his balance.Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:It wasn't a press release. I'd say more gay, if it's just ear wax. If there's more to it than meets the ear, could be interesting.MachoMan09 wrote:Is a press release about getting your ears flushed out/syringed more or less gay than one about man flu. It'd be a close run thing.
Hur hur. He said 'leakage'! (Apologies, a Beavis and Butt-Head moment.)
... nah, not bitingMachoMan09 wrote:On that note, I think I will take my leave and discharge myself.