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Welliver Checks Out of Rehab....Back On His Drug Of Choice

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 19:21
by Kronkpride
Give him 12 steps, give him 12 steps mister, give him 12 steps towards the door. Give him 12 steps, give him 12 steps mister, and you'll never see him no more.

We are actually looking for the reverse of that.....21 steps. From 395 to 416. From the 2nd longest HW streak of rounds without going down to the #1 streak of all times and past Oliver McCall who is sitting at 415.

Last night the Bolivian HW Champion Saul Farrah could only provide 3 rounds....and he was lucky to do that while getting knocked down in every round. He started out with the crowd in Chile on his side and then he got eaten like a batch of Chile Fries! And Chauncy got high as a kite, with every landed combination of lefts and rights, so much so and with so much delight, that he signed autographs for the fans in Chile for the rest of the night. And now he wants some big time Down Under Fights!

http://8countnews.com/index.php/boxing- ... otice.html

So the call outs are now upon us. David Tua is also trying to get back on the boxing drug. Chauncy Welliver will O.D. him as he is a way too powerful batch for the Tuawoman to be able to snatch. Tua goes down in under 5 rounds!

Susie Bill Williams.....you aint never met a mf'r quite like Susie. With All Blacks Eyes and looking worse than any meth head you've ever seen after a dose of Welliver tears his systems apart, like pucker of a butt hole from a monster fart. Susie Bill goes down in under 2 rounds!

Mark de Mori.....WBU World HW Champion.....flying high now on the German Dope, but he aint got the lungs to handle the Welliver Smoke! Cough Cough, Poke Poke, Welliver KO 1 this World Champion Joke! :box:

We will have to find better blokes than these 3 jokes, to get the 21 rounds in to pass McCall and all the cracks he's smoked. But when it is finished you all will know, the greatest chin ever is not George Chuvalo. It's not James Toney, Oliver McCall, or any other chump you know......The Greatest Chin of All Times is Chauncy Welliver....The Spokane Super Hero! :bow:

Re: Welliver Checks Out of Rehab....Back On His Drug Of Choice

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 19:38
by Craig14
And kronks back as well :TU: Like it.

Re: Welliver Checks Out of Rehab....Back On His Drug Of Choice

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 20:33
by N2 Shape
Shall I cry or laugh??

Re: Welliver Checks Out of Rehab....Back On His Drug Of Choice

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 21:11
by Kronkpride
N2 Shape wrote:Shall I cry or laugh??
Be like Welliver and laugh like he did in his only robbery stoppage loss. 10 days notice, 283 pounds and not even training at the time. Called up to go to Germany and face the Undefeated Olympic Gold Medalist Odlanier Solis....On the undercard of Vitali Klitschko's come back fight to face Sam Peter. With every great HW left on the planet sitting ringside and brought in for the greatest HW spectacle ever put on for a returning Champion by the other great Champions. He embarrasses the Gold Medalist early by out pointing him and then takes his best damn shots he has and is in the middle of throwing a punch when the ref jumps in to stop a man who has never been down! To save the Olympic Gold Medalists Arse! Chauncy protests and then smiles like a true Champion. Later that night Sam Peter quits on his damn stool rather than get up to try and keep his championship. :shame:

And the man we are hunting down....Oliver McCall.....he was crying in his only stoppage loss while also barely trying. You don't want to be like that. You don't want to give away your opportunities before the miracle happens. You want to make somebody take it from you and even then, you want to smile to show them that it is impossible to ever take anything from you in a legitimate way. You smile to show them all that you cannot even be robbed by a thief! You do not go Chris Arreola or Oliver McCall style with it. You don't go Sam Peter style......you smile and go Welliver Style! :box:

Re: Welliver Checks Out of Rehab....Back On His Drug Of Choice

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 21:22
by buster007
stopped reading after 3 words.

the rest must have been dribble too, pmsl.

Re: Welliver Checks Out of Rehab....Back On His Drug Of Choice

Posted: 03 Jun 2013, 23:19
by N2 Shape
Thanks for the rund down Kronk, just lost 5 mins of my life reading that. I know more about the Solis fight than you know my friend :OhYes: :bag: :shame: