The upcomming Golota fight may be fixed!!
Posted: 16 Apr 2004, 16:20
I wouldn't bet money on Golota, it looks like he is still hanging around with criminals.
Taken from http://www.bullshitlink.com/fantasyland:
"Several sources in the FBI have reported seeing Zebikya Yoder, kingpin of the Ohio Amish Mafia, leaving the gym at which Andrew Golota of Poland has been training."
"The Amish Mafia is the world's leading smuggler of hay and ecstacy, and rose to power in the 1920's and 30's. After selling brainwashing pills worldwide to make everyone think there was a Great Depression in the economy, the group of Ohio Amish reestablished links with their homeland of Germany."
"It is a well known fact that the Amish Mafia is responsible for funding the Nazi political party." said Duncan D. Znuts, head of the F.B.I.'s organized crime unit.
"We know that the Ohio-born Amish Mafia has gained strong alliances with the Amish Russian, Amish Japanese, and Amish Polish Mafias. Together, these groups have been responsible for many boxing tragedies, including:
Joe Frazier's sloping forehead
Marvin Hagler's baldness
Mike Tyson's sucking after 1988
Peter McNeeley
and most recently, the weak chin and poisoning of Wladimir Klitschko."
"We aren't completely sure what their involvement is with Mr. Golota, but it can't be good. I wouldn't be surprised if some unlikely scenario such as Golota quiting or getting DQ'ed might happen. If such a thing happens, we know who to blame."
Taken from http://www.bullshitlink.com/fantasyland:
"Several sources in the FBI have reported seeing Zebikya Yoder, kingpin of the Ohio Amish Mafia, leaving the gym at which Andrew Golota of Poland has been training."
"The Amish Mafia is the world's leading smuggler of hay and ecstacy, and rose to power in the 1920's and 30's. After selling brainwashing pills worldwide to make everyone think there was a Great Depression in the economy, the group of Ohio Amish reestablished links with their homeland of Germany."
"It is a well known fact that the Amish Mafia is responsible for funding the Nazi political party." said Duncan D. Znuts, head of the F.B.I.'s organized crime unit.
"We know that the Ohio-born Amish Mafia has gained strong alliances with the Amish Russian, Amish Japanese, and Amish Polish Mafias. Together, these groups have been responsible for many boxing tragedies, including:
Joe Frazier's sloping forehead
Marvin Hagler's baldness
Mike Tyson's sucking after 1988
Peter McNeeley
and most recently, the weak chin and poisoning of Wladimir Klitschko."
"We aren't completely sure what their involvement is with Mr. Golota, but it can't be good. I wouldn't be surprised if some unlikely scenario such as Golota quiting or getting DQ'ed might happen. If such a thing happens, we know who to blame."
