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Cause he must have a huge fornicating headache.

He could end the week with his pants pulled down.

Didnt that happen to a promoter once at a central London Hotel, involving a former Heavyweight Champion?

knockout artist wrote:Cause he must have a huge fornicating headache.

He could end the week with his pants pulled down.

Didnt that happen to a promoter once at a central London Hotel, involving a former Heavyweight Champion?

Tell us more.

bennie wrote:

knockout artist wrote:Cause he must have a huge fornicating headache.

He could end the week with his pants pulled down.

Didnt that happen to a promoter once at a central London Hotel, involving a former Heavyweight Champion?

Tell us more.

I'll tell you on PM. It's certainly libelous.

Perhaps you could advise how to tell the story in a round about way.

All we can safely say on this is - if a British promoter screws Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson may literally screw a British promoter.
Fortunately, it didn't quite come to that. But the promoter still squealed like a hog.

bennie wrote:All we can safely say on this is - if a British promoter screws Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson may literally screw a British promoter.
Fortunately, it didn't quite come to that. But the promoter still squealed like a hog.

Very well put, Bennie

What you mean Tyson really is a rapist after all??

Tyson threatened the same thing to Wallace Matthews (I think it was Wallace Matthews) after the Lewis-Tyson publicity stunt went wrong and it turned into a punch-up. Matthews shouted "PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET" and Tyson spent the next half an hour threatening to fornicate his white ass.

Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

bennie wrote:Tyson threatened the same thing to Wallace Matthews (I think it was Wallace Matthews) after the Lewis-Tyson publicity stunt went wrong and it turned into a punch-up. Matthews shouted "PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET" and Tyson spent the next half an hour threatening to fornicate his white ass.

Yeah, but Matthews is full of shit anyway.

MightyWarrior wrote:Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

I'm reminded of that scene in a Chevy Chase movie where Tex Cobb started undoing his trousers in a prison cell and said to Chevy, "Bend over!"
Chevy said: "How ya' doing, Ben?"

Never mind Anadin, could well have been Anusol if things had gone badly.

bennie wrote:

MightyWarrior wrote:Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

I'm reminded of that scene in a Chevy Chase movie where Tex Cobb started undoing his trousers in a prison cell and said to Chevy, "Bend over!"
Chevy said: "How ya' doing, Ben?"

Wasnt that Fletch Lives? Or was it Cardiac Arrest?

Yeah I doubt Mike would've bothered with any vaseline somehow.
Might have sent flowers later though.............

buzz wrote:What you mean Tyson really is a rapist after all??

Nah, I dont think Mike's a rapist. But I think if someone screws him, being an honourable guy, he tries his best to return the favour.

knockout artist wrote:

bennie wrote:

MightyWarrior wrote:Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

I'm reminded of that scene in a Chevy Chase movie where Tex Cobb started undoing his trousers in a prison cell and said to Chevy, "Bend over!"
Chevy said: "How ya' doing, Ben?"

Wasnt that Fletch Lives? Or was it Cardiac Arrest?

Fletch Lives.