BoxRec

He really does post like Crease. I'm starting to wonder...

Owl wrote:maybe you should be wondering about updating your records.

Detroit and I are always up to date woth our records.

Owl, updating records is of high value, and I would like YOU to show an example of stellar leadership...not by complaining...(which is your right of course) but by becoming a shining example for others to follow!

Your record clearly indicates that you have on several occasions directed the Lummox to "run as fast as your feet can take you" from the path of "THE ROCK". Could you update this rather abysmal record (perhaps as early as THIS WEEK) to properly reflect one defeat at the hands of "THE ROCK"? This would simply entail the act of dropping your title (at this point meaningless anyway) and facing "THE ROCK" in the simulated square ring.....Something you have failed to do thus far.

Thank you in advance for your assured compliance with this small "record keeping" task.

As an added incentive, GBP will properly reflect this win, (in addition to all of it's other notable lop sided wins), in the records dept upon evidence of your manifest compliance to this small record keeping task.

We hope our willingness to take a step in your direction inspires you to finally and at long last "do the right thing"!!!

We understand your convuluded response. Fear is paralyzing. We suggest a 10 step program of rehab for you and the Lummox.

If things start to pick up for George, perhaps I might do so... But at the moment, I'd rather there not be a written recording of George's and Joe's respective seasons.

I update my records every 4 to 5 fights or so, that is just the way I've always done it.

Make me, noob.

Come on Great One, you should be setting a good example to noobies like me.

'Frilla wrote:Make me, noob.

x2.

Nothing wrong with when you do it, as long as it gets done at some stage.

Owl wrote:Dear Overmind / Overlord / Commish /Mover of light

Would it be possible to not allow fighters to fight for a week if their management has not updated their fight records?

It really does not take that much time. It does not need to be all fancy, just need to put wins, losses, and name against who in a chronological order.

I mean I tried along with JDC and Crease to remind people this.... but we have no power.

May you, grand master, use your powers for good?

Yours truly, devoted and fearful of your grandeur, Owl.

Kid, all I can say is... You've got a lot to learn about this place.

But you get a: for trying.

Owl, while I do appreciate you sticking to protocol when addressing me, I can't force anyone to update their records if they don't want to.

I will say it doesn't take much time to do and can easily be accomplished in between stroke sessions while watching porn, but it's not mandatory.