Page 1 of 2

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 10:06
by TheCobra
'puncheees in buncheees'

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 10:25
by Lightsoot
Livingstone Cole wrote:Simple enough.
Get bingo cards, write down some of his usual phrases and tick 'em of as you go.

'His legs have sagged'

'knocked the fight out of him'

'he's just not finding the target'

And of course;

'There's no snap in his punches'


Any more?
Boxer A needs to feint, get Boxer B to make the first move and then counter.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 11:27
by Tomasino
These are just arm punches!

Love it when he says "nut", since that's how we say no. It's always nice when you hear a familiar accent in amoungst the annoying ones.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 17:23
by steve689
Ben Carey wrote:Boxer A needs to feint, get Boxer B to make the first move and then counter.
You beat me to it. I can almost hear him saying it now.

Or what about, "He clearly hasn't been near the gymnasium Adam."

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 17:42
by orbtastic
Arm punches

He's ragged

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 17:44
by MightyWarrior
That was BANG on the chin.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 17:52
by smoothmoves
I play a similar game with richie woodhall. See if you can guess how many times he'll say "believe you me" in an evening.

As for Mr Watt, "he's got nothing left in the tank"

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 18:07
by Glyn Leach
He's just not (your choice of what he's just not doing)

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 13 Nov 2011, 18:59
by TheCobra
John Rawling Bingo:

'You could hear the BUZZ OF ACCLAIM from the audience'

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 14 Nov 2011, 09:06
by oliverfennell
Calling anyone below light-heavyweight and/or below 5'9" a "little fellow".

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 14 Nov 2011, 09:18
by Deadendgeneration
A drinking game in the making this is.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 14 Nov 2011, 12:20
by bad mamma jamma
How about Duke McKenzie “straight down the pipe”

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 15 Nov 2011, 09:55
by oliverfennell
bad mamma jamma wrote:How about Duke McKenzie “straight down the pipe”
What consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is of no concern to me.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 15 Nov 2011, 10:46
by Flashing Blade
Rawling:

'His work's starting to look a little disorganized'

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 15 Nov 2011, 10:53
by Wake up call
A US one.

Jim Lampley whenever someone lands more than one punch at a time: "And another...and another..and another."

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 15 Nov 2011, 18:01
by wesley05
If it's not bruken dunt fix it

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 15 Nov 2011, 19:17
by girv
He's ahead/behind on ma card

He simply has nothing left

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 15 Nov 2011, 19:24
by Brit Ryan
I know it is probably a bit mean to say this but what drives me mad is:
(a) the sheer amount he talks; and
(b) the repetive nature of his commentary

I only just wish I could press the red button and get rid of it

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 09:20
by Flump
Rawling:
Penny for his thoughts at the moment.

Anyone else miss Ian Darke?

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 10:31
by orbtastic
Have we had full-blooded shots yet?

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 11:28
by Tomasino
Flump wrote:Rawling:
Penny for his thoughts at the moment.

Anyone else miss Ian Darke?


Not in the slightest. Last time I seen him he changed his mind about David Haye winning his fight with Valuev while Jim Watt stuck to his guns. Can't stand Darker, very biased, in the style of Richie Woodhall.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 16:39
by Giancarlo
Rawlings (to co-commentator):

"How did you score that round?"

Because he knows he has absolutely no idea what he has just "seen" and need to be told what happened.

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 16:44
by plymouthskinhead
Giancarlo wrote:Rawlings (to co-commentator):

"How did you score that round?"

Because he knows he has absolutely no idea what he has just "seen" and need to be told what happened.

Co-commentator- 'I scored it to the Mexican'. Rawlings 'I gave that one even'.

Jim Watt, 'He's fighting the wrong fight, he's not keeping him at range'...

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 21:14
by NazNaci1
Jim Lampley: 'Harold, how do you have it?'

Followed by....

Harold Letterman: 'Ok Jim, .........'


Jim Lampley: 'He has scored with more power shots according to our CompuBox stats.....'

Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

Posted: 16 Nov 2011, 21:19
by crusader
bengulnaci1 wrote:Jim Lampley: 'Harold, how do you have it?'

Followed by....

Harold Letterman: 'Ok Jim, .........'

Jim Lampley: 'He has scored with more power shots according to our CompuBox stats.....'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBi7fpb ... re=related

:D