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Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 14:50
by demon1
Coldko wrote:Sometime i love americans
http://www.BS.com/brewster-its ... ode--86022
It was nearly 10 years ago when WBA/WBO/IBF/IBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko (63-3) last tasted defeat. Klitschko was stopped in five rounds by Lamon Brewster in their battle for the vacant WBO title. Three years later Klitschko would avenge that defeat by stopping Brewster in six.
Since the Brewster defeat Klitschko has reeled off 21 consecutive victories and Brewster said that he can't believe that no one has asked him for advice on how to defeat the fighter known as Dr. Steelhammer.
"Nobody has been smart enough to ask me how to do it. I'm serious. That is the stupidest thing in the world. If there is a formula for success, and I have that formula, wouldn't common sense say to go to that person and ask for the formula so you can be successful? Sometimes sense isn't common. I don't get it man. Nobody has asked," Brewster told BS.com.
The Los Angeles resident said that he is willing to share his knowledge with future Klitschko opponents - for a price.
"It is a very technical thing. You can't just beat Wladimir. It isn't something that can be learned overnight. I can't say it because then I would be giving away the secrets. Out of respect to Wladimir I won't do it - unless somebody puts a check in my hand," Brewster said with a chuckle
Sometime i love stupid, irrelevant comments...
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 14:53
by Horse
demon1 wrote:Sometime i love stupid, irrelevant comments...
Sometimes, but not this time.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 14:56
by tiny_acres
Coldko wrote:Sometime i love americans
http://www.BS.com/brewster-its ... ode--86022
It was nearly 10 years ago when WBA/WBO/IBF/IBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko (63-3) last tasted defeat. Klitschko was stopped in five rounds by Lamon Brewster in their battle for the vacant WBO title. Three years later Klitschko would avenge that defeat by stopping Brewster in six.
Since the Brewster defeat Klitschko has reeled off 21 consecutive victories and Brewster said that he can't believe that no one has asked him for advice on how to defeat the fighter known as Dr. Steelhammer.
"Nobody has been smart enough to ask me how to do it. I'm serious. That is the stupidest thing in the world. If there is a formula for success, and I have that formula, wouldn't common sense say to go to that person and ask for the formula so you can be successful? Sometimes sense isn't common. I don't get it man. Nobody has asked," Brewster told BS.com.
The Los Angeles resident said that he is willing to share his knowledge with future Klitschko opponents - for a price.
"It is a very technical thing. You can't just beat Wladimir. It isn't something that can be learned overnight. I can't say it because then I would be giving away the secrets. Out of respect to Wladimir I won't do it - unless somebody puts a check in my hand," Brewster said with a chuckle
Translation: I am broke. Please give me money for me to tell you all I got lucky.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 15:08
by jujigatame
Apparently the secret is to take a vicious beating until Wlad gets tired and falls over.
It's the classic "Homer Simpson" strategy.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 15:15
by fanman
jujigatame wrote:Apparently the secret is to take a vicious beating until Wlad gets tired and falls over.
It's the classic "Homer Simpson" strategy.
Yeah it wasnt a technical masterclass was it.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 16:24
by reggaereggae
fanman wrote:jujigatame wrote:Apparently the secret is to take a vicious beating until Wlad gets tired and falls over.
It's the classic "Homer Simpson" strategy.
Yeah it wasnt a technical masterclass was it.
Hahahhahah ah
Also, the masterclass didn't seem to work second time round?!
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 16:30
by KBB
Coldko wrote:Sometime i love americans
http://www.BS.com/brewster-its ... ode--86022
It was nearly 10 years ago when WBA/WBO/IBF/IBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko (63-3) last tasted defeat. Klitschko was stopped in five rounds by Lamon Brewster in their battle for the vacant WBO title. Three years later Klitschko would avenge that defeat by stopping Brewster in six.
Since the Brewster defeat Klitschko has reeled off 21 consecutive victories and Brewster said that he can't believe that no one has asked him for advice on how to defeat the fighter known as Dr. Steelhammer.
"Nobody has been smart enough to ask me how to do it. I'm serious. That is the stupidest thing in the world. If there is a formula for success, and I have that formula, wouldn't common sense say to go to that person and ask for the formula so you can be successful? Sometimes sense isn't common. I don't get it man. Nobody has asked," Brewster told BS.com.
The Los Angeles resident said that he is willing to share his knowledge with future Klitschko opponents - for a price.
"It is a very technical thing. You can't just beat Wladimir. It isn't something that can be learned overnight. I can't say it because then I would be giving away the secrets. Out of respect to Wladimir I won't do it - unless somebody puts a check in my hand," Brewster said with a chuckle
BS Brewster!! If there was this so called "Code" then you would've beaten him the 2nd time around as well. We really need a Steaming Pile of Poo Smiley for stuff like this crap Lamon (or is that LameMon) is spitting.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 16:37
by IRLangmaid25
Coldko wrote:tiny_acres wrote:Coldko wrote:Sometime i love americans
http://www.BS.com/brewster-its ... ode--86022
It was nearly 10 years ago when WBA/WBO/IBF/IBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko (63-3) last tasted defeat. Klitschko was stopped in five rounds by Lamon Brewster in their battle for the vacant WBO title. Three years later Klitschko would avenge that defeat by stopping Brewster in six.
Since the Brewster defeat Klitschko has reeled off 21 consecutive victories and Brewster said that he can't believe that no one has asked him for advice on how to defeat the fighter known as Dr. Steelhammer.
