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is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 28 Jan 2013, 17:38
by mullenman
is the hayemaker still with his wife as he is everywhere at the moment and never see her
australian jungle
dubai last week
saw him at the vegas fight saturday night
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 28 Jan 2013, 20:34
by Teddy's Toupee
No. But Kris Akabusi is. Awwwrrrriiiggghhhhtt!
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 07:58
by MacTavish
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 08:21
by phil5555
Whats that got to do with anyone?

Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 08:23
by JDC
Great thread

Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 09:16
by rhino222
Yes
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 09:22
by kevo
Teddy's Toupee wrote:No. But Kris Akabusi is. Awwwrrrriiiggghhhhtt!
Wasn't his catchphrase 'Awooooga!', or am I getting him mixed up with John Fashanu?
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 09:58
by dondada
kevo wrote:Teddy's Toupee wrote:No. But Kris Akabusi is. Awwwrrrriiiggghhhhtt!
Wasn't his catchphrase 'Awooooga!', or am I getting him mixed up with John Fashanu?
Yes, you're getting them mixed up

Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 10:09
by stujones
John nicked Awooga from Craig Charles.
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 10:51
by Crazyboy
stujones wrote:John nicked Awooga from Craig Charles.
Akabusi was kawabunga i think
great thread by the way
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Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 11:10
by jameswilson
Crazyboy wrote:stujones wrote:John nicked Awooga from Craig Charles.
Akabusi was kawabunga i think
Nah you are mixing him up with the Teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 14:39
by Adamj1987
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 15:38
by JDC
How long has Akabusi been with David Hayes wife?
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 15:45
by stevieb_8006
stujones wrote:John nicked Awooga from Craig Charles.
Shit. I thought I was the only person who knew that. It was on his music show wasn't it?
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 16:03
by Crazyboy
JDC wrote:How long has Akabusi been with David Hayes wife?
man was a legend and now he's done this??....disgrace
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 17:12
by Teddy's Toupee
Crazyboy wrote:JDC wrote:How long has Akabusi been with David Hayes wife?
man was a legend and now he's done this??....disgrace
Was a legend? He still is. Haven't you read any of the Kris Akabusi erotic short novels?
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Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 17:15
by handsofstone
Kris Akabusi :!: How do you sleep :??
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 03:22
by JDC
Teddy's Toupee wrote:
Was a legend? He still is. Haven't you read any of the Kris Akabusi erotic short novels?
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Speaking of Alan Titchmarsh, what was his catch phrase?
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 04:39
by dondada
kevo wrote:Teddy's Toupee wrote:No. But Kris Akabusi is. Awwwrrrriiiggghhhhtt!
Wasn't his catchphrase 'Awooooga!', or am I getting him mixed up with John Fashanu?
Ha ha - you're right mate - looks like he nicked this one from Fash!
Btw...surely this isn't true re Akabusi and Haye's mrs? Got to be a wind up.
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 05:18
by Teddy's Toupee
JDC wrote:Teddy's Toupee wrote:
Was a legend? He still is. Haven't you read any of the Kris Akabusi erotic short novels?
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Speaking of Alan Titchmarsh, what was his catch phrase?
"You should see the size of my hardy perennial."
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 05:19
by Teddy's Toupee
dondada wrote:kevo wrote:Teddy's Toupee wrote:No. But Kris Akabusi is. Awwwrrrriiiggghhhhtt!
Wasn't his catchphrase 'Awooooga!', or am I getting him mixed up with John Fashanu?
Ha ha - you're right mate - looks like he nicked this one from Fash!
Btw...surely this isn't true re Akabusi and Haye's mrs? Got to be a wind up.
No.

Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 05:45
by rhino222
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=4176478
Interesting, we are now slowly getting to the bottom of this.
As regards Hayes wife, I can confirm Hayes wife is allegedly now with Kriss Akabusi, and.... the former wife of Kriss Akabusi, is now shacked up with Timmy Mallet! ....
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Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 06:08
by JLP
rhino222 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=4176478
Interesting, we are now slowly getting to the bottom of this.
As regards Hayes wife, I can confirm Hayes wife is allegedly now with Kriss Akabusi, and.... the former wife of Kriss Akabusi, is now shacked up with Timmy Mallet! ....
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...and Haye is with Rustie Lee.
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 06:11
by misterpunch
"katanga! my friends, katanga!!" didnt akabusi coin that phrase on the early Tiswas programs?
Re: is the hayemaker still with his wife
Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 06:15
by Crazyboy
misterpunch wrote:"katanga! my friends, katanga!!" didnt akabusi coin that phrase on the early Tiswas programs?
I'm sure thats from 'Live and Let die'? Don't tell me James Bond is involved in all this??? The plot thickens.......