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No Baloney - By Frank Maloney

Posted: 03 Feb 2004, 11:59
by MightyWarrior
Just been reading the first few chapters and it's not too bad.
I'm no fan of Frank, but I've warmed to him a bit after reading this.
It's a fairly honest account of his early years:

Meeting the murderous punching Jimmy Flint as an amateur: All he recalls is the opening bell, then waking up 30 mins later in the back of a van on his way home.
Later, Kirland Laing's girlfriend almost knocks him out too, when she clobbers him ring side after his fighter gets a close one over Laing.

Then his account of meeting two girls at a hotel, while waiting for his brother Eugene to show up.
Eugene arrives later, to find Frank tied up naked, face down on the bed, with two girls slapping his arse!
Says it's the only time he's ever seen Eugene lost for words :D

Posted: 03 Feb 2004, 12:07
by JimStone
Is it true that there's a part about Spud asking him out on a date, only to rather embarassingly admit he got 'the wrong signals' when Frank explained he wasn't that way inclined?

Posted: 03 Feb 2004, 18:52
by The Dancing Destroyer
FlawedGenius wrote:Is it true that there's a part about Spud asking him out on a date, only to rather embarassingly admit he got 'the wrong signals' when Frank explained he wasn't that way inclined?
Thats not true because Spud is too busy posting with his false persons to make his forum look busier than it is to have any time for wining dining & 69'ing Farank Maloney :wink: "Fatcity" & "Feel my Knowledge" are him & Lightsoot too The list is never ending :roll:

Ask yourself this, just how empty would brittish eastside be without all the made up false individuals that they two cretins post under?
Answer? VERY

Posted: 04 Feb 2004, 17:49
by steve689
I may give this one a try now that i have finished Eubank's book which started off well but waned a little towards the end as he filled the latter pages with his usual warblings about integrity and social values. No where near enough build up or background to many of the fights either :cry: Some chapters could have been better spent doing just that and some of the later ones could have been removed altogether. Oh well....