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pm, i recieved from him the other day......

Havr you seen Mars Attacks adamiw?

Well, in the movie Tom Jones gets chased by aliens, but Tom being the one off guy that he is he gets away, looking cool whilst wiping the sweat off his furrowed brow

Well now they are after the next best thing, Tom Jones lookalikes!

& McCoy being McCoy, that just aint good news baby

They have just broken into my house to take me away, but they have granted me one final request, & I have used it to give you a PM

Excuse my nervousness, but they are surrounding me as we speak

They are obviously Tom Jones fans though, as they are wearing little pairs of leather trousers, & they are telling me(I studied alien lingo at college) that they are taking me away to their planetwhere only they & Tom Jones lookalikes live

They have a UFo with tinted windows waiting for me outside, & are telling me its time to go

So if anyone ever asks where McCoy is gone, you can let them know that...

McCoy has been abducted by Aliens, & may not be back anytime soon, if ever

They are taking me away now, Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Third person mode

I had the same one, although it had one other sentence in it which I won't bring up, nice bit of editing there Adam.

I got this Pm too, what a strange man McCoy is.

McCoy is one cool dude - by the way I am so student, so I of course I saw Tricia - it had a Tom Jones lookalike on it. He was pretty good..... Hmmm I wonder?

I think my good buddy McCoy has played a prank to see who can keep his secret longest.

Dear oh dear Adam, his experiment has proven you're the one who'd break under interrogation first. Nobody even had to ask the question.

Graaaassss!!

And people say Lord Rupert is weird

i wasn't going to post it, but i didn't see the harm in doing so. But as stujones correctly pointed out, i didn't paste the whole message, so i think i'm ok.

Don't worry adamiw it's just a bit of fun, i like this thread

Is it true that when McCoy was being questioned by agents Mulder and Scully of the FBI about his abduction-by-Tom-Jones-loving-aliens "experiences" and whether they seemed to tend occur after trips to tend his peyote garden, he replied, "It's not unusual!" ?

Don't worry, I'm sure McCoy will be posting from Mars before we know it.
Telepathically of course, as broadband is expensive up there.

I'm looking forward to hearing his report on the Martian Intergalactic WBO super middle champ - Xysysbab wojwfjfx - who's a big puncher, but a bit green.

Boom boom

MightyWarrior wrote: I'm looking forward to hearing his report on the Martian Intergalactic WBO super middle champ - Xysysbab wojwfjfx - who's a big puncher, but a bit green.

Isn't he fighting Calzaghe tomorrow night?