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Is he still retiring if the Vitali fight doesn't come off?
Is the fight anywhere near happening

We won't know until Vitali announces something I don't think. Haye was at a film premiere recently tho and said he is looking at some scripts so if it doesn't happen I expect him to go into acting. And for those saying he aint gonna be a good actor, I don't think being a good actor is a pre requisite for getting work in the film industry. Channing Tatum is proof of that.

jameswilson wrote:We won't know until Vitali announces something I don't think. Haye was at a film premiere recently tho and said he is looking at some scripts so if it doesn't happen I expect him to go into acting. And for those saying he aint gonna be a good actor, I don't think being a good actor is a pre requisite for getting work in the film industry. Channing Tatum is proof of that.

In fairness, Tatum is alright in spots. He's pretty good in Haywire.

Currently drinking cocktails somewhere hot

rossij8 wrote:Currently drinking cocktails somewhere hot

Yeah the jammy prick was gloating about it on FB yesterday..........then his plane got delayed (every cloud)

Is drinking cocktails something which people deem worthy of boast? They are just glorified fruit juice, for the most part.

Give me a beer down my local any time.

ILikeBeer wrote:Is drinking cocktails something which people deem worthy of boast?

It was more the fact that he was about to fly out to the sun to drink cocktails on the beach

Chambers2 wrote: It was more the fact that he was about to fly out to the sun to drink cocktails on the beach

Oh right. Equally as lost on me, as I hate it being too hot.

All my annual leave is used in winter, when the snooker is on. DD

ILikeBeer wrote:Is drinking cocktails something which people deem worthy of boast? They are just glorified fruit juice, for the most part.

Give me a beer down my local any time.

You've been drinking the wrong cocktails.

jtourettes wrote: You've been drinking the wrong cocktails.

We all know what cock you've had in your mouth.

ILikeBeer wrote:

jtourettes wrote: You've been drinking the wrong cocktails.

We all know what cock you've had in your mouth.

Tails' from the Sonic the hedgehog games?

Getting back to the original question for a minute, he said on I'm a celeb he wants two more fights !

I hear he has his BBBoC licence back.

jessi wrote:Getting back to the original question for a minute, he said on I'm a celeb he wants two more fights !

Obviously the 2 Klitschkos. Unfortunately unless he get Vitali in the ring and beats him he won't get a Wladimir rematch.

ILikeBeer wrote:

jtourettes wrote: You've been drinking the wrong cocktails.

We all know what cock you've had in your mouth.

Your Mum told me that was her clitoris

ILikeBeer wrote:Is drinking cocktails something which people deem worthy of boast? They are just glorified fruit juice, for the most part.

Give me a beer down my local any time.

True. Cocktails are a license to print money. Most clubs put fornicate all booze in them.

A Dry Martini (surely one of the most famous cocktails in the world?) is supposed to be six parts gin, one part vermouth and some lemon rind. And its supposed to be stirred, not shaken. Twelve times.

As an experiment, try asking for a dry Martini in a modern 'cocktail' bar. You'll get fvck all gin and a load of horrible vermouth, probably topped up with lemonade or summink.

These fuckin kids don't know they're born these days.

Dan Dares wrote:

ILikeBeer wrote:Is drinking cocktails something which people deem worthy of boast? They are just glorified fruit juice, for the most part.

Give me a beer down my local any time.

True. Cocktails are a license to print money. Most clubs put eff all booze in them.

A Dry Martini (surely one of the most famous cocktails in the world?) is supposed to be six parts gin, one part vermouth and some lemon rind. And its supposed to be stirred, not shaken. Twelve times.

As an experiment, try asking for a dry Martini in a modern 'cocktail' bar. You'll get fvck all gin and a load of horrible vermouth, probably topped up with lemonade or summink.

These fuckin kids don't know they're born these days.

I find that in the shitty places that do cocktails as an afterthought. There are some decent 'proper' cocktail bars around still.

But I digress. I haven't heard any news on David Haye.

He's pushing his latest iphone game after his latest TV appearance

jtourettes wrote:

Dan Dares wrote:

ILikeBeer wrote:Is drinking cocktails something which people deem worthy of boast? They are just glorified fruit juice, for the most part.

Give me a beer down my local any time.

True. Cocktails are a license to print money. Most clubs put eff all booze in them.

A Dry Martini (surely one of the most famous cocktails in the world?) is supposed to be six parts gin, one part vermouth and some lemon rind. And its supposed to be stirred, not shaken. Twelve times.

As an experiment, try asking for a dry Martini in a modern 'cocktail' bar. You'll get fvck all gin and a load of horrible vermouth, probably topped up with lemonade or summink.

