Ernest Rabbithole out manoevred? are u serious,maybe he was part of the manoevre!
Ernest rabbithole the big promoter from stratosphere TV realises that he has underestimated the big hitter from Brazil Pelton Kinto.After watching video tapes and realising his big prospect Rico Hattersley struggles with tall long armed opponents even when they cant punch he gets cold feet.
So he makes the best out of a bad situation, he milks as much publicity out of Rico and Pelton Kinto by using Rico to fire the bullets against his long time arch rival Juliarse Winterbottom, Winterbottom pulled out of an earlier contest with Pelton Kinto with suspected ligament damage.Rico who is always on the defensive when it comes to Winterbottoms slurs decides to get his own back by implying that Winterbottom bottled it. After all Rico wasn’t too happy when Winterbottom asked at a recent press conference "Whets the difference between Rico and a bottle of milk?" someone replied "Not a lot ".So Ernest feels aggrieved because Juliarse Winterbottom turned down the bogus WB((A,U,C,F,O)IB(O,A) Intercontinence title against Kelton Pinto in December 2003. But RICO and his promoter are out to prove he is the best, better than Winterbottom and Sammy Mitchum the top US Champ.
The boxing world is buzzing, Rico is going to prove all his critics wrong he is going to take on the big hitting Pelton Kinto and shut up that loud mouth Juliarse Winterbottom once and for all, and he really believes it. But he just can’t understand why every time he and his long time trainer, Willy "THE TOKER" Braythem ask Ernest for a video of Pelton Kinto he keeps sending videos of other possible opponents.
Meanwhile a phone call is made to SNOW WHITE PROMOTIONS, do they have someone not too tall, too strong and has never weighed above 9St 4lbs for a pantomime 3rd April? Miss White at SNOW WHITE PROMOTIONS says its a little early in the year for panto,but Ernest assures her its just a walk on part as there is a possibility his main attraction might not make it.
So snowhite has her top man on stand by, O'know Ibet-he-sa Pedestrian ready to face the challenge.
The M.A.N Arena has sold out £150 Ringside tickets go within 6 hrs of being put on sale. The publicity machine on Stratosphere TV is rolling along.29th of March Pelton Kinto fails to arrive in Macclesden, Dunno Maybehard the PR man for the Big Promotion company CREATE-AN -EVENT © Figment Imagination, assures the worlds press KINTO will arrive.The 30th and 31st March still no sign of KINTO,Maybehard is sticking to his story, the rest of the tickets are selling like hot cakes. April fools day, maybe that cheeky fella Ernest Rabbithole has played a joke,the press conference is cancelled, Kelton Pinto isn’t coming every excuse under the sun, moon and stars is offered by Ernest(lets just hope the loyal fans of Rico Hattersley swallow it). A frantic search begins for a credible opponent,Juliarse Witterbottom offers to save the day (he is due to fight a week later for the EBYOU title he is the only man to replace KINTO.Wow what a fight that would be say the fans, lets get it on.
Winterbottom doesn’t get the call, the opponent has been named as O'know Ibet-he-sa Pedestrian from Denmarsh.The fans are distraught the good money has been payed and can’t be refunded.
Pedestrian from Denmarsh falls in 5 or was it 6, who cares anyway.Rico struggles through.
Ernest is laughing all the way to the bank. He and GAY SLIDIN from the cable TV company NO-SHO-TIME, admonish KINTO, he has destroyed the show etc, etc, etc, etc....yawn!!!!!!. But wait there is more good news Jody Kawazaki and Hatton are to feature on a double header in June wow yeah the fans cheer, and all of a sudden what happened at the weekend has drifted out of the minds of Joe Public, that will be a great night in June they say. Unfortunately Ernest announces a week later that NO-SHO-TIME TV won’t be televising the show in June so that means the double header is off......awwwww now who expected that to happen?
What became of PELTON KINTO? nobody would work with him again surely the WB((A,U,C,F,O)IB(O,A) who ordered the incontinence title between KINTO AND RICO wouldn’t dream of sanctioning another fight with him, certainly not. He has no chance of ever fighting JAB JUDAR for the world title now surely? or can he?
Now, its seems suspect that ERNEST who is one of the biggest promoters with the WB((A,U,C,F,O)IB(O,A) remains silent when the announcement comes KINTO V JUDAR for the world Title, after all when ERNEST had his then fighter Juliarse Winterbottom in with KINTO and Winterbottom pulled out he didn’t get a World Title fight.Everyone knows Ernest threatens legal action at the drop of a hat ,Just ask Juan Alsatian at
http://www.boxrek.com who received a letter this week from Ernests IN DA HOUSE legal eagle STIFFEYON BLACKHEATH.
KINTO gets a world Title fight, RICO got to fight a bum for the same money as a dangerman, Ernest got a shit load of cash, and the chance to promote the still undefeated Rico Hattersley.Everbody is happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Or are they ....well almost just the little factor of the fans, the paying public, the digital TV subscribers, the digital TV company who pay and pay and pay again for someting they aren’t getting.Ernest sits in his office and is working it over in his mind, shall I take a gamble? You may be thinking Ernest is going to take a gamble with Rico against Winterbottom, or Jab Judar or a top 10 American opponent! No what Ernest is thinking is,"Can I possibly pull this off again, can I get the hardworking paying public to swallow it again, dare I risk it?"Mmmmm let me think.