"Nobody has been smart enough to ask me how to do it. I'm serious. That is the stupidest thing in the world. If there is a formula for success, and I have that formula, wouldn't common sense say to go to that person and ask for the formula so you can be successful? Sometimes sense isn't common. I don't get it man. Nobody has asked," Brewster told BS.com.
The Los Angeles resident said that he is willing to share his knowledge with future Klitschko opponents - for a price.
"It is a very technical thing. You can't just beat Wladimir. It isn't something that can be learned overnight. I can't say it because then I would be giving away the secrets. Out of respect to Wladimir I won't do it - unless somebody puts a check in my hand," Brewster said with a chuckle
Translation: I am broke. Please give me money for me to tell you all I got lucky.
Lamon brewster is left with one eye vision today, i understand he definitely needs money, klitchkos haters should support this guys as much they can.
Yep was stopped in nine rounds by Robert Helenius out in Finland when Helenius was making his way up. As for beating Wladimir K you have to start fast before Wladimir gets the jab going and be quick handed (and possibly southpaw).
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 16:38
by ReggieDiggs
Lamon apparently ignored his own code the 2nd time around. How does anyone look taking code advice from a mfer who don't even follow his own damn code.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 16:52
by JCS
ReggieDiggs wrote:Lamon apparently ignored his own code the 2nd time around. How does anyone look taking code advice from a mfer who don't even follow his own damn code.
Too brain damaged to understand the code on the 2nd go.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 00:40
by Lackeos
A majority of the code is to make sure you're fighting Wlad prior to 2006, so that there's actual flaws available to expose.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 01:04
by bnovelist
THESE COMMENTS

JUST CONFIRM WHY I DON'T MIND BEING A TROLL AND ASSHOLE. I DO IT WITH PRIDE WITH NO SHAME.
NOW LAMONT DID BEAT WLADIMIR FAIR AND DECISIVELY IN EASY FASHION SO WHY WOULDN'T FIGHTERS SEEK HIM OUT FOR ADVICE?
YEAH HIS CAREER IS OVER AND HE IS STRUGGLING FINANCIALLY BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER HE WHIPPED WLAD THE 1ST TIME AROUND
WITH EASE! WHY WOULD'T HE WANT TO GET PAID FOR HIS SERVICES? HE HAS THE BLUEPRINT. MILLIONS AND MILLIONS HAVE BEEN
GENERATED WHY SHOULDN'T THE MAN THAT KNOCKED OUT WLAD DESERVE A 5% CUT? ARE YALL REALLY THAT COLD?
BREWSTER HAS FELT AND EXPERIENCED THE ESSENCE OF STANDING ACROSS THE RING FROM WLAD HAVING HIS HANDS RAISED
WHILE THE DOCTOR IS TENDING TO WLAD
BUT LAMONT IS A LOWLIFE BUM?
WOW?
TROLL AND ASSHOLE OVER HER FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 03:35
by Heretic
Maybe you should take the offer then. Easy job with the blueprint
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Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 03:39
by Heretic
Also

Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 07:28
by funso banjo baby
so far the tall guys still dont have the jab. Pulev has come closest but didnt have any other skills.
as for the little guys? only Brewster and Corrie have managed it
brewster just soaked it up and worked inside taking a lot of punishment.
Corrie was probably the most interesting......perfect physique and style (not neccessarily well conditioned) really long arms...granite chin and a demon puncher....he nearly toppled Vitali as well with that killer left inside.
its worth mentioning how effective Chisora was against Vitali....wacking the body
so....out of the current crop, who fits the bill......?
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 12:02
by pound per pound
Brewster had an iron chin and a big time punch. He also had motivation to win. Wlad beat the heck out of him four four round, and floored Brewster with a right hand that puts most down for the count.
But this was the old Wlad, who threw 80+ punches a round, and had limited clinching and survival skills.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 12:11
by tiny_acres
bnovelist wrote:I DON'T MIND BEING A TROLL AND ASSHOLE. I DO IT WITH PRIDE WITH NO SHAME.
This line sums up why I respect you even though you are a troll.
You are the only one of them that will admit it.
You are still annoying as hell but I give you respect.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 12:12
by Tony1244
Brewster certainly doesn't sound brain damaged. He sounds quite articulate.
Nothing wrong with trying to get paid for something.
Having said that, the "code" is A) Body Punch B) punch in general C) Don't get knocked out, and D) Hope to catch Wlad on a bad night.
I like Brewster, but the "code" is in the film of the fight.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 12:15
by tiny_acres
Tony1244 wrote:Brewster certainly doesn't sound brain damaged. He sounds quite articulate.
Nothing wrong with trying to get paid for something.
Having said that, the "code" is A) Body Punch B) punch in general C) Don't get knocked out, and D) Hope to catch Wlad on a bad night.
I like Brewster, but the "code" is in the film of the fight.
That was a different Wlad than the one who fights now.
Wlad now throws far less punches per round and clinches non stop.
The Wlad that fought Brewster the first time threw carelessly.
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 12:17
by PsychoGamerTwo
I like Brewster, he's a good guy. But why would his strategy work now, if it didn't in their second fight?
Re: Brewster: It's Stupid, Nobody Asked Me For Klitschko Cod
Posted: 08 Jan 2015, 18:16
by rampage
jujigatame wrote:Apparently the secret is to take a vicious beating until Wlad gets tired and falls over.
It's the classic "Homer Simpson" strategy.
Hahaha that was exactly what I was gonna say, only without the Homer Simpson analogy. Therefore, you said it better.