These fuckin kids don't know they're born these days.

I once had 10 Vodka martinis at the churchill hotel bar in town- fekk me, what a mistake, I woke up o

I find that in the shitty places that do cocktails as an afterthought. There are some decent 'proper' cocktail bars around still.

But I digress. I haven't heard any news on David Haye.

I once drank 10 Vodka martinis in about 2 hours, tried to sing in a hotel bar,got thrown out, and then came to outside my mum's front door paraletic and unable to walk unaided through the front door. I woke up in the morning with a thunderous headache, with my mum having an equally stormy complexion on her face, as I had apparently woken her up in the middle of the night moaning like a zombie with his balls caught in a vice. Apparently I then proceeded to call her every foul name under the sun as she aided by helpless ass into bed, where I proceeded to slumber oblivious, snoring like a wildebeest with adenoids for a full 12 hours.

Fruit based.....my arse!

jamesmcdonnell wrote: I once drank 10 Vodka martinis in about 2 hours, tried to sing in a hotel bar,got thrown out, and then came to outside my mum's front door paraletic and unable to walk unaided through the front door. I woke up in the morning with a thunderous headache, with my mum having an equally stormy complexion on her face, as I had apparently woken her up in the middle of the night moaning like a zombie with his balls caught in a vice. Apparently I then proceeded to call her every foul name under the sun as she aided by helpless ass into bed, where I proceeded to slumber oblivious, snoring like a wildebeest with adenoids for a full 12 hours.

Fruit based.....my arse!

Captain Lightweight.

jamesmcdonnell wrote: I once drank 10 Vodka martinis in about 2 hours, tried to sing in a hotel bar,got thrown out, and then came to outside my mum's front door paraletic and unable to walk unaided through the front door. I woke up in the morning with a thunderous headache, with my mum having an equally stormy complexion on her face, as I had apparently woken her up in the middle of the night moaning like a zombie with his balls caught in a vice. Apparently I then proceeded to call her every foul name under the sun as she aided by helpless ass into bed, where I proceeded to slumber oblivious, snoring like a wildebeest with adenoids for a full 12 hours.

Fruit based.....my arse!

Standard Friday evening then

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I once drank 10 Vodka martinis in about 2 hours, tried to sing in a hotel bar,got thrown out, and then came to outside my mum's front door paraletic and unable to walk unaided through the front door. I woke up in the morning with a thunderous headache, with my mum having an equally stormy complexion on her face, as I had apparently woken her up in the middle of the night moaning like a zombie with his balls caught in a vice. Apparently I then proceeded to call her every foul name under the sun as she aided by helpless ass into bed, where I proceeded to slumber oblivious, snoring like a wildebeest with adenoids for a full 12 hours.

Fruit based.....my arse!

I can see the mistake you've made. The Vodka Martini was actually invented by James Bond (or Ian Fleming). Prior to Dr. No, there was no such drink to my knowledge.

The drier the Martini, the less vermouth goes in it. A Dry Martini has got gin (six parts), vermouth (one part) and lemon rind in it.
There's a certain amount of snobbery surrounds this. Some places just swirl a bit of vermouth around the glass and chuck it away to make a really dry one. Some people just like wave the vermouth cork over the glass for a bit. Others just whisper 'vermouth' over a few shots of gin, and then run away. It's stirred, not shaken. If you shake it, you'll 'bruise' the gin.

Then the Americans started putting onions and olives in them, because they like to fvck about with things. Baseball and American Football are testament to this.

Vodka has no place in a Martini. Had you been drinking proper Martini's, like you should have been, you'd have been crying like a baby and would have fallen asleep in gently in your mothers arms, instead of c***ing her off and snoring all night!

I'd blame James Bond. Or George Groves.

jameswilson wrote:

ILikeBeer wrote:

jtourettes wrote: You've been drinking the wrong cocktails.

We all know what cock you've had in your mouth.

Tails' from the Sonic the hedgehog games?

Tails was a fox not a cock! That Big The Cat however was a bit of a cock...

iamasadlittleboy wrote:

jameswilson wrote:

ILikeBeer wrote:


We all know what cock you've had in your mouth.

Tails' from the Sonic the hedgehog games?

Tails was a fox not a cock! That Big The Cat however was a bit of a cock...

What about Dr Robotnik? I found it odd that he was in a little round flying thing when he was the end of level boss and then right at the end of the game when he gets defeated and runs away we find out his body is round, pretty much an exact mould of his little round flying thing. Fat bastard.

What I want to know is why Sega have changed his name to Dr Eggman in the most recent games...we all know that Robotnik is a much better name!