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My Mrs just told me that she has just watched FW on celebrity come dine with me, he tried to make some dumplings for his stew but there was just not enough dough to go round. some people got less than they expected and some got nothing.

Cardiff-Lad1 wrote:

rhino222 wrote:My Mrs just told me that she has just watched FW on celebrity come dine with me, he tried to make some dumplings for his stew but there was just not enough dough to go round. some people got less than they expected and some got nothing.

do you have any idea who else was on the show? i heard it was a boxing one....

There was a terry marsh lookalike hanging around down the street....

MachoMan09 wrote:Mustafa Ameen initially scored Frank nine points but on reflection changed his score to a ten.

rhino222 wrote:My Mrs just told me that she has just watched FW on celebrity come dine with me, he tried to make some dumplings for his stew but there was just not enough dough to go round. some people got less than they expected and some got nothing.

When there isnt enough dough (for the dumplings), he'll probably go for the suet option...

When asked if Audley Harrison could cook he replied 'yes I can.'
David Haye cooked pigs trotters, but fucked it up in the end when one of the toes broke.
Terry Dunstan scored a 1 because he locked all his guests in a cupboard allegedly (I bet I'll be in trouble for that one.)

Oohhh ohhh,


Let me have a go

Michael Barrymore, he .. no wait he's already been done, ok fall back to..

George Michael, he cooked an umm, oh you did him too..


Not leaving me with much here....

Ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhh ok

Marc Almond - he is a bender!

Ha ha, excellent.

Starter: Split pea soup

Main: Steak and kidney sue-it pudding

Pudding: Non-profiteroles

I heard Harry Redknapp was on it but the guests complained as all he served up to them were some well cooked books!!

Mike Tyson was also on the show, someone cried 'rape' from the kitchen but it was just mike deciding what oil to use!

Jane Couch wandered in from the kitchen and proudly showed everyone her 'badly packed kebab'. quite an unorthodox main course but a couple of the guests ate it anyway, 'no kebab for me' said Lennox Lewis, and happily tucked into a very large sausage.

Ian John Lewis completely burnt his Ham.

It was completely done and finished after 9 minutes, but he left it in for the full 36.

As Lister once said to Rimmer in Red Dwarf; "Proper dumplings, when they are done to perfection, do not bounce".

Terry Marsh was barman for the evening........most of the guests drank red wine but Frank asked Terry for a shot!

smoothmoves wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote:Mustafa Ameen initially scored Frank nine points but on reflection changed his score to a ten.

Heheheheh

After the guests had polished down their main courses, Frank wheeled out an Orange tart.

Or Dean Powell as he is known to some.

Apparently Franny Wazza's starter was Alphabet Belt Soup, mainly W's, B's and U's.
His menu also promised a main course of Prime Rib Steak, but on the night they got served up lukewarm offal.

The dessert was T.B.A. But it was definitely something past it's Best By date from Eastern Europe.

G0mez wrote:After the guests had polished down their main courses, Frank wheeled out an Orange tart.

Or Dean Powell as he is known to some.

Bump

Frank served up Cod and chips for everyone but the guests all ordered top quality steaks. But Frank then showed them a signed document that was underneath a signed photo he asked them to sign - the documents said 'cod and chips'. Hattongate2.

Many complained that they did not like the meal so Frank sued them for defamation of his cooking skills and banned them from ever entering his kitchen ever again.

There was a 'boxrec poster definately not celebrity special' the other day.

Carlos Wigan's evening was a disaster because he couldn't decide whether he was English, Welsh or Peruvian meaning his cuisine was all over the place. Spud warmly welcomed everyone but ended up arguing and eventually hurling ornaments at everyone as soon as they questioned his opinion on anything. Oh and Chambers served up a delightful ginger dessert.

World version

Antonio Margarito cooked pork, a stuffed knuckle to be exact.

Roger Tillerman did fois gras, that was a controversial decision.

Just 10 minutes in Dave Parris was having such an enjoyable evening he kept getting up and waving his arms around.

Johnny Nelson always cooks his toad in the hole with the curtains open.