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Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 05:35
by glens73
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 05:38
by JDC
Thats World shocked then

Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 05:49
by MightyWarrior
The return of Richard Keys.....which begs the question: if a tree falls in an empty forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make any sound ?
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 05:50
by Josh1111
If this is the big announcement that is going to shock the world, i'm shocked? What a tool FW really is
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 05:56
by glens73
I'd have thought Paul Dempsey would have been enough.
Some good fights to be shown while it's free.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 05:57
by dondada
I wonder if he'll have to do what he's doing on Talk Sport at the moment?
"Buy ten bags of quick drying cement at Wickes and get one free - this is a LIMITED offer so please, please hurry down to your local branch."
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:03
by stevek3lly
Sorry Frank, this hasn't shocked me at all. now if he announced Andy Gray was joining him and appointing Jane Couch as his co-presenter then that would shock me.
Imagine Andy Gray trying his sexist chat with our Jane, I give him 20 mins before she would knock him out.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:09
by dondada
stevek3lly wrote:Sorry Frank, this hasn't shocked me at all. now if he announced Andy Gray was joining him and appointing Jane Couch as his co-presenter then that would shock me.
Imagine Andy Gray trying his sexist chat with our Jane, I give him 20 mins before she would knock him out.
In 'Keysey's' terminology, Jane would 'smash' the pair of them

Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:14
by Terrrrry
Does Keys actually know anything about boxing?
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:17
by KOMAN
Terrrrry wrote:Does Keys actually know anything about boxing?
He knows F*ck all about Boxing just like he did about Football :P
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:18
by stevek3lly
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:stevek3lly wrote:Sorry Frank, this hasn't shocked me at all. now if he announced Andy Gray was joining him and appointing Jane Couch as his co-presenter then that would shock me.
Imagine Andy Gray trying his sexist chat with our Jane, I give him 20 mins before she would knock him out.
In 'Keysey's' terminology, Jane would 'smash' the pair of them

Ha ha.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:19
by DavidPayne
Any man who shaves at 8am and has a 9am shadow deserves respect.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:21
by MightyWarrior
Terrrrry wrote:Does Keys actually know anything about boxing?
Almost certainly not. They should really pair him up with a female co -presenter, to give the show a more modern contemporary feel, preferably topless.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:24
by DavidPayne
MightyWarrior wrote:Terrrrry wrote:Does Keys actually know anything about boxing?
Almost certainly not. They should really pair him up with a female co -presenter, to give the show a more modern contemporary feel, preferably topless.
Lucy Pinder has a great set of lungs for noisy arenas.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:37
by Counter-puncher
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:stevek3lly wrote:Sorry Frank, this hasn't shocked me at all. now if he announced Andy Gray was joining him and appointing Jane Couch as his co-presenter then that would shock me.
Imagine Andy Gray trying his sexist chat with our Jane, I give him 20 mins before she would knock him out.
In 'Keysey's' terminology, Jane would 'smash' the pair of them

i would pay to watch that
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 06:55
by Jeff Thomas

Holy sh!t- what a shocking turn of events...
Lets be honest; its not the first time FWP have oversold an event though is it?
Its not a good sign of their forthcoming announcements if they consider this one globallly shocking
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 07:33
by King Tubby
That should get the doubters rushing to subscribe.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 07:47
by Josh1111
Thinking back, the interview where Frank said it would shock the world, was this not carried out by keys? Maybe it was tongue in cheeky because they both knew what was coming
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 07:57
by BillyTKid
DavidPayne wrote:Any man who shaves at 8am and has a 9am shadow deserves respect.
Hands or face?
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 08:04
by Glyn Leach
MightyWarrior wrote:Terrrrry wrote:Does Keys actually know anything about boxing?
Almost certainly not. They should really pair him up with a female co -presenter, to give the show a more modern contemporary feel, preferably topless.
Presented on Sky right at the start, Holyfield-Douglas or something, mispronounced Evander. "EVunder." I'm sad, remember shit like this
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 08:11
by freddydoesdallas
Is this really news? Is it really going to make punters who are on the fence think 'now i have to spend a tenner on this, Keyseys back!'.
Surely announcements for a tv channel called allegedly should really be about boxing
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 08:12
by forcefraser
Cardiff-Lad1 wrote:DavidPayne wrote:Any man who shaves at 8am and has a 9am shadow deserves respect.
Brilliant!!

I think Keys actually waxes his hands. Back in the day he was like Peter Reid on Rogaine, these days his hands are like a brazilian`s snatch.
Good old Keys, go round there any night the week and find Redknapp hanging out the back of it.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 08:30
by bfchunk
Amazing. This is like a JFK being shot moment. "I can remember where I was when Richard Keys was named as a allegedly Presenter".
Seriously, Keys, Dempsey AND Rosenthal. That's a lot for 2 cards per week
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 08:40
by Dan Dares
What a load of toss - was this the big announcement?
If allegedly would have bothered to do a even a little bit of market research, they'd realise that most people don't want Keys as a presenter of anything. That's why he's on TalkSport.
Re: Richard Keys allegedly Presenter
Posted: 26 Sep 2011, 08:47
by JamesH
Dan Dares wrote:What a load of toss - was this the big announcement?
If allegedly would have bothered to do a even a little bit of market research, they'd realise that most people don't want Keys as a presenter of anything. That's why he's on TalkSport.
I was wondering if it was just me! He's clearly capable, but for me, he just doesn't seem to have any likeability about himself as a presenter. I don't hate the guy, I just don't like watching him.
Rosenthal is the better signing, but MM's comment about the Keys appointment making publicity/press hits the nail on the head.