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Those who do not know me will know me very soon. Next Sim season. The Revival of a once great Champion will be in your midst, and you will all fall under his power. My advice to managers of the Sim. Enjoy your success now. Next season you will all be at my feet.

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YOU and your future draftees.........are clearly little more than "grist for the mill" of the Goldenbuzz Galaxy of pugilistic powerhouses.

There is a well trodden trail of tears that leads away from the BoxRecSim stadium..., densely populated by those, such as yourself....those who worship at the alter of smacktalk with not a scintilla of merit.

My advice? Abandon hope now, and avoid the rush. And consider utilizing only the tiny font in all future communications....., in order to avoid your inevitable personal embarrassment.

You have made a choice to be loud and obnoxious, but your sim future holds little more than blatant humiliation. There will be only regret, and tribulation for you and any sim fighter that would be foolish enough to join your vacuous cause.

At this point, a heartfelt apology dripping with sincerity, and thoroughly thoughtful reflection is mandatory, and nothing less will be accepted.

There will be no Apologies. I am more than simply a new face coming to wreak havoc on The Sim. I am the return of a force that was cut short in its prime. You all breathed a sigh of relief when you thought you were safe from me, but your safety net has collapsed and now you will fall into the abyss of knowing that you will forever be 2nd best. I am The Revival of what you thought you had rid yourself of. I am the Truth from which you run. I am the end of all your Sim dreams.

You have all been targeted for Sim Termination.

Take a number! Get in Line!

If only you knew BoxBoys. I have your number, both of you. When the next season starts you will learn a hard lesson.

We obviously sent you running in shame in the past.....to such a degree that you are unable to stand up and be accountable for your past beatings at the hands of GoldenBuzzPromotions.


So now...you return from absentia....to be humiliated under yet another name.

So be it.


My guess is that it's your 3rd or 4th time back around from former fruitless efforts.

This is the classic behavior of the chronic "also rans"

Perhaps the "Zellenoff Revival" is a more appropriate moniker.

BoxBuzz wrote:We obviously sent you running in shame in the past.....to such a degree that you are unable to stand up and be accountable for your past beatings at the hands of GoldenBuzzPromotions.


So now...you return from absentia....to be humiliated under yet another name.

So be it.


My guess is that it's your 3rd or 4th time back around from former fruitless efforts.

This is the classic behavior of the chronic "also rans"

Perhaps the "Zellenoff Revival" is a more appropriate moniker.

I have a winning record against you. I've beaten you more than you've beaten me. I'm no also ran.

Must be the "new math". There is no such person.

Are you counting all the times you "weren't there" because you did not have the intestinal fortitude to engage?

Every time the bell rang.....and you had no stable to answer that bell......must be counted as another loss

These "recollections" of yours are little more than advanced age delusions, likely resulting from errant medication changes that have yet to be properly recognized for what they are, and corrected.

I suggest you schedule your next neuropsyche eval at your earliest available opportunity.




The future as always is Golden.

When I left it was beyond my control. I have returned now, and you will continue to lose to me like you always did. I will make my identity clear when the new season begins. For now you can only comb over your memories, and think to yourself. Who was better than me? I know who I am. You will find out.

I might just keep you all in suspense until I win my Championship gold in the early weeks of eligibility.

But allow me to just say...I know you. I know your habits, I know your tactics, and I'm better than you.

The Revival wrote: it was beyond my control.

Words like this.... are excuses.


Furthermore "control" is essential, it is what separates the alpha's from the incontinent.


Besides....we may have lost our current commish....no sign from him in some time.

I'm hoping we are not witnessing another victim of "Nel's curse"

We can only hope FOL is safe, and returns soon...or someone bona fide will be willing to step up and fill his shoes.

BoxBuzz wrote:Besides....we may have lost our current commish....no sign from him in some time.

ya, I'm going to give him a call tomorrow and see what's up with him, besides, I haven't had a beer with him in a while

So is the Sim going to wither away just in time for you all to avoid being crushed under the weight of my greatness? What a shame that would be.

The Revival wrote:So is the Sim going to wither away just in time for you all to avoid being crushed under the weight of my greatness? What a shame that would be.

I hope not, be good to be the architect of your destruction. I'm sure someone will step in as commish...still very interested to see the final results of this season

I suppose there's one more week to go until this season is a wrap, and we can start the next season. I look forward to making my statement, and earning my spot in the Sim Hall of Fame.

Keep dreamin'.....the simulated HOF is no place for pretenders.

BoxBuzz wrote:Keep dreamin'.....the simulated HOF is no place for pretenders.

I see only one of your fighters is in the Super Six this year, and the other one is not even in the Silver Six. I know you're a Sim Hall of Famer, but you haven't seen a challenge like me in a while. You will fall before me, and rest assured I'm no fool. I know how to manage my fighters to greatness.

I think that I know who this is... And I hope that it is:

The Final Week is here. My time will come at the start of the new season. I'll let you have whatever successes you may have before I return for now, next season. My impact will undoubtedly be felt, and Managers who are on the bubble now will be left out of the mix.

The Revival wrote: next season. My impact will undoubtedly be felt,

You feelin' impacted?

Double dose on this......

Keep joking. You won't be laughing soon.

The Revival wrote:Keep joking. You won't be laughing soon.

"Soon" has come and gone....and as it happens, I have laughed heartily already.