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David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 19:44
by SAPFO
Am I hearing a slight lisp on Haye?

Re: Davis Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 19:50
by CharlesListon
He doesn't seem right. I thought he looked pale.
My Mrs, who knows eff all even remarked ''he isn't a well man''

Re: Davis Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 19:52
by rd350lc
don't know about Davis , but I thought David his bro looked just fine :TU:

Re: Davis Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 19:56
by CMDY
Think David Haye's health is okay, but apparently his hair dresser has been in a peanut allergy induced coma for 4 years.

Re: Davis Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 20:03
by SAPFO
rd350lc wrote:don't know about Davis , but I thought David his bro looked just fine :TU:

S next to D :bag:

Seriously though. Listen back. He sounded like Daffy Duck at times

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 20:05
by dbf
There was an IFL interview with him recently where he just mumbled a bit and it was a bit weird. Sure hes fine though. If he Looks good in his comeback I would love to see v Joshua/

Re: Davis Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 20:55
by Cholo_cws
SAPFO wrote:
rd350lc wrote:don't know about Davis , but I thought David his bro looked just fine :TU:

S next to D :bag:

Seriously though. Listen back. He sounded like Daffy Duck at times
His eyes do sometimes almost pop out of his head like a cartoon character's when he starts getting so excited with what he's saying but
he reminds me of Vicky Pollard when he talks.

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 05:34
by Syntax Error
David Haye has reduced himself to a sideshow now trying to piggyback off the success of novice Anthony Joshua & the now HW champion of the world whom he didn't bother showing up to fight TWICE*.

I bet he is kicking himself now! :shame: :doh:

*FAO the hard of thinking: I know he was injured! :KO:

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 05:48
by Floyd the snake
When I saw him last night i just thought he's too small for Joshua .

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 06:02
by Tuan_Jim
Floyd the snake wrote:When I saw him last night i just thought he's too small for Joshua .
Skill trumps size. Haye wasn't too small for Valuev.

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 06:15
by Floyd the snake
Poor fight , even worse champion .

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 16:52
by rd350lc
FrozenMixedVegtables wrote:Haye's always been clumsy, Inside and outside of the ring.
that'll be the toe mate :yay: , you could hardly say he was clumsy in any way .

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 19:30
by SAPFO
But still capable of taking out 90% of the top 10

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 19:37
by reggaereggae
I think Haye's quite a good commentator. He speaks in an educated manner without any street Bollox..... I agree with the poster who questions his hairdresser's lucidity though.

I've never quite understood why Haye has a 1990s goatee and his corn rows were very dated when he had them.

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 21:44
by Grilling Machine
Apropos, have you seen Dave's old mate Craig David lately?

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He went to a gym on Tuesday, he was lifting hard by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, he rests on Sunday. Dude's hench.

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 21:57
by Nightmare Roy
Grilling Machine wrote:Apropos, have you seen Dave's old mate Craig David lately?

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He went to a gym on Tuesday, he was lifting hard by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, he rests on Sunday. Dude's hench.
That Bo Selector dude better go into hiding!

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 22:09
by reggaereggae
Grilling Machine wrote:Apropos, have you seen Dave's old mate Craig David lately?

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He went to a gym on Tuesday, he was lifting hard by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, he rests on Sunday. Dude's hench.
Wow that's pretty amazing. It's odd though that his neck/head look like he's anorexic and his body looks like Ronnie Coleman. I wonder if he has the same dealer on speed dial as Anthony Joshua?

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 13 Dec 2015, 22:16
by Grilling Machine
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Well, someone's to blame.

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 05:01
by handsofstone
I blame the ginger fellow 4th from left

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 09:57
by tiny_acres
handsofstone wrote:I blame the ginger fellow 4th from left
When all else fails blame the ginger.
They have no souls

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 10:19
by PredatorHayds
I thought Haye sounded ok.

I was surprised that given the occasion he didn't turn his analysis to the David Haye show and talk himself into the Joshua fight.

I thought his punditry was good on Saturday. Not the usual bravado and self promotion he usually does.

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 10:28
by whiskey
Tuan_Jim wrote:
Floyd the snake wrote:When I saw him last night i just thought he's too small for Joshua .
Skill trumps size. Haye wasn't too small for Valuev.
You are correct Jim. If you are 'big enough' then that's all that matters.

I would add though that Haye was 29 back then - and now he's a surgically-repaired and extremely rusty and Booth-less 35 year old.

I won't mention Valuev was poor, had little skill and couldn't even punch as hard as guys 50% smaller than himself either :D

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 10:31
by SNG
G0mez wrote:
Tuan_Jim wrote:
Floyd the snake wrote:When I saw him last night i just thought he's too small for Joshua .
Skill trumps size. Haye wasn't too small for Valuev.
You are correct Jim. If you are 'big enough' then that's all that matters.

I would add though that Haye was 29 back then - and now he's a surgically-repaired and extremely rusty and Booth-less 35 year old.

I won't mention Valuev was poor, had little skill and couldn't even punch as hard as guys 50% smaller than himself either :D
fornicate, was Valuev Haye that long ago? :witzend:

Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 10:35
by whiskey
Grilling Machine wrote:Apropos, have you seen Dave's old mate Craig David lately?

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He went to a gym on Tuesday, he was lifting hard by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, he rests on Sunday. Dude's hench.

Nice wheels.


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Re: David Haye punch drunk?

Posted: 14 Dec 2015, 11:42
by Tuan_Jim
G0mez wrote:
Tuan_Jim wrote:
Floyd the snake wrote:When I saw him last night i just thought he's too small for Joshua .
Skill trumps size. Haye wasn't too small for Valuev.
You are correct Jim. If you are 'big enough' then that's all that matters.

I would add though that Haye was 29 back then - and now he's a surgically-repaired and extremely rusty and Booth-less 35 year old.

I won't mention Valuev was poor, had little skill and couldn't even punch as hard as guys 50% smaller than himself either :D
I do agree with you, and I don't think Haye's comeback will play out well for him. But at his best I think he is a more gifted, skillful heavyweight than Anthony Joshua, that was all. There's a reason why Wladimir Klitschko didn't steam forward and unload on him, and it wasn't simply that the 'small' guy was tricky to pin down - it was because the small guy could also knock his brains out with one shot.

Alas I think Haye is outside of his timeframe now, back for cynical reasons, and will be splattered by AJ.