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Johnson awarded unprecedented "shared" Lonsdale Title.

Posted: 26 Oct 2011, 15:27
by BoxBuzz
Jack Johnson fouls himself into the first ever Lonsdale "eunuchs" belt. And manages a clever if dubious "Technical Draw" with THE ROCK.

For the first time this season THE ROCK is not the sole owner of the Lonsdale distinction and this is likely disturbing to those who require a clear and present champion on whom they can rely.

Johnson's managment have admirably made the decision to a second contest in as many weeks. Such rare courage is to be admired.

The confusion will soon come to an end, and the Sim World will once again be given a single CHAMPION in whom we can once again place our complete faith.

Re: Johnson awarded unprecedented "shared" Lonsdale Title.

Posted: 26 Oct 2011, 18:26
by Crease
:roll:
Well Joe Louis will never be Lonsdale Champion because Marciano will never face him...
(Due only to cowardice in the part of of his Manager).

Re: Johnson awarded unprecedented "shared" Lonsdale Title.

Posted: 26 Oct 2011, 20:04
by BoxBuzz
WEEK 25 RESULTS OF LONSDALE and WBC TITLES
WBC HEAVWEIGHT TITLE
P4P1 VS BOXBUZZ
JACK JOHNSON VS ROCKY MARCIANO
RESULT: TECHNICAL DRAW

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"Coin of the BRS Realm" struck in Solid Silver to celebrate THE ROCK'S 10 Contiguous defenses of the Lonsdale title.
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Jack Johnson contemplates his "foul ways" all the while accepting his current shared Lonsdale Championship with THE ROCK, via his current status as "Lonsdale Eunuch".