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Who would you like to see the Board turn a blind eye to and give a licence...?

I'll start with an obvious one. Jeremy Clarkson. I'd also match him with David Price, promising the Scouser a bonus if he 'did a better job than he did on Audley'.

Frank W@rren - and id match him with Tony Bellew

Patrick kielty vs david tua

Rylan vs alfredo angulo

Justin beiber vs adonis stevenson

Quentin Wilson

Sergio Martinez v Alex Reid

Keith lemon

Ross kemp and Steve mcfadden due to years of being portrayed as hard men on tv, clearly not. Although must say some of kemps progs in afghan have required a doff of my cap.

Gordon ramsey for his false footy claims (narks me that)

Jeremy kyle against someone on PEDs, just so when he subsequently finds out he can shout "druuuuugs?!?"

Max offa eastenders just for his arsy behaviour at haye barret.

That'll do for now, any combination of the above against each other would be happy days also.

Simon Cowell vs Noel Edmonds. And the winner fights Audley. And so does the loser.

Ken Barlow off Coronation Street; all the obvious reasons.

Clive Dunn v Bill Tarmey

Make it before it's too late!

Dappy vs a Bengal Tiger

Fat Boy and Alfie off Eastenders and Mr Wilks off Emmerdale

The person who said Piers Morgan beat me to it. I'd have him licenced under special rules tho, those being he would only ever be allowed to fight David Price and knockdowns wouldn't count so punching his unconscious corpse whilst he is on the ground would be permitted.

Piers Morgan would be my pick. Saying that he would prob beat the tomato can brought in for Flintoff

I'm not into celeb bashing, but it would please me if CJ of Eggheads would somehow end up in the ring with a prime Earnie Shavers.

keithmoonhangover wrote:I'm not into celeb bashing, but it would please me if CJ of Eggheads would somehow end up in the ring with a prime Earnie Shavers.

Does anyone remember when he was on the weakest link and after he got voted off he said they were all idiots. Then he went on a bad loser special edition of the weakest link and the first guy who got voted off who was Welsh said 'the guy who has annoyed me the most from the group is CJ, he keeps going on about being a model, I mean what does he model? saucepans?'

jameswilson wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote:I'm not into celeb bashing, but it would please me if CJ of Eggheads would somehow end up in the ring with a prime Earnie Shavers.

Does anyone remember when he was on the weakest link and after he got voted off he said they were all idiots. Then he went on a bad loser special edition of the weakest link and the first guy who got voted off who was Welsh said 'the guy who has annoyed me the most from the group is CJ, he keeps going on about being a model, I mean what does he model? saucepans?'

Mate, I pride myself on keeping an open mind, but is a complete twat.

Wales wrote:Ross kemp and Steve mcfadden due to years of being portrayed as hard men on tv, clearly not. Although must say some of kemps progs in afghan have required a doff of my cap.

Gordon ramsey for his false footy claims (narks me that)

Jeremy kyle against someone on PEDs, just so when he subsequently finds out he can shout "druuuuugs?!?"

Max offa eastenders just for his arsy behaviour at haye barret.

That'll do for now, any combination of the above against each other would be happy days also.

To be fair to Kemp, he never really tried to live up to the hard man image given to him. When he does his shows he admits to being shit scared most of the time and is genuinely interested in getting to the bottom of certain issues etc.

He also served himself up a treat on Gervais' Extras, which is one of the best episodes. 'I headbutt end a horse once...' Classic

1. Piers Morgan for sure. I'd have him on a 3 fight contract against Haye, Price and Wlad.

2. John Terry who I'd match against Bernard Hopkins.

Astronomus

Maggie Thatcher, even now

freddydoesdallas wrote:Maggie Thatcher, even now

vs Jane! FOOK YEAH!!

Nick Griffin v Tyson.

keithmoonhangover wrote:

freddydoesdallas wrote:Maggie Thatcher, even now

vs Jane! FOOK YEAH!!

Sounds good to me