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Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:39
by forcefraser
For years now I have found the solo tache (tache without beard compliment) very disturbing.

Usually the choice of the military, police or Buftie boy, the solo tache is a complex animal. There is no logic behind it, it serves no useful purpose and surely must be a cover for some deep rooted sexual issues.

That aside, one rarely sees a modern day solo tache in the ring, especially in the UK. Are there any top ranked fighters who have chosen the lonely path of a solo tache? I cannot think of any.

John Conteh used to have a brillo pad tight cut modest trim version back in the day and Appollo Creed had a beauty, but he wasn`t a UK fighter.

Alexis Arguello had a slight porn droop tache, but again, he wasnae British.

Please put my mind at rest and confirm that no top UK fighters today have the solo tache. If by some chance there is one out there, do furnish me with his e-mail address or twitter account, so that I can solicit a harsh mail highlighting the error of his ways and put him on the path to recovery.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:43
by loaded_gloves
What's a 'buftie boy'?

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:49
by forcefraser
loaded_gloves wrote:What's a 'buftie boy'?

Someone who get`s their back door smashed in on a regular basis. A burglar of turds, a ham jockey, a gardener who likes to plough uphill, a lifter of shirts, a biscuit basher, a man who likes to have his tea towel holder breached.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:50
by dookus
One of forcefraser's infinitude of names for those homosexuals he so dearly loves and wishes he was

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:50
by rhino222
Jane Couch?


oops, sorry jane, just a joke..xx

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:50
by squared circle
Casual homophobia.

Classy.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:53
by dookus
squared circle wrote:Casual homophobia.

Classy.
This is going to be fun

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:54
by Benelio
forcefraser wrote:Please put my mind at rest and confirm that no top UK fighters today have the solo tache.
Lee Selby.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:54
by ringtoneboxing
Of yesteryear I give thee Lloyd Honeyghan?

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Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 04:58
by pyenest77
I saw Brett Fidoe on some show & he had one going on. On the international front Leo Santa Cruz was wearing one Saturday on the Mayweather undercard.

Like you I agree they are unacceptable!

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:20
by forcefraser
The thread was initially about the solo tache and it`s place in modern boxing. The left wing brigade have hijacked it and turned it into a discussion on anal banditry.

Lee Selby is a good call. It is a single tache, although very much in the Conteh style. It is not a full on squaddie half rat.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:30
by mickey1975
Both Selby's have got them! McGuigan and Paul Sykes used to have great ones.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:34
by TJ77
Its only a matter of time until the Mersey side fighters return to their fashion roots .
Bellew and Pricey and the Smiths all will at some time in their life have too grow a musssyy eeerrrmmm its scouse law liiiike.

Don't blame the OP for the Gay connection Freddie god bless him has cemented the moustache as a symbol of a mans fondness for buggery.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:37
by orbtastic
James Cook had a huge 'tache.

Sven Ottke rocked the tache for a while.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:40
by youngrell
Joe Calzaghe rocked one in one fight, maybe Manfredo? Poor it was too.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:49
by forcefraser
youngrell wrote:Joe Calzaghe rocked one in one fight, maybe Manfredo? Poor it was too.
It was indeed poor. Although I believe he had a slight beard compliment, so not a solo tache per se.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 05:52
by youngrell
forcefraser wrote:
youngrell wrote:Joe Calzaghe rocked one in one fight, maybe Manfredo? Poor it was too.
It was indeed poor. Although I believe he had a slight beard compliment, so not a solo tache per se.
Right you are, I just checked. For some reason I remembered it as just the solo effort!

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 07:59
by revporl
Not British, but my favourite 'tasche in a British ring was Gerrie Coetzee's when he lost to Bruno.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 08:04
by Flump
revporl wrote:Not British, but my favourite 'tasche in a British ring was Gerrie Coetzee's when he lost to Bruno.
I always though Pierre Coetzer had the better tache myself.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 08:34
by Kit
The Selby brothers.

Excellent fighters, poor taste in facial hair.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 08:44
by MightyWarrior
Barry McGuigen

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 08:44
by forcefraser
The Saffa has a fondness for the tache.

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 08:44
by lefty
Corrie sanders had one for awhile right?

Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 08:52
by Horse
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Re: Moustached UK Boxers

Posted: 10 May 2013, 09:01
by ShadrachSimmo
Rocky Kelly springs to mind. Maybe Peter Buckley on his younger days